Wrote a Yelp review for my Father-in-law.

45 Comments

1. 

   ShadyFox_Leoley

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   Sorry to inform you this, but all dad models from a decade ago have an in-built hardwired (analogue) D.A.D joke module which cannot be updated.

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   Sandovals_Belt

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   I don’t think you’re supposed to service him, that’s your mother-in-law’s job

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3. 

   iluvsashasquash

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   Why only four stars?

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4. 

   IrwinJFletcher

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   “Serviced” was an unfortunate word choice.

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5. 

   YoungManInCoffeeShop

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   I’m going to steal this idea for my stepdads Father’s Day card

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6. 

   harshertruth

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   Do you often think about servicing your FIL?

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7. 

   spotexx

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   Don’t scare me like this…. wait Father’s Day isn’t today Jesus christ

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8. 

   ejambu

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   Oh man, I am totally stealing this idea. My father has recently got into Yelp reviewing restaurants! This will be the perfect addition to his father’s day card.

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9. 

   Ruraraid

   June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

   let us know what his reaction to it is.

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10. 

    mikesusz

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Full disclosure: I received the product for free in exchange for this (honest) review.

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11. 

    oddMahnsta

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Ooh, 4-stars you’re tough to please

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12. 

    Jacob4732

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Damn this guy has the balls to give his father in law 4/5

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13. 

    BlackFeign

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Fellow Tom here. Can confirm Tom’s make pretty ok dads

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14. 

    Sir_Grog

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    r/totallynotrobots

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15. 

    CJRedbeard

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Funny.

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16. 

    jeniwreni

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    I’m robbing this

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17. 

    alpherBetheGamow

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Dyslexia keeps me from being able to do anything like this 🙁 it would be funny in a sad “oh no why didn’t he use a pencil” way.

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18. 

    kebabish

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Oh can I use this please.

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19. 

    Girdo_Delzi

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Definitely stealing this idea for my next Father’s Day card/birthday card to Dad. No worries, it won’t be reposted to Reddit to try to snag upvotes for “lol look at my original idea just like this guy”, I just think it’s a genius idea that I need to use. 😀

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20. 

    Miguelaz512

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    *Arctic Monkeys intensifies*

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21. 

    TheDankestMeme92

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Totally stealing this for my dad xD

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22. 

    mennatm

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    that is some neat handwriting for a 12 year old

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23. 

    Matuchkin

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    You don’t actually need to manually update his jokes, as that should be automatically done by his OS. You seem to be having an issue in which he does not have enough space for any new jokes, so the best course of action should be to clear some memory. In the Library, go to “This PC”. From there, locate his C: drive and click on “Windows” after you enter the drive. You will see a file called “System32”. This file is memory intensive, but it manages some trivial functions that you don’t really need. Delete it and you will have a faster Dad with more memory. Have a good one!

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24. 

    Lexaous5

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Definitely stealing this for Father’s Day.

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25. 

    SpaceFace5000

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    havent had to have

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26. 

    ghostfalcon

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Feels more like an Amazon review 😛

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27. 

    TatianaAlena

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    I read “Dads” as “Dools.”

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28. 

    orry43

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Remindme! 350 days

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29. 

    MrNorc

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Would have been five stars but I’m still using him. Not sure how this is going to turn out.

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30. 

    bookloverforlife1225

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    My stepdads name is Tom

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31. 

    echoNovemberNine

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Four stars out of five, that’s unheard of

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32. 

    ThatTechnician

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Over 10,000 dads are getting this thanks to you.

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33. 

    tall_will1980

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    A 12-year-old wrote this? Kid’s gonna be OK.

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34. 

    VicodinC

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Dad’s going to get a real kick in the kiester from this one.

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35. 

    JacquesMouse

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    I am so stealing this idea!

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36. 

    FF_newb

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    I m getting married soon and feel weird of thew thought of calling my father in law “Dad”. I could never do it. I have one dad and that is all I want or need!!

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37. 

    apache_rose_

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    I’m always envious of women that have a good relationship with their in laws. My husband doesn’t speak to his dad, so I don’t either. He’s an asshole though. 🤷‍♀️

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38. 

    sweetp0tat0

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Very “Calvin & Hobbes”-esque.

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39. 

    ihateyouguys

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Oh my god everyone in this thread is obsessed with inter-generational, homosexual, oral sex.

    Oh btw I was wondering… how often did you have to have your original Dad model “serviced”?

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40. 

    G8r

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Aaaaaaaaand now Tom knows your reddit username.

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41. 

    AlgebraicIceKing

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    You only had your dad for almost 12 years? 🙁 Or am I miss-reading this?

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42. 

    RayJrr

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    This was funny before I read the title when I thought an 8 year old was writting it

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43. 

    aldorn

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Serviced…

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44. 

    Hoosteen_juju003

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    Wouldnt Yelp be food related?

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45. 

    jeffsappendix

    June 16, 2018 at 12:23 am

    1/5 Stars

    Belongs in cringe for the servicing reference but the handwriting was okay.

    Edit: I assumed OP was female, upon learning he is male, I recant! This does not belong in cringe, but a trash can, buy your father in law a buck knife instead.

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