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28 Comments

  1. eosolveig

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Where’s the toe knife

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  2. tiredofbuttons

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    It says MANicure. Not womanicure. Duh.

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  3. do-call-me-papi

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    ingrown toenail extractions suck… needs gauze, syringes, lidocaine, betadine, and morphine.

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  4. Chicken_Pete_Pie

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    *For men

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  5. SlightlyStable

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    ♫ stuck in the middle with you ♫

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  6. Mudgeon

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Homeland Security Official Manicure Kit. By Hasbro

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  7. electricfoxx

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    No angle grinder?

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  8. Lord_Locke

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    I have used all of those at one time to remove a hangnail.

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  9. TourDeFunk

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    It’s only crazy if it doesn’t work.

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  10. AAABATTERYMAN

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Manicure set for the use of torturing

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  11. beowulf1005

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    I keep a set like this in my toolbox.

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  12. Tavina77

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    (high pitched voice) I’m good…

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  13. IAmACatMan22

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    …for the medieval hangman

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  14. CornDoggerMcJones

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Brought to you by Fidel Castro.

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  15. PUNCHINGCATTLE

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Can’t have bad nails if you don’t have nails at all!

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  16. _zarkon_

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    KGB Manicure set

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  17. RoccosPostmodernLife

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    There needs to be little picks that can be used to stick as far into the nail as possible to clean those hard to reach spots.

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  18. jsnoots

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Use the pliers to tap the screwdriver into your nail bed.

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  19. Jalmorei

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    More like nail removal torture set.

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  20. robbybd

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    this is for Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man

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  21. Xilcon13

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Yeah, maybe if your name is XJ-9.

    Reply

  22. SpicyEdibleNugget

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Plastic surgery more like it

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  23. Red_October_70

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Well I did know a guy who trimmed his toenails with a pair of diags…

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  24. youdoitimbusy

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    What an awkward combination of tools.

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  25. creepysnowflake

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Insanity Wolf says Manicure the Fuck up!!

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  26. profeDB

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Sadly, I don’t think this would even put a dent in my clods.

    Reply

  27. superguyguy

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

  28. slightly-simian

    September 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    The Mad Frankie Frazer manicure set, for when you need to teach a slaaaaag who’s boss.

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