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When Larry told Suzy “I’m gonna stretch out that tight little fanny,” this was not what she had in mind

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When Larry told Suzy “I’m gonna stretch out that tight little fanny,” this was not what she had in mind


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71 Comments

  1. rex404

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Lol they rolled out the dollar bills to make it look like there was more in there

    Edit: Sentence finished

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  2. Markaius

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This is too similar to Curb Your Enthusiasm

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  3. xiblit-feerrot

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    He just wanted to pack it in, deep.

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  4. thinkB4WeSpeak

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Lots of money involved in this, Suzy confirmed to be a gold digger.

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  5. unthirsty

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    depending on if you’re american or european, that’s gonna be a very pink time or a very stink time

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  6. SamCropper

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    A wallet belt?

    God, what a waist of money.

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  7. souffle-etc

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I’m gonna mark this NSFW just in case

    [Anyways here’s “GRETCHEN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE FANNY PACKS HAPPEN”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grCYxd6u_I)

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  8. Agitatedtoaster

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I’ll be honest I have one of these…. It was a gift to me. I use it when I go running and have no place to put my car keys.

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  9. velvetXeyes

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    “GO FUCK YOURSELF LARRY!” – Suzy

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  10. TheVince9000

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Pockets, an outdated technology since 2018.
    You’ve heard it hear first people: better sell those stocks in the pocket industry.

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  11. SganarelleBard

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    had to double check the sub before posting, “does Arin know what Larry said?!”

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  12. buckeyegrad

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Jesus Christ. I didn’t see what sub this was in and thought it was about Larry Nassar

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  13. AndyMandalore

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Jeffs gonna be pissed

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  14. prezuiwf

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Oh Larry, what a bald prick.

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  15. poopellar

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Larry stop putting so many things in there.

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  16. djaeveloplyse

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I have no good reason to but I like this. I’m buying one fuck you guys.

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  17. mbk--

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Billion dollar title. Somebody gild this man

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  18. murseglen

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Who the hell is carrying an empty blood tube around? Do you need to occasionally check your serum levels while at a tourist hot spot?

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  19. The_Guber

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Honestly just using “fanny” in a provocative way gets me.

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  20. dashdanw

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Placing passport in front of your phone in the same pocket is a great way to get stuck for hours at the US embassy during the tail end of a trip.

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  21. JustNilt

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    OK, not in the spirit of the sub but thanks OP! My kid needs to have his Epi Pen on him at all times outside the home and it’s been a pain in the ass finding a hip pack that isn’t giant for him to use that also fits (he’s a skinny guy). This looks to be almost perfect and it’s available on Amazon. Win win! 😀

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  22. Kryptosis

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Thought this was about Curb Your Enthusiasm

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  23. Dinierto

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Keister level: 1000

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  24. jeccap

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    She was probably English.

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  25. im_at_work0

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    These belts are actually super awesome. I use one for running/exercising.

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  26. TacticalPoutine

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I got off my work wifi for this.

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  27. Milkman131

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Thought this was going to be something for the Curb subreddit at first

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  28. IgnatiusPortabello

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I like it. Where can I get one?

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  29. BurntHotdogVendor

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This sub has changed a lot. Now it’s just regular non-ridiculous infomercials with funny titles?

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  30. CeeJayDK

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    *Customers who bought this item also bought : Fingerprint dusting kit, Powerful electromagnet, Rebreather, Frequency jammer, Handcuffs, High-tensile strength cable and Shark repellent spray*

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  31. Orimos

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This actually looks pretty useful if you were to stash some smaller things in it like cash/cards so it’s not obvious you’ve got anything in it.

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  32. Oogbored

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Thought I was on r/edc for a minute, but there was far too much self awareness about.

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  33. valuedminority

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I can’t imagine a sexier thing to tell a woman.

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  34. BeaR_--

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Oh look, a hands-free belt satchel

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  35. gilthanan

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Tell every pickpocket exactly where your phone and passport are. Surely no worries there.

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  36. LinkRar

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Yo, my dad got me one of those for Christmas last year.

    …still haven’t used it.

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  37. AusSco

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    The only thing it will cost is your dignity.

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  38. -SUBW00FER-

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Whats the point of NSFW if the punchline is already in the title…

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  39. StuartPBentley

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Oh hey, GO Belts. I have a bunch of these from when [Meh](https://meh.com/) sells them in 4-packs. I don’t put all that much stuff in the pouches (just things like a USB charger and cable for my phone); considering how much it’s worn out after just a year of use, I can’t imagine stretching the pockets out even more would work long-term.

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  40. AceDoza

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I used to work for the post office about a month ago and my grandma gave me one of these. It was perfect to keep my wallet and personal car keys safe while I was out there in the heavy snow and freezing winds. Plus you can keep your mind off of those valuables because you have to keep your vehicle key, pens, and mail keys safe and easy to access. The material is so stretchy you can’t even see it, kinda looks like a belt.

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  41. redditor330

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    And when you unzip it everything inside shoots out

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  42. Slaymign0n

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    1- why nsfw

    2- why did you use curb character names?

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  43. ThisIsShawnGuys

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    How long before joe rogan has one?

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  44. olican101

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I don’t get it?

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  45. d-d-d-dirtbag

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    That looks like the fastest way to lose everything important in a matter of seconds while traveling.

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  46. fannywrecker

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I can help Suzy

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  47. DeanKent

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Why mark nsfw when it’s the title not the post???

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  48. DBProxy

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Why does this have a nsfw tag?

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  49. salmon10

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Larry would never sleep with Suzie, Hell, Jeff hates it himself.

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  50. MalHeartsNutmeg

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This has a different meaning in the commonwealth.

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  51. NauticalLegacy

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Who puts their phone behind their passport lol? like “oh boy I’m gonna need this.”

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  52. Szerspliex

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    why have pockets? at least i can hold four rows of potions now

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  53. Jomaccin

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Lol with that title, for a second I thought this product was meant to be shoved up your ass for safe keeping

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  54. bloogun

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I’m guessing Larry’s British?

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  55. BroScubaStevzky

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This has a totally different meaning in the UK.

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  56. enslavedbyvegetables

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I like how the showed all the bills separately to make it look like there was more shit in there.

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  57. ORNGVladman

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I read this in the voice of the Arrested Development narrator

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  58. R0LFO

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I just wanted to say, I have one of these for running and it’s awesome. Best way to carry your phone and keys while out on a run.

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  59. DAIKIRAI_

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    I use one of these for running, well something close to it. It’s really nice!

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  60. Hufflepuff_420

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This is actually kind of cool. Can I have one?

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  61. PM-ME-THEM-TITTIES

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Such a great title.

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  62. IonTichy

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

  63. jenjerx73

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Well…that type,|release buckle|raises suspicion anyway 😐IFYWIM👈

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  64. Gallade0475

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    This is why long distance relationships don’t work

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  65. ed_khan

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Is there a fanny to keep that fanny ?! 😀😀😋

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  66. Irrelevantitis

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    And in order to take out 1 thing, you’ll of course have to take out all the things.

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  67. standbyyourmantis

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    …I actually have one of those for jogging. It’s pretty convenient and will hold a Samsung Note 4 in the big pocket.

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  68. Superd3n

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Spent a solid minute trying to decipher the thread name. So Da Go… Sod Ago… yeah me dummy.

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  69. FamousOhioAppleHorn

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    So it’s a pocket bra but for your waist. Or a big old sign to criminals “Please mug me. I’m a tourist.”

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  70. ddwood87

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Both holes

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  71. Anonymous

    January 27, 2018 at 5:46 am

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