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  1. one_dollar_poop_joke

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug, you idiot. What’s to stop me from simply switching the nut for the grilled cheese without you? After all I am the one who knows how to make grilled cheeses. Dibs on the park, and I better not catch you on my turf.

    -Phil

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  2. DeepDishPi

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    When my sister was about 22 her roommate asked her what was in a grilled cheese sandwich. She said it was just a piece of cheese between two pieces of bread. She came back into the kitchen to find the roommate staring intently at a plate with two slices of bread with cheese between them.

    Sister: “What’s wrong?”
    Roommate: “How is this going to melt the cheese?”

    I swear upon the Book of Armaments that this actually happened.

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  3. TheMilitantApathetic

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    We’ll, it sounds like this involves smoking a SHITLOAD of weed, so I’m in!

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  4. bigcountry88s

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Am I supposed to have the grilled cheese’s already with me when I show up?

    Thanks!,

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  5. BEND_OVER_NO_LUBE

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Who doesn’t know how to make grilled cheese sammiches?

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  6. GrinAndBeMe

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    But who does the digging…?

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  7. RyanJT324

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I think this is Donnie Baker attempting to get back at Mitchell and/or his sea cow wife

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  8. bigdtaway

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    As a Doug, such a Doug thing to do. i bet this dude knows how to make a grilled cheese or he isn’t a true Doug.

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  9. Richerlie

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Hey Doug, oh wait, Doug’s dead

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  10. MLXIII

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    That’s nuts!

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  11. wander-lux

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug has dreams larger than life, keep dreaming Doug

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  12. squarecorners

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug is really working on behalf of the Yakuza who want to capture a hipster as a pet for their private zoo. Don’t fall for it!

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  13. DragonPojki

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    When I was about 3 or 4 years old, my parents told me that if I planted the claw of a crayfish in my sandbox, with the claw pointing up, a whole crayfish would grow from it. I did not believe this but tried it anyways. My mother managed to switch a few of the claws out while I was in the sandbox without me noticing. I was terrified when I saw a whole crayfish where there once was just a claw.

    OP’s post reminded me of this. That’s why I’m sharing.
    In OP’s story I would be the squirrel…

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  14. MikeTheHero

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I want to unsubscribe from this sub because of this

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  15. DeepDishPi

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    You know you can trust the plan of a guy who can’t make a grilled cheese sandwich.

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  16. ElProlapse

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Would actually totally want to do that.

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  17. Kertyna

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Is Doug related to Chris by any chance?

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  18. heartfarts2

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Kinda feel like your going to get robbed.

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  19. bovinenatural

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    These things are getting old. At first it was funny, but like a guy who just tells the same joke over and over and louder each time hoping for the same laughs, this is just trying too hard.

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  20. J_hoff

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Joke is on Doug, squirrels forget where they stored their food all the time.

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  21. CouchToad

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Don’t fuck with squirrels. They control everything in this universe.

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  22. CaanThief

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Meet me at Grubbs tavern

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  23. AceOfBases

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug is definitely going to bury whoever shows up in that squirrel hole

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  24. trustmeimweird

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug the type of guy to take a minute to talk about all the quirks and features of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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  25. Obscurial_gg

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Sounds like a plan.

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  26. yzforce

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I really hope the squirrel enjoys the grilled cheese, because no grilled cheese deserves to die in vain for the sake of this project.

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  27. pjabrony

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Should we put some ham on the grilled cheese sandwich? I think a grilled cheese sandwich would be good if it had ham.

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  28. 0LowLight0

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Disappearing?

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  29. jtrier1

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I have a feeling that Doug may have been high when he wrote this.

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  30. stayroasty

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug really just wants a grilled cheese.

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  31. Northman67

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    If you don’t know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich you definitely need help. It’s only slightly easier to pour a glass of water.

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  32. TyneyTymey

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug’s kind of an idiot.

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  33. mammalian

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Nice guerrilla marketing by Kit’s

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  34. Aladen_ofthe_Apes

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I want to help you out comrade.

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  35. Hexmonkey2020

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    You gotta do it

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  36. Penya23

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Doug is up to new shenanigans

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  37. schmuck-in-plaid

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Do you want to get kidnapped by a stranger? Because this is how you get kidnapped by a stranger…

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  38. seannoonan9356

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Derp derp

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  39. HeyJosephHere

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    You and every other Reddit New Yorker

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  40. Finluz

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I thought it would be Michael agaim

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  41. wrusapos

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Please don’t do this in Central Park. Please.

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  42. BananaWilly

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    PS: And I am not a rapist.

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  43. Mozno1

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Ricky?

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  44. spinozasrobot

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

  45. XavierScorpionIkari

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    /r/grilledcheese

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  46. grandplatinum

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    You fucked with the squirrels Morty!

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  47. rmjavier1

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    mastermind plan

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  48. vicrally

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Is there an archive of these flyers anywhere?

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  49. Lucky_Dougy

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Also any skills in distracting squirrels for a brief period of time would be beneficial as well. But I might be able to devise a plan by then myself! See you there!

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  50. InformedChoice

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    I like it.

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  51. Siv2020

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Is this an ‘Up’ reference?

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  52. TheNaughtyMonkey

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    What kind of person makes such a big deal out of messing with the minds of squirrels?

    Also, how long do you think the sandwich will sit there?

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  53. NovaSniperr

    May 17, 2018 at 3:35 am

    r/madlads

    Reply

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