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  1. SniperMcTard

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    “Let me tell you what I’m looking for in a fuckin tree”

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  2. psyfy

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Ron White is still so goddamn hilarious. He said in an interview that he has done over 10,000 comedy sets in his career. He is one of the last original road warrior comics. Fucking legend.

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  3. TrueFakeFacts

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Every time I see him, I think of this joke:

    “Her parents are loaded. And they hate my guts. And I’m waiting for them to die. And you’ll know if they die, too, ’cause you’ll never see my fat ass again. I’ll be in Palm Beach with my new friends.” — Ron White

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  4. jamesque12

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    As a Utahn I can confirm. Mormons think getting turnt means a half a redbull.

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  5. quaz1mod

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Fuck that, turn it up to Rastafari.

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  6. PlasmaBurnz

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    “In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and The Cross can all fit together.” – GK Chesterton

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  7. Jaxck

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Everyone who was raised Catholic understands this.

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  8. p1um5mu991er

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Would that be Tater Salad? Heh *tater salad*

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  9. CardsLafter

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    I’ve got three comedians I love to death. Louie Anderson, Bill Burr, and Ron White.

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  10. Klin24

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

  11. Aeroflame

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    I don’t recommend telling jokes by announcing the punchline first.

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  12. Hoemguy

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    I don’t get this in the slightest, please explain!!!

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  13. Oafus

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    I begrudgingly find this guy pretty fucking funny. This is a great example.

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  14. Phosphoreign

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    As a catholic, I fully endorse this message.

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  15. Don_Pablo512

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Love how i hear his voice so easily reading this

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  16. mydogmightberetarded

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    I don’t really like him but this bit is funny

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  17. TheBaltimoron

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Punchline in the title for absolutely no reason.

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  18. Nosamtrebmal

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    What about the parrot he definitely hunted down to fuck on vacation? 😂

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  19. dodget

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Anybody knows who this is?

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  20. reggiehux

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Nice.

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  21. rrhogger

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    LOL, that is funny!

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  22. Ones_Fate

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Hahaha you should see the “DUI” warning billboards in Utah right now. They say “DUI doesn’t just mean booze” and have a little pill design and what is supposed to be a pot leaf but is actually a freaking maple leaf.

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  23. thekarmabum

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Catholics know how to party.

    SOURCE: I’m Catholic, a quick review of my post history should let you know, I know how to party.

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  24. GreatKingRat666

    May 11, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    … Okay…?

    Is this a case of “you had to be there”?

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