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  1. TheModfather

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    “Your cousin Jimmy got his finger run over by a steamroller. Unfortunately he was picking his nose at the time…”

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  2. aman165

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Such a tragic way to go. His friends and loved ones must be absolutely crushed.

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  3. Whirlyburdd

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Absolute epitome of British humor.. bravo

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  4. Blales

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Dio and his stand at it again

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  5. deadlychambers

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Casket still cost 10,000.

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  6. BOBBYSBLOB

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Where was this from?

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  7. fosighting

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Lol. I wrote that so you all know I laughed.

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  8. Keenaroo

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I expect the funeral was performed for a flat fee.

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  9. Pork_Chap

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    RIP Harvey Manfrenjensenden

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  10. Olga_of_Kiev

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

  11. Mark_c_pugner

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Did anyone else misread the name of the newspaper as Evenstar and hope it was a Lord of The Rings newspaper?

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  12. Gone_Gary_T

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Someone’s flatmate?

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  13. NoFanOfTheCold

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Fucking Dave Allen At Large…. The man was an absolute genius. What a titanic talent.

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  14. PM_Me_Boobs_Im_Sad

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I feel dumb. I don’t get it.

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  15. wookies_go_raawghh

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Was this in the roger rabbit world

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  16. x220-guy

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    The joke lacks depth

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  17. TS_SI_TK_NOFORN

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Must have worked for [Virtucon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_AFraxj-4) People never think how things affect the family of a henchman.

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  18. antithesisofnormies

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    How tragic. His family must’ve been crushed when they heard the news.

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  19. 10_Virtues

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I love dry humor!

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  20. whitemaori

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    HHahahahahah

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  21. invent_or_die

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    dry as the Sahara!

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  22. el___diablo

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Looks like a Dave Allen sketch.

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  23. asd417

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    That was the crush of his life…

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  24. Tiller42

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    First time watching it: “Wait… What?”
    Second time watching it: “Wait… OhhhOHHHHHHH”

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  25. a_kam

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    It’s K-K-K-Ken! Coming to k-k-k-kill me!

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  26. mundaneclipclop

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I was expecting it to keep going, just be a long thin coffin.

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  27. rikijamie

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I have no clue where this is from but I’m guessing some its British comedy. I mean that in a nice way

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  28. iwon8

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I was really confused because it didn’t play the gif automatically

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  29. Moriar-T

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    The news must’ve flattened his mates.

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  30. The_Strict_Nein

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    If you love comedy, I implore you to watch “The best of Dave Allen”. He is the epitome of the Irish style of conversational comedy mixed with fantastic sketches.

    Also worth reading about his personal life and other works. He was the first to show on live TV the technique of waiting until a car is fully submerged in water before trying to open the door, which a young boy used to save him and his mother’s life after watching the show. He also did a fantastic series of documentaries about the more bizarre​ parts of British culture.

    I can’t say enough good things about Dave Allen

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  31. theunheardone

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I wonder if they got a discount on the casket?

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  32. EricTheRoman

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    That caught me off guard. Well played!

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  33. captbradders

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Dave Allen! Very, very funny guy.

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  34. stickman57

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Monty Python is…. 😁

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  35. rogue2580

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  36. spyrocete

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Well that’s a new way of saving money on a casket.

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  37. frosam

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    … said Mr Omar

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  38. matilim

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    dont panic

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  39. poeticpoet

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    That’s not funny

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  40. Wallywutsizface

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Took me a bit

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  41. SoMesGuy

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Half the comments are puns

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  42. Carty75

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Dave Allen is such an underrated comedian. Check out some of this stories on Youtube. A master story teller.

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  43. 0xTech

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    /r/totallynotsneks

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  44. JakeArvizu

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Holy shit something on /r/funny that actually is funny or creative.

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  45. CallMeBanjo

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    This is one of the only posts I’ve seen on this sub that actually feels like it belongs here.

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  46. Zekodon

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    That eulogy better be good. Otherwise it’ll fall flat.

    I’ll^see^myself^out^now.

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  47. aselha

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    /u/carlotam_mr

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  48. gmabarrett

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I think this is an old Dave Allen sketch, one of the funniest men ever. I strongly suggest you all dig out his story about the priest teaching him how to tell the time.

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  49. Codoi

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Is this real?

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  50. kecisa

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    “Ah! what a fine piece of Tortilla”, exclaims the cannibal.

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  51. shleppenwolf

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Now there’s a word that outlived its meaning: steamrollers haven’t had steam engines for a century or so.

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  52. Nimja_

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Efficient use of space!

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  53. PM_ME_CLASSIC_VANS

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Reminds me of those jokes man with no arms and no legs flattened ?

    Kyle…his name Kyle

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  54. K1NNY

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    British humor is undoubtedly my favorite.

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  55. RenlyWouldHaveWon

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Slow news day, I suppose

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  56. MUI-VCP

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Anyone have the skinny on this guy’s story?

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  57. mcfumunda

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    [Steamrollers: Not Just For Crushing People](http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/64dt)

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  58. theboomboy

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

  59. Morgennes

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Coffin should be longer – but that would be less funny

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  60. dude188755

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Its not possible steam rollers are too slow to run over an man unless he was an ultra old/weak/crippled person

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  61. skateguy1234

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I hate to be that guy, but uh.. what’s the joke?

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  62. thelonghauls

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    “Man run…over by steamroller” sounds like a declaration a caveman might make. If they had steamrollers back then.

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  63. keys_mob_at_crack

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Time to get schwifty…

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  64. digitek

    September 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    They wouldn’t put a pancake person sideways in a coffin like that. And if they did it would also be taller as well, he would be a wide pancake person. Not funny.

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