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  1. dafuq453

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    When you don’t need to chase your food, and you don’t need to run from shit, this is what happens.

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  2. Brewe

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    It’s a newly discovered species called Bround Bear.

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  3. Chezzik

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Before 1970, obesity in black bears was really common in U.S. national parks, due to their unlimited access to food (human garbage). I’m not sure if this particular bear is just obese, or obese plus pregnant, or possibly has an internal infection causing the belly to swell, but it’s not impossible to look like this just from being obese. In 1970, park districts closed the open garbage pits and started better education and management programs.

    Before this point, the normal way to go watch bears was to go to the garbage dumps. Yellowstone Park even had grandstands set up at their dump so that tourists could sit and watch all the bears that came down every evening to eat the garbage.

    Their main efforts at bear safety were to tell people not to leave food in their cars, because some of the bears learned to smash the windows of the cars in the parking lot to get better food than they got at the dump.

    Needless to say, this did not lead to healthy bears, and there were a lot of bears (and people) killed in bear-human conflicts. Between 1931 and 1969 there were an average of 48 incidents per year of humans being mauled by bears.

    After closing the dumps in 1970, the number of human injuries from bear incidents in the park was down to only 1 a year in the 2000s.

    EDIT: Someone below asked for a source. I mostly learned this from Reddit (yes this is a repost), but [here’s a pretty good source](https://www.yellowstonepark.com/things-to-do/yellowstone-bears-no-longer-get-garbage-treats) with more information and pictures of the “Lunch Counter” set up by the park.

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  4. gwdope

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Just the….bear necessities, simple bear…..oh look, someone threw out some canned ham!

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  5. Austin1642

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s cultivating mass.

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  6. Silliestmonkey

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    One man trash is another bears diet cheat

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  7. doctornotfound

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    [Golden Ratio confirmed](https://imgur.com/a/ZMheN)

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  8. CanofVeggies

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    When Pixar animals come to life…

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  9. SlightlyStable

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Minutes after this pic was taken the photographer was mauled and eaten by Round Bear. When asked why he did it Round Bear responded “Because fuck that guy, that’s why.”

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  10. Afterdarkduck

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That’s so sad

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  11. NerdyDogBrainz

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He thicc.

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  12. pics-or-didnt-happen

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Man, that bear is on [easy street](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCcMKxEFEHk).

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  13. Bcopcu

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    “You are over-encumbered”

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  14. Mrfairfall

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That poor creature.

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  15. Iron_Bawls

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Got any Ding-Dongs??

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  16. jonaharr

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I heard his brother was the “polar” opposite

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  17. p1um5mu991er

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    What a pig

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  18. Leonid198c

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Is this a cartoon?

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  19. rioolwater

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Looks more like a massive pig to me

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  20. ConnieSoupanousinpho

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Holy shit! Lol

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  21. i_stare_at_screens

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s in shape! Round is a shape

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  22. Dr__Snow

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Maybe pregnant as well as fat?

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  23. lawlbear

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    DIABETES IS HUGE PROBLEM IN BLACK BEAR COMMUNITY.

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  24. ThunderBloodRaven

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Maximum capacity

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  25. jaybrese

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    What’s a versatile animal.

    It could either be the most feared beast in all of the forests, or it could be a roundboy eating trash from a dump.

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  26. Amrokmfc

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That bear is prepared for the next three winters.

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  27. Crosskecth

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    It’s a rollerbear…

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  28. kecisa

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    When you don’t have to run anymore, you can just roll.

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  29. JTswift

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    It’s just cultivating mass.

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  30. Blade_Of_Equinox

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Think he needs to cut back to the bear necessities

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  31. angelodas2

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    T H I C C
    H
    I
    C
    C

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  32. WendyLRogers3

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s an American bear
    He’s an American bear
    He’s comin’ to your town
    He’ll help you party it down
    He’s an American bear.

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  33. shinewagon

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Junk food will do that to a bear

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  34. Brutal_Bros

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    #realbearshavecurves

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  35. Gibbothemediocre

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Morbeardly obeast.

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  36. Spinningalltheplates

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s got a rumbly in his tumbly

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  37. sillygamertag73

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    RUN

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  38. ronnie_rochelle

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Trash panda evolved

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  39. rickster3215

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    If this is real you just made my day.

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  40. draught_marrow

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I like my bears and tigers nice and plump

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  41. Shirleythepirate

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That bear is just cultivating mass so he can hire a badass avatar.

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  42. GeeksWall57

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That bear looks like its about to give me a visual pat down.

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  43. stayroasty

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    If that’s not a prize-winning bearpig, then I don’t know what is.

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  44. lostdaydreamer3181

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Yas! I gave the 1k’th upvote!
    That’s one more for the Pointless Achivements Cabinet

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  45. LotharTVNI

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That looks like a Pear Bear.

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  46. jashleyren2

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s round and one comment about his weight would get you torn to pieces.

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  47. Thragetamal

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Chunky yet Funky… Hit me up ladies….

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  48. yummychickentendies

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He looks like clipart
    Like someone legit copy and pasted a clipart black pair over a pile of trash

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  49. nubeboob

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Poor guy has probably so much plastic in him that he hasn’t shit in weeks

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  50. Apres_Garde

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Is that an avocado?

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  51. Paradoxically_Me

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Did you just assume that bear’s shape? Triggered.

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  52. DeathByFarts

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    The shape of the head suggests female .. the roundness suggests pregnant

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  53. cali4ever

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    fattest bear picture I have ever seen.

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  54. cabezadebakka

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Yogi ate Boo-Boo!

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  55. noble_shrek

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I honestly opened thinking I would see a bartender doing cool bottle flipping tricks since I read title as “This is what peak bar performance looks like”

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  56. JollySieg

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Diabeartus

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  57. amyisverybored

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    So adorable!

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  58. Lord_Of_Filth

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    It’s big boi season

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  59. Lord_Of_Filth

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    It’s big boi season

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  60. NonCancer

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Gotta be It’s genetics, right Reddit?

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  61. the_glarp_zone

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    RIP Boo Boo.

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  62. daileyjd

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    bear’s murican’ af

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  63. dustlesswalnut

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    me_irl

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  64. JustMeSunshine91

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Only Vanta Blear knows the secrets of the universe

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  65. tugtrog

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Proof there is something wrong with the food people eat.

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  66. dechez

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Bear tipping anyone?

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  67. Midget_Hater

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Must be American.

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  68. whadupinnernet

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    **T H I C C B E A R**

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  69. Lukeyboy1589

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Too many picnic baskets

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  70. sbsb27

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Looks like dump living was good this year.

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  71. tandersen1558

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s gonna hibernate like a muthafucka

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  72. keyboardbuddhist

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Can this thing still run 30+ mph or nah?

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  73. ARabidOne

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Bear down!

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  74. CameronDemortez

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Lol is this photoshop?

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  75. ARabidOne

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    The Bears are playing in Wisconsin tonight, he’s just trying to fit in

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  76. APPLEBEES_HAS_RATS

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Big bear, he’s iron tough.

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  77. Green_Meeseeks

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    If he hibernated while this fat, he would become like the Rip Van Winkle of bears

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  78. equestrian123123

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    There’s Brown Bears, then there’s round bears. This be a round bear.

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  79. Slamjam51

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    The only thing he’s chasing is T.G.I. Friday’s leftovers with breadsticks from Olive Garden

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  80. CYRIAQU3

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Oh… i’ll probably be more like “OH SHIT A BEAR”

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  81. Airique

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    That can’t be real.

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  82. tdizz56

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    If you pan to the right you’ll see the sleeping cab for a 1971 White Star semi and a man named Ray.

    Fuckin way she goes boys.

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  83. rubberbandGod

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Well that is depressing…

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  84. EnXigma

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    This is giving me mixed feelings

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  85. Valoid

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Is that *all* garbage on the ground?

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  86. zacmezac

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    WTF is that lol

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  87. MississippiJoel

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I wouldn’t even be scared of this one. I would just hop out of my car and take a couple steps forward to see if he even does anything.

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  88. Pls-kill-me

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    thicc boye

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  89. armycast

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Every year you must bring the bear god a gift of delicious picnic treats, lest he get angry and eat us all!

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  90. Matimmio

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Nobody mentioned the movie ‘Over the Hedge’???

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  91. Kro_Ko_Dyle

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    I’m sure you meant to say: She’s pregnant…

    Maybe

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  92. knutt09

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Cultivating mass

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  93. PoorlyAttired

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Algy met a bear
    A bear met Algy
    The bear was bulgy
    The bulge was Algy

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  94. Bobarhino

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Well, winter ***is*** coming so…

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  95. Sauceymagoo

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    He’s just fluffy!

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  96. Anonymous

    September 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm

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