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  1. evohans

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Damn, I thought this was real. It’s photoshopped. I live 5 minutes away https://i.imgur.com/rqpABxY.png

    Damn fine photoshop job though

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  2. facepalminghomer

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Succulent, fresh cheeses

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  3. Wesley_pipessss

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Need a place next to it called “This is my last Dessert”

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  4. dancingmrt

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    *Cut my slice into pieces, this is my plastic fork*

    *pepperoni, four cheeses, don’t give a fuck if I burn my mou-JESUS!*

    DA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA, DA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA, DA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA

    *This is my plastic fork*

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  5. kirakun03

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    brought to you by papa john roach

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  6. tctps

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    What I always think about. https://i.imgur.com/I6osD.jpg

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  7. RyanL1984

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Been done before…

    Cut my life in 2 pizzas, this is my plastic fork…

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  8. AleGamingAndPuppers

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Makes me feel old thinking about how many Gen Xers and kids may have opened this and thought “…I don’t get it”

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  9. TooShiftyForYou

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Oven baking, pre-heating

    Don’t give a fuck if I burn my mouth eating.

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  10. altovato21

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Don’t eat there, that place has paparoaches

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  11. wizsik

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    This is my plastic fork! Suffocation, heavy breathing, don’t give a fuck if it’s carbs that I’m eating!

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  12. KookieMonsta123

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Cut my life into pizzas*

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  13. Daegzy

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Elyse, is that you?

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  14. PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    The Ballad of 2 Pizzas

    ‘‘Tis tough to find a place to eat

    With many options down the street

    I feel desire for cheese and meat

    Tis difficult to sort
    —————

    I pass the Greek and burger spot

    Gave Indian buffet a thought

    But nothing had what my heart sought

    My patience growing short
    —————
    Past PeiWei where a panda greats ya

    A Mayan place with “Chicken Itzas”

    *Cut My Life in 2 Pizzas*

    This is my last resort

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  15. lawesome94

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    These are my denim shorts.

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  16. almondmilk

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Where Brooklyn at?

    Reply

  17. pembunuhUpahan

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Is there any subreddit where redditors make lyric parodies?

    Reply

  18. YmirSoloMain

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    These are my denim shorts

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  19. loganlecocq

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

  20. Zadien22

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Suffocation, no breathing, where do you think we get the sausage you’re eating

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  21. selectash

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    This is my last risotto

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  22. TheNote7

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

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  23. Showdeh

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    *this is my plastic fork

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  24. Bahamut_Ali

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    this is a plastic fork.

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  25. henegirl

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Suffocation, no breadsticks…

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  26. Sevnfold

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    I always hated that line “if I cut my arm bleeding”. Because ‘bleeding’ is the verb, of course you’ll cut your arm if bleeding is the action you are doing. That’s like saying you stayed alive breathing.

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  27. ReubenZWeiner

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    I was thinking of opening a foodie truck…Papa Roach Coach

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  28. Jack__Johnson

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    This is Maria’s in Bay Ridge right?

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  29. makethemsayayy

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    2 pizzas, it’s just called 2 pizzas.

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  30. Borgphoenix

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Better title “this is my plastic fork”

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  31. awh

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    The Joey Special!

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  32. Dynamite9991

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Holy fuck this place is up the block from my house I literally eat from there 3 times a week. I can tell you that it is NOT named this and has a super generic Italian pizza name.

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  33. megadeth37

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Cut my life in 2 pizzas
    Next door is body work

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  34. xxdopexx2

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Would it be wrong
    would it be right
    if I got some takeaway tonight

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  35. imtinyricketc

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    This is my last restaurant.

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  36. daniel-sahn

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Cut my life in two pizzas
    This is my plastic fork
    Pepperoni
    Extra cheezin

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  37. celbertin

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    This is my plastic fork.

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  38. AssholeWhisperer

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Brooklyn Brooklyn

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  39. Kinda_Crazay

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

  40. wvn

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    IsThink that’s Maria’s on Fort Hamilton Parkway in Brooklyn?

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  41. K3R3G3

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    “Come Try our Lemon Torte”

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  42. zymadgy

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    I can be done with Reddit now…this comment thread is all I’ll ever need.

    Reply

  43. Pczilla

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    /u/Skwealer

    Reply

  44. imhuman22

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Even though I live nearby I thought this was real😭

    Reply

  45. sour_creme

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

  46. Anonymous

    January 25, 2018 at 10:50 am

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