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  1. jacobhmorris5

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    5/100 is actually pretty impressive

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  2. ThatGuyCF

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Virginia Western is 2 minutes down the road from me. I am not at all doubtful that either this email or that the events actually happened.

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  3. AngryCod

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Well, at least he maintained his professional detachment.

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  4. iJezza

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I’m sure that Virginia Western Bio class has more than the one Redditer. Lets get a cross check?

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  5. Penman2310

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    This seems 100% legit

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  6. MlkShakes

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Inspect element is neat, isn’t it?

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  7. alyosha_pls

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    /r/thathappened

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  8. Weaselpanties

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I can’t get half my students to read the lab manual. I told them that all the answers are in the lab manual, that you can’t do labs without reading it, and that every question is taken straight out of the lab manual. I still can’t get them to read it. It’s like 10 pages of reading a week; I’m doing everything to help them succeed except hold their hand while they write the answers. I’m considering, in desperation, uploading it to a sketchy-looking domain, and paying a shill to tell them about an “easy cheat source” online. Maybe they’d read it if they think they’re cheating?

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  9. Drak_is_Right

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    If I was a teacher and 90% of the class failed, I’d just do a classic bell curve of final grades.

    Its not unheard of for some introductory weed out classes to be bell curved. My 61% very nearly got me an A in Calc 3 second semester freshman year (got a B).

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  10. thegr8mizuti

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    About a 0.6% chance to get 5% with random guessing assuming a 5 option, 40 question multiple choice test. The odds go down if there were more questions or only 4 options.

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  11. justscottaustin

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Have to admit…I giggled a bit at Phagocytosis.

    Heh.

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  12. biorogue

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Annnnnd he’s fired.

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  13. moonlitdance

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    yeah that’s how you get fired. Never put this crap in print.

    I had a professor just flat out lecture the class for an hour after giving back exam scores for an exam that an entire class of 150 students failed. It was also an introductory biology class.

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  14. christdaburg

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    And then everyone clapped

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  15. snakeproof

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Oh my, when Outlook from Microsoft first opened I reserved an email address in the name of my high school. I sat on it for a while before I started emailing different classlists with updates including new required books that had nothing to do with the class, and also emails like this though nothing this mean I wanted to keep it on the tame side.

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  16. scotems

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Why would he censor ‘ass’ and ‘fuck’ but not ‘shit’? Hmmmmm

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  17. joy4874

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Jokes on him, I’m 30 and I giggled at “Phagocytosis.”

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  18. RedditBot100101

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Maybe I’m a shit teacher?….No it’s the children who are wrong.

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  19. NewBeanSalad

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    And then all the other professors clapped and high fived him, and he got a raise. The student he insulted dropped out in shame and killed himself and then he got laid by a hot grad student on top of a peer reviewed article that got published the very next day.

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  20. AccelerationGate

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    What a lovely read

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  21. DrDustyE

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    This isn’t real. If they really did that bad, it’s on the professor.

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  22. famaskillr

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    From Roanoke, Va (which I’m assuming this is our Virginia Western) and this doesn’t surprise me a bit. Mainly because it’s the only community college in the area and I deal with these fucking idiots in traffic everyday.

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  23. rclonecopymove

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Can people stop calling the author a teacher, he’s a professor or lecturer. It’s to a group of adults who are at an institution where they are expected to learn not to be taught like school children. The onus is on the student not the lecturer.

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  24. IAMA_Cucumber_AMA

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    He spelled unfortunately wrong in the second sentence, who’s the moron now.

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  25. coupin

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Picture of a screen [x]

    r/thathappened [x]

    Actually Funny [ ]

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  26. secondpink

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I had a really good biology professor with a 90% drop rate.
    Do professors really get gooned with a low pass rate?

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  27. TheMightyWoofer

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I was in a criminology statistics class where *everybody* failed the final exam and the professor ended up curving the final grade even though the class wasn’t supposed to be curved. I had no idea why the class failed but I thought I’d answered the questions correctly and the TA handling us had been kind and tried to help us all.

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  28. Hardkoretan

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    If this was real, I would reply with “unfortunately*”.

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  29. jellyfishtaquito

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I want to shake this man’s hand.

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  30. 1989_Style

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    There’s a spelling error and a very poor understanding of how quotation marks are supposed to be used. This is totally real and not fake at all.

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  31. very_hot_thai_food

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    How to spot a shit teacher.

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  32. honore_ballsac

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    There is no way a true educator would talk to an entire class like that. If anybody does that, they are far worse than the people they are criticizing; i.e. a) they have serious personality problems, insecurity etc, such as being more immature than the giggling Klingons (and what’s wrong with giggling? wouldn’t she / he be happy if the class giggled at one of his / her lame ass joke?), and b) they are not educators. because a true educator should know better, in the sense that there is no benefit to anybody from such a stupid, condescending statement.
    Most likely fake.

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  33. jaymoney1

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    What teacher, in their right mind, would admit to grade fixing, in an email to a bunch of supposed Neanderthals? That sould get your ass fired quicker than the majority of the class failing a Biology I class. What happens in the spring when the students take Biology II and have no clue what is going on? Will that teacher also fix the poor grades? Eventually the students will graduate with a C- average, get their piece of paper, and go into the real world still expecting to pass with sub-par work. But the college got their tuition money, so who cares what product is spit out in the end, right?

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  34. wetnapkinmath

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Fall of 2016…

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  35. AllAboutThatBase10

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I would have failed them all. I also wouldn’t have sent an insulting email.

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  36. ThaRudistMonk

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Sounds like he might actually be a shitty professor.

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  37. Xesrac

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    This is bullshit.

    A professor giving 50% bonus points to avoid being fired would not send an email *that would get him fired*.

    It smells like Tech Support From Hell or whatever; where a guy who is so fed up being everyone’s bitch he has to vent by writing what he’d *liked to have done*, or blow his brain out in the break room one day.

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  38. Weaselpanties

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I graded the first assignments of the term today; I feel his pain.

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  39. MJWood

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    If it was multiple choice with each question having four options, then even a chimpanzee would have scored 25%.

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  40. ThorHammerslacks

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    One time saw a letter to a professor taped to his door. Along with his other grievances, this particular Martin Luther was tired of his “non shollant attitude.”

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  41. ssjgoat

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I giggled at phagocytosis :/

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  42. rainydays2020

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    A professor wouldn’t write an angry email with such poor grammar.

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  43. LordMalphas

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    He misspelled unfortunately…..

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  44. kilgreen

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Seriously no one is going to mention that he spelled “unfortunately” wrong?

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  45. roj234

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Once I got a 8/70 in a multiple choice test. That kid with 5/100 is a god

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  46. R3dark

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Oof

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  47. DoomDoomGir

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    i giggled at phagocytosis.

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  48. johnnyBgreen

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    ahahaAHAHAah!!!

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  49. GBG-glenn

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    lmao 😀 u/tippr $2

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  50. altairisdebin

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    The amount of people in here genuinely concerned about whether this email hurt the feelings of a bunch of people that have no business being in college disturbs me greatly

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  51. NewSargeras

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    I want to put this on r/murderedbywords

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  52. 1F1S

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Did he/she also calculate the probability of all the students being morons vs the probability of him/her being a terrible teacher?

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  53. Opportune_Gif

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    things that never happened

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  54. ikindalold

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Straight savage.

    Reply

  55. Anonymous

    January 25, 2018 at 8:17 pm

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