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  1. probenation

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Life Loopholes: Crotch money is not listed. Ladies just make a quick transfer before going into the store.

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  2. layer11

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    All those women’s clothes with fake pockets and nobody has thought to put a pocket the one place women would use it

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  3. Cheeky_Guy

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Woman shirts should have an inside pocket

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  4. moving0target

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    They forgot sock money. I was with a major chain so we had to take it. One call to corporate could send you to a “career killer” store. The store should have been relocated years ago, but they keep it, because it’s so old and nasty that you couldn’t possibly keep it up to standard. Couple of bad walks, and you were gone.

    Soggy money went into “woman’s disposal bags,” and it went straight to deep freeze. Then it went to microwaves. Then it finally went to the bill counting machines.

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  5. ilazul

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    We have the “no sock or bra money” sign at our local coffee place.

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  6. hey_uh_itsme

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Ugh, I dealt with this all the time when I worked in a movie theatre. The people that put it in their sock also… So gross.

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  7. MadLintElf

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I live in NYC and have only seen these signs mainly down south or in rural areas. Tried telling my kids that it’s a thing, they don’t take sweaty money and they didn’t believe me.

    Had to google image search for a few signs, thanks for validating me.

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  8. therevvshow

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    People do that?

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  9. DuckTalesLOL

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Used to work for a corporate at&t wireless store. The amount of women who would bring in their phone and complain about it not working, and then pull it out of their bra was crazy.

    Maybe it’s not working because it has tons of boob sweat?!

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  10. DickleBelly

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I never accept that. it’s disgusting.

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  11. Don_Stark_

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    If I saw this post two months ago I would have assumed the sign was made by the OP to mine some karma. However last month I saw a similar sign in a local grocery. Apparently sticky, sweety, booby money is a thing and **cashier’s don’t like it!**

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  12. mattreyu

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    in that case, money laundering is encouraged

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  13. hendergle

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Haha jokes on you- I don’t wear a bra!

    Calm down. I’m a dude.

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  14. Electroverted

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I wonder if stores near adult clubs have mandatory hand sanitizing after ringing up a stripper.

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  15. c24w

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Depends on the customer

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  16. Luke5119

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I work retail and once had a woman dig money out of her bra and sit it on the counter. I proceed to take a pen at the register and pull the cash off the counter onto a napkin and then dump it in the till. Afterward she exclaimed “Excuse Me! You gotta problem touchin’ my money?!” I just smiled and said, “The fact you don’t realize how disgusting what you just did is, really scares me”. Of course the yelling starts, followed by “I wanna see your manager!” name calling starts. I just stood back, folded my arms, and smiled as my manager took over. She got so out of sorts that she had to be thrown out. My manager warned me and said to never say anything again and just purell after taking the money. How’s about I’d rather not touch sweaty titty money.

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  17. StankyMung

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Pizza place near me says no bra cash and no sock cash either.

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  18. kgfire751

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    The money from bra smells pretty bad, I never accept that.

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  19. Oh_Pun_Says_Me

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Launder your dirty money, people.

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  20. CCCmonster

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    This store isn’t next to a strip club, I guarantee it

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  21. Mathemus

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    $20 this is in Florida

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  22. AngelaBerserkel

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    OK. Money from the fanny pack still accepted, though ?

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  23. ancilla1998

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    We have one at my place of employment that states no money from “undergarments” – covering money from bras, socks, and waistbands. People are confused, amused, or outraged when they see it.

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  24. Feelnumb

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Former liquor store worker. I don’t care if your a hot lady I don’t want to touch your genitalia money.

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  25. babypidge

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Someone had to say it.

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  26. morrock14

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Money dripping with tit sweat? Get it together, gals.

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  27. Brrringsaythealiens

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I like how they only chose two words to underline but they like, REALLY underlined them.

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  28. MulderD

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Considering this happens enough to post a sign about it… eww.

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  29. superdupersara

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Or your fucking shoe, or your fucking warm af wallet

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  30. esoteric_enigma

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I don’t like this in cold weather. I was a server and it was never the sexy young things getting you titty money, it was always older obese women.

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  31. Knightmare25

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I’ll gladly accept bra sweat as currency.

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  32. HuskyPupper

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    There is a nice legal loophole here.

    Go in. Eat food or whatever then go to the counter to pay for it. If they refuse your legal tender then you don’t have to pay. Of course though they can then ban you from the property and call the cops if you trespass. But hey you just got a free package of doughnuts!

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  33. EducationalCoach

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    That a correct message for the current weather😊

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  34. GlamRockDave

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    What they really mean is from fat girls. I’m quite sure they’d have no problem accepting sweaty cash from a model’s bra.

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  35. CTHULHU_RDT

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Better carry it in your socks then!

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  36. TooShiftyForYou

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    This is going to taint the neighborhood cash supplies.

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  37. pennyroyalbeer

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    You mean to tell me my soggy smelly money isn’t good enough for this place!!!!!!

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  38. Dunderschrute

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Temperature was the key factor here? What the hell.

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  39. I_Conquer

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Checkmate climate change deniers…

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  40. PinkPutin

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Or your buttcheeks

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  41. Aladen_ofthe_Apes

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Yuck

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  42. No_Bench

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    the money that kept in bra are like hidden treasure to the women,lol

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  43. kagetaicho8

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    On the Hollywood boulevard there are many characters(people dressed up as movie characters) that take pictures with you for 1$ since they are wearing costumes they just shove it down their costume or bra. At the end of the day hundreds if not thousands of crusty smelly sweat it crumbled up dollar bills are pulled out of the costumes/crevices they were once stored in. I’m the summer a lot of the buisness on the boulevard put up signs like this. For those that have never been the Hollywood boulevard is paved of some dark material that reflects heat super well. As a result dog paws get burned up really quick, and the entire boulevard igets veeeerry hot during the day. This is also our busiest time. Just the thought of thousands of sweat drenched dollars being passed around after having been in someone very sweaty bra or costume all day…. yea the Hollywood boulevard is dirty af.

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  44. aintnojiveturkey53

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Sweatitty

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  45. hawkwings

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    When I worked in a convenience store, one lady had trouble finding her money. I don’t know if she was trying to get my attention by feeling her breasts for a minute. She eventually found her money.

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  46. RaChernobyl

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Am I just a sweatless freak?! I keep stuff in my bra all the time and don’t ever once remember it being sweaty. I don’t recall my boobs ever being sweaty other than sunbathing at the beach.

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  47. RockstarAgent

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    What if it’s freshly laundered?

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  48. Ineededit

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Sounds filthy, people are too intimate with money

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  49. smallangrynerd

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    when you dont have pockets you gotta improvise

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  50. SnakeOilEmperor

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Just say no to boob sweat skrilla

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  51. LockedLemming90

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    All I read is no bra, works for me!

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  52. Valkyrie1500

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    We had a customer once who owned a strip club. He paid us in damp, wrinkled dollar bills.

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  53. byraq

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    We call that Titi-bank in my store

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  54. nolalaska

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    I really want to see what the other sign on the right says

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  55. robertbreadford

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    You saying you _don’t_ want titty residue?

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  56. FirestoneX2

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Damn global warming.

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  57. amandaMidge

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    Dealt with “crotch cash” lots in my years at Starbucks. Bikers (like Lance Armstrong not Sons of Anarchy) would come in and pull their wallet right out of their spandex crotch.

    I would always get “the look” when I put on rubber gloves to take it.

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  58. aworldinsideofme

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    “I’ll just stick it in my koodur!!”

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  59. Surfin--Cow

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    The title…

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  60. Pleeky

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

    Oh, not that message. Sorry!

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  61. Whitelumbee

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    OP lives near me. I saw that sign a couple of days ago. I didn’t think that would have been that big of a problem around here.

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  62. Tcmaxwell2

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

    What do they say?

    “There’s a story behind every sign”

    😏

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  63. Anonymous

    May 11, 2018 at 11:49 am

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