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26 Comments

  1. pieplate_rims

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Panic should spike just past the “cop pulls someone else over”. Seeing lights come on anywhere near me sends me into ultimate panic before I *know* he isn’t pulling me over.

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  2. [deleted]

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    [removed]

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  3. Brewe

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I like the realism of the relatively high background panic levels.

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  4. Cnguyen599

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Blood alcohol levels: not dropping fast enough

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  5. ReverseKindred

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Colorblindness is fun. I wish I could read charts like this one.

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  6. ProfitOfRegret

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Urge to text?

    Who? About what? Because you can’t? I don’t get that one. I’d be too focused on the cop and trying to drive super correctly to care about my phone.

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  7. babygotsap

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    The only time I use 10 & 2 is when I’m near a Five Oh

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  8. call_me_watson

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Amount of what?

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  9. rosickness12

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Or any fucktard that puts spotlights on their Black Charger, Taurus, or Explorer.

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  10. Gvirus

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    If you text and drive, fuck you

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  11. oneshibbyguy

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Smugness goes through the roof at the time he pulls someone ELSE over.

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  12. Crybe

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    isn’t it illegal to text and drive?

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  13. not_a_droid

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    urge to text – more like stash hash pipe, and hope, “1 gram won’t be too big of a deal” fantasy thought

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  14. Gkrasniqi

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I like how the panic already starts a certain level above 0. Ahhh Anxiety

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  15. BPNave

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Urge to Text, really?

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  16. alohasnafu

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I really enjoyed decoding this

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  17. wilbs4

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Every breath you don’t take

    every move you clumsily make

    every law you don’t break

    every glance you make

    I’ll be watching you!

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  18. drone42

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I don’t change a damn thing about how I’m driving. The cruise control is usually set to just a hair over the limit and it’s fun being that guy that’s passing the officer while he’s boxed in by people driving 5 under because they’re too damn scared to drive normally. I’ve come up next to people behind the cop and as I’m passing them they’re trying to signal to me that there’s a cop up there. I give them the ‘eh, whatevs’ face and just keep going 48 in a 45. I know I’m sober, I know I’m driving safely and not distracted, and I know my pot and paraphernalia are at home- what do I have to worry about? 3 miles an hour over the posted limit? That’s, like, statistical error. Besides, sometimes I wind up making a hole for the officer to get around and everyone’s better off.

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  19. RipleyInCharge

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I don’t get what the “urge to text” has to do with anything…

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  20. onionknightpld

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I take the first right when a cop is behind me.

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  21. tinybigballs

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Upvote if you started breathing the same way the green line is displayed just to test it out.

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  22. 80850

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I’m a cop and this still happens to me.

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  23. [deleted]

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    [deleted]

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  24. joeblessyou

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    how i feel about joke charts

    |
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    laughs |
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    |______________________________
    0——————————∞
    time

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  25. CrossroadsOfAfrica

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

    I’m glad that everybody else gets just as anxious as I do about seeing cops. Makes me feel less crazy.

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  26. Anonymous

    September 29, 2017 at 1:27 am

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