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That friend you can’t take anywhere.

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  1. SpyralHam

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    These must be the same people that ignore the ‘open here’ tabs on oreos

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  2. jimbob3333333

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I’ve got a friend born by c-section can’t break the habit gets out of his car through the sunroof

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  3. zoganshero

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Their faces are what make this hilarious for me.

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  4. NotRoryWilliams

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    That’s my dog.

    One of our first nights in the tent, he decided he wanted out. I wasn’t really feeling it and I know he can make it through the night, he always does at home. He didn’t agree so he scratched at the door with his claws until a small rip appeared, and then forced his whole head through that whole.

    By that point I’d found my light to see what was going on and wouldn’t have it. I pulled him back into the tent but I admit I was a little bitch and took him out, where he proceeded to not pee or anything but just look around for a while before I brought him back in.

    Now there’s just a big duct tape patch in the middle of the door.

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  5. FrothyBiscuit

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Idk, maybe it’s just me but tearing through seems like a natural baby thing, while opening and zipping up a side wall seems like the C-section style

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  6. matts41

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I don’t think the baby leaks out the side…

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  7. squireofrnew

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Stupid, but funny.

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  8. Kronos_PRIME

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    The scariest thing about this is imagining a world where it’s the baby’s choice to take a shortcut out!

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  9. KungFooGrip

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    The face my 8 month pregnant wife made when I showed her this was truly horrifying.

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  10. Snakeoilsage

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    *C-Section 8*, the latest hit by Adam Sandler.

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  11. hopsinduo

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    C-section baby here! Best boy scout ever. Literally nationally recognised for it in England. What the fuck is up with tents though?

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  12. RelishedCrab

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    r/comedycemetery

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  13. djdjebekwkdk

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    accidentally upvoted, thought i was on r/comedycemetary for a second

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  14. Blockyrage

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Sorry, it’s just how I came to be

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  15. lorey234

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Going out the widow instead of the door

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  16. strangleluv

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I have not laughed this hard in a while.

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  17. SteroidSandwich

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Explains why I hate camping

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  18. ForscherVerrat

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Being a c-section baby myself, this is dumb. I did not choose how I exited the womb, my umbilical cord did.

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  19. Sp5560212

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    My dad opens milk with a colt 45 magnum every morning right after he beats the crap outta me for doing CrossFit

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  20. llevar

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Actually had this happen when a friend got really drunk and needed to barf in the middle of the night but couldn’t find the tent door. We found him the next morning hanging halfway out through a slit in the side of the tent he cut with his pocket knife, peacefully sleeping in a pool of puke.

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  21. spyrocete

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Hey I am a C-section baby and I find this offensive.

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  22. noporesforlife

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    This is just not funny in any way.

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  23. Imakedo

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Looks like the premise for an Adam Sandler and Jerry Seinfeld film.

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  24. silfverbullet

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Happy removal day, tumor baby!

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  25. subject1134

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Thats also a dog with sep

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  26. KillAllHumans1011001

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Can confirm

    Source: am c-section

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  27. machjuan

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Isn’t this whole premise a Stephen Wright joke?

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  28. Hastadin

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    being a C-Section Baby i had a good laugh

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  29. Barbarian_Aryan

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Well don’t fucking call me when you need to kill MacBeth.

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  30. Fskn

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    My daughter was delivered via cesarean nearly 48 hours ago, this tickled both my funny bone and my baader meinhof gland

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  31. DashCoinDark

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I sis not know we were living in sections

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  32. wikenpp

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I would never leave by home basement.

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  33. tiltedbear

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯ watcha gonna do

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  34. Dredgeon

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    What if you’re too big to get through the opening?

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  35. staychel

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe and I still can’t see my screen clearly from the tears

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  36. gamerlen

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I have a new excuse not to go camping! 😀

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  37. SuperBex

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I actually know the artist and he loves everyone’s reactions to his work.

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  38. Omelette_chor

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Is that Ted cruze?

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  39. opguyman

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    hahaha

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  40. Ragefan66

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING GOODNESS THIS IS LITTERALLLY THE FUNNNIEST FUCKING THING IV EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! HOLY FUCK IM CRYING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD. SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY AS A WRITER FOR BIG BANG THEORY BECAUSE THIS IS PURE FUCKING BRILLIANCE IN ITS MOST REGARGITORY FORM! ONLY TRU INTELICTUALS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE. IM CALLING MY MOM

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  41. MajorTomintheTinCan

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Feed him to the bears.

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  42. TheRealNorbulus

    September 27, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I don’t get it.

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