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  1. Centias

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa all about the MILF and cookies.

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  2. Clamdigger13

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    The baby knows what’s about to go down. Totally trying to cock block santa.

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  3. SmartestIdiotAlive

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    “You know, I can also give gifts to mommies if you catch my drift.”

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  4. hoarmey

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    He’s not dreaming of a white christmas…

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  5. cotdag

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa: “You know, Mrs. Claus is in a whole ‘nother zip code…”

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  6. RamsesThePigeon

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    *SLAP!*

    “What the hell did you just call me?!”

    “I didn’t! I was just laughing! That’s how Santa laughs!”

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  7. angelcake

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa is human and she is a gorgeous woman.

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  8. darexinfinity

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    The baby’s face is saying “Why does every fucking guy gotta look at my mom like that?!”

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  9. ShrimpuhFriedRice

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Why that baby look like it scolding you for wearing shoes on her new carpet?

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  10. US_Citizen2468

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Damm she is hot

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  11. justmoreredditors

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa to elf assistant: “The baby can stay on the ‘Nice’ list for a few more years; Mama, definitely on the ‘Naughty’ list.”

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  12. GeekofFury

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    [I would not blame Santa one. Damn. Bit.](https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGclrAkkzaJS7vJm/giphy.gif)

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  13. Whereistiki

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Give the poor guy a break. He only comes once a year.

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  14. freepickles2you

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Maybe he wants to stuff her stocking

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  15. sorcath

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Ol Santa is definitely coming down somebody’s chimney tonight!

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  16. O-shi

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Is it a family photo?

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  17. squishy_panda

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Holy crap, this is the Santa from my mall (Columbia, MD). Same guy, chair, and decorations.

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  18. WiggleWom

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Anybody talking about how her necklace is undone?

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  19. TheVileVillain

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Wow. She is gorgeous.

    Santa knows what he wants for Christmas.

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  20. NotAnARMY

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Well god damn that is a risk worth taking

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  21. kindaza

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Mrs. Claus is gettin old. Santa finds himself a side piece.

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  22. af6fd4dd

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I’d give her a candy cane. (I’m talking about my penis)

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  23. dumb_jellyfish

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I’m not seeing a ring on that, mmm hmmmm.

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  24. EwokNuggets

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I find her very attractive.

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  25. NeedMoneyForVagina

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    *Holy sexy mother Batman!*

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  26. Lutalyfe

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    What, no water in the North Pole? Cause Santa’s looking hella thirsty.

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  27. beautiful_bwoi

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I sawwwwwwwwwwwww mommy kissing Santa Claaaauuuussssssseeeeeeeeee

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  28. ifiwereabravo

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I cannot blame him at all. That is a smoking hot woman.

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  29. cajual

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    How do you make yourself up so much and not fuck it up doing something mundane? Blowing your nose, wiping your eye, getting *anything* on your face, wind blowing your hair all around… That’s an intense amount of work to maintain a look.

    I just look homeless.

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  30. [deleted]

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

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  31. waterboymccoy

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa’s saying to himself, “Please be naughty, please be naughty.”

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  32. _Hank_Scorpio

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Hiiii, this is Sal Governale…

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  33. LemmyLugosi

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I saw Mommy boning Saaaanntaaa Claus….

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  34. seeingredagain

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa may be old, but he ain’t dead!

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  35. salty_syrup

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    God damn she’s hot!

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  36. Devil2834

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I’d suck the farts out of her butt

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  37. Jham1988

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    He knows what she did to get on the naughty list

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  38. ds612

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    “Oh! You wanted a brother eh? I can help mommy with that!”

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  39. thedarv

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    You get er Santa! You deserve to be naughty once in a while too.

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  40. Kickoff43

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    “Have you seen the north pole?”..

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  41. Wjyndigo

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    She is one hot momma!🔥

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  42. YodasHutOnDagobah

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I don’t blame him

    God damn.

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  43. rnavstar

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    This is the only santa pic ever that the baby is actually looking at the camera. But no one else is.

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  44. Mrdirtyvegas

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    [Merry Muthafuckin Christmas](https://youtu.be/Ot6HotJDUA4)

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  45. COLiNONYMOUS

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Looks like Santa’s coming twice this year.

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  46. nrith

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    “Ho ho, *ho*”

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  47. islandjames246

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Trying not to get a boner whilst the baby is in his lap to avoid an awkward situation ?

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  48. Chuck_Pheltersnatch

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Sometimes the biggest risk is not taking one

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  49. yakayasub

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I would

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  50. imrmeekseeksl00katme

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Do it Santa. Do it for both of us.

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  51. INF3C71ON

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    MELF on the Shelf

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  52. mrtherapist

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Am I the only one that sees nothing funny about this picture?

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  53. ejhockey

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    T H I C C

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  54. ZelroyJickJacker

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    There is a type of fine that you only find in an elegant sister like this.

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  55. IgoRStripes

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Totally wants her on the “naughty list.”

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  56. Spddracer

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Someone already did, and we see where he isn’t…

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  57. ohheyrufus

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Hey… did you know Santa is black? 😉

    How would that not be the best pick up line?!?

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  58. aweswiggity

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    It seems like Santa’s been the one naughty this year.

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  59. PointBlunk

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I don’t see a ring…

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  60. TheCrusher1234

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    If he gets divorced do we all get 2 Christmas’?

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  61. janosrock

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    is this the beginning of a porno?

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  62. Petuniapie164

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Beautiful Mama.♡

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  63. 753UDKM

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    worth it

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  64. malvoliosf

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Naughty and nice, Santa likee.

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  65. six2midnite

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    /r/santasmirin

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  66. OrganicDozer

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Is Santa rocking a chub?

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  67. blastingmybarriers

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    What would a baby between these two look like?

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  68. sward0825

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Fuck Mrs. Claus! Santa wants that hot chocolate!

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  69. richardec

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Hey baby. You ever go around the world in one night?

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  70. nonangryblackguy

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa : “All I want for Christmas is a big booty hi.”

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  71. maxblack88

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa wants to sleigh that Ho Ho Ho.

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  72. CozyBoyD4L

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    When you make eye contact with Mrs. Clause…

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  73. superjisan

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    the baby is the only one who knows where the camera is at.

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  74. JoesusChrist

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    He’s trying to show her his South Pole

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  75. majorgains

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa’s Like, “Listen. I came down your chimney, that one night. It was good ok. That’s me though. That’s what i do. I come down a lot of different women’s chimney’s. It’s alway’s one nighters. But this kid aint mine. Stop showing up on my job trying to get pictures of us together, looking for similarity, trying to take me to court. It aint happenin. Now you need to go on and get yo fine ass the hell up out of here. Take your cute kid with you. Your kid. Not mine.”

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  76. Mistersinister1

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I would polietly request her to sit on my lap too… Er uhhh it’d be a, uh ya know a much better more gooder, I mean it’d make a great photo

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  77. Challenge_The_DM

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    “Umm, let’s just go ahead and lift your kid off of my boner”

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  78. Namorath82

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa likes chocolate cookies the best

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  79. MeatnChease

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    I would not be able to hold back a grab. That dad is one lucky guy.

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  80. Powdercum

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Sugar daddy? I bet you like a milk-and-cookies daddy.

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  81. SlobBarker

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa wishes they’d leave out chocolate milk

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  82. synapsos

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    And Santa’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

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  83. Scyentist

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    That kid is getting a younger sibling for Christmas 😉

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  84. imfromthepast

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    That baby is cracking me up!

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  85. T8ert0t

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    When you’re not sure to tell her her if she made the Naughty or Niiiiiiiice List.

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  86. Postoolio711

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    It looks more to me like they got all ready for the photo, then right before it was taken she told him that the baby was his.

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  87. SynthPrax

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Santa is definitely thinking some thoughts.

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  88. mapestree

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Keep your hands off my momma, and keep your hands off my milk and cookies!

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  89. Mikeyseventyfive

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Baby looks like lebron

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  90. Anonymous

    September 29, 2017 at 6:32 am

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