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  1. nocontroll

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    If anyone here doesn’t know about it check out [The Last Blockbuster’s twitter](https://twitter.com/loneblockbuster?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)

    It’s one of the best twitter feeds on the planet.

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  2. daleytalk

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Originally I think it was Block Buster.

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  3. Frozen-assets

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I’m willing to bet if you investigate the ruins it will provide your Civilization +20 Culture. If they left an employee behind maybe even a free Settler.

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  4. Rdt767

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    There’s a tale that a disgruntled employee comitted suicide here and still haunts the place to this day.

    On some nights you can hear the endless sound of VCR tapes being rewound well past closing time and the employee muttering something about revenge.

    The employee supposedly tore open a VCR tape and fashioned it into a noose. That’s why you should always be courteous and rewind your tapes before returning them. The vengeful spirit vowed to exact revenge until all tapes were returned and rewound properly. However, since the store went out of business shortly after, many tapes did not get returned and the spirit is doomed to wander those empty halls for all eternity.

    Many mysterious “anomalies” stsrted occurring around the store. Lights flickering. Cars stalling for no reason. Several missing persons reports were filed with people last seen near the store. One girl was found with what seemed like very large claw marks. 4 fingers and a thumb. She claimed to be attacked by a large dog. The thing is…dogs attack with their mouth, they don’t have claws large enough to attack a human with.

    Locals just avoid the place altogether these days. It seemed that staying away was the best way to prevent strange things from happening

    Or at least, that was the tale. Until strange things started happening in the homes of people with unreturned Blockbuster rentals…

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  5. GrinderMurphy

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Hey! Saskatoon made front page.

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  6. binder673

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Someone needs to photoshop Randy Marsh in the window of it.

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  7. musicianspermission

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    They say that the spirit of the late fees still linger.

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  8. afairjudgment

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    The old Blockbuster in my city is now a 25% coffee house and 75% dentist office combo.

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  9. nhath1

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Whenever I see an old abandoned blockbuster I immediately think of the South Park episode.

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  10. chlorine_cowboy

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Growing up my parents would take us to Blockbuster every once in a while and man it was a huge treat. We would walk every aisle looking for a good movie or game. Absolutely loved going there.

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  11. drumellow

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    There would be a weekly ritual where people from all walks of life would gather to roam the aisles and pick a good movie each Friday night.

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  12. Beard_o_Bees

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I’ll hold out for the ruins of Best Buy. You could build a swanky club in the husk of a Best Buy.

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  13. AmpCapone

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I wonder if the black licorice next to the candy is still there?

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  14. Ebercon

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Who left behind a perfectly good Pontiac Sunfire?!

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  15. Woeitsgracie

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    As a kid I looked forward to turning 18 so I could rent my own movies at blockbuster ;(

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  16. dr_nebulon

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Unless my eyes deceive me, I think this is the one on 8th Street in Saskatoon

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  17. khabitch

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I always went to this place called Family Video growing up

    Rented Pokémon movies all the time.

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  18. tygrenier

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Let it be known, there is still an operating Blockbuster in Soldotna, Alaska as well.

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  19. imblindman

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Damn now I feel old

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  20. rab236

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I found a $20 blockbuster gift card the other day. I could probably buy the entire company with that

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  21. Pickledasspubes

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Speak for yourself. Here in anchorage,AK / wasilla, AK
    we are about 10 years behind on everything so we still have
    3 in total I’ve and breathing!

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  22. kspit04

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    If someone made a movie about this civilization, I’m sure it’d be a real blockbuster.

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  23. ZenZill

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Blockblister

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  24. ab_86

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Some say there are still traces of them in the mountains

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  25. Rpizza

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    BLOCKBUSTERS

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  26. TheLionThing

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    lol There’s actually a building around here that has the ghost of the old Service Merchandise logo on it xD

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  27. danz409

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

  28. klaaz

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Nothing besides remains …

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  29. rabbidpichu

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Gone but not forgotten

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  30. DuctTapeChainsaw

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I often wonder how frequently archaeologists just get it completely wrong. Imagine a thousand years from now they dig up a couple of blockbusters:

    “A thousand years ago, humanity used to congregate to these temples. Judging by the impression left on the outside of the building and the size, and angle of the shelves, we now know that humanity used to use these buildings as temples where they prayed to the gods for their loved ones.”

    “They would bring pictures and other trinkets that reminded them of their deceased relatives, place them on the shelves and pray to the gods to watch over their souls. Perhaps one day, we will decipher this civilization’s ancient language and learn what kind of prayers they were offering up for their dear departed.”

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  31. tillthenTT

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    The Onion 9 years ago! Blockbuster video recreation society https://youtu.be/3TrPwOrf4sM

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  32. runcyclistsover

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Oh, that’s Blockbuster. I though it was a school in Houston after the recent flooding.

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  33. ghojezz

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Randy Marsh is coming

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  34. Rob98000

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    I hear it’s a place where they used to destroy cubes, blockbreaker if I remember

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  35. longoverdue83

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    That used to be a Netflix store

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  36. Thelatestarter17

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    There is still two block Buster’s that I know of both are in Alaska. One in North Pole and one in Fairbanks.

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  37. doorgunner43

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    No blocks will ever be busted the same again…

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  38. TyneyTymey

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Possibly a temple, or a place to keep animals.

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  39. Pickledasspubes

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Oh definitely. I will take all the beautiful karmas!!

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  40. greggersraymer

    September 25, 2017 at 5:09 am

    Wow, first time I’ve seen a joke about Blockbuster being out of business here on Reddit.

    Today.

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