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  1. tidofrito

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I play with his balloon boobs, making him feel bad

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  2. Olaf_the_Notsosure

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’d untie his shoes.

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  3. NukeDolphin

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Playstation 2 graphics

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  4. Count-Vampa

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Needle poke!

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  5. lillith_aradia

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Dudes got bigger boobs then most girls I know!

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  6. pointsouterrors

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    [Pretty much what Kevin Hart said](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOyd4PmcjpI)

    If he’s gonna do that to you, you know what he’ll to do me.

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  7. buttspiefromgoatmom

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’ll pop his fake biceps with a cocktail stick from my drink.

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  8. Chris-TT

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’m sure every time I see this photo he gets slightly bigger.

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  9. woohooitsme

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Ask him why he is in the womens room.

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  10. TakinShots

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Is that the Michelin Man?

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  11. jakarta_guy

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’ll put a “kick me” sticker on his back

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  12. KemalKinali

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I think my wife’s laughter when she saw him would be enough to kill him from the inside out.
    Biggest ballon animal I’ve ever seen.

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  13. Muff__Badger

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Laugh because he turned around and you saw that

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  14. AStreamOfCream

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Nut shot. Then tell him to go climb back into his bunk bed as he deflates.

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  15. Bourbonchild

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Not really into short haired chicks, but her boobs are calling me.

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  16. sknick_

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    With that purple v neck he’d probably be grabbing your ass not hers

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  17. byrnified1

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    But then my girl will disappear too!

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  18. Razzler1973

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I think I’d move at a fair to moderate pace as he doesn’t look the most mobile. I’d love to see him swing one of those arms too.

    I like the response on the OP’s pic though

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  19. buchanank

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Pinch his titties

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  20. JustAlex69

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Kick him in the dick

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  21. NightmanIASIP

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I would ask him for a tit wank

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  22. ApostateAardwolf

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Dudes got tiddies.

    Honest to god tiddies.

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  23. Choadmonkey

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Poke him with a needle and watch all that synthol leak out.

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  24. Mangomosh

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    This subreddit is literally facebook tier

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  25. scpitt

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I think an original image needs to be found

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  26. lyinggrump

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    TIL body shaming is OK if it’s a guy with muscles

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  27. d2181

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Back left… Jake Busey’s cousin?

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  28. stuartlucas

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Spit in his Campari and soda. Try to miss the cocktail umbrella.

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  29. Anactualsalad

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I bust out my [Stand] of course.

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  30. tavleg

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Pop the balloon !!

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  31. jhsdcsjdcvbdj

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    *stabs with toothpick*

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  32. S62anyone

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    GOOD ONE !!!

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  33. SunRendSeraph

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Throat punch

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  34. TheStonedGolem

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Anybody else see Jorgen Von Strangle?

    Reply

  35. RobinSam1

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    silicon boobs

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  36. Novabreaker

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Ah the ol Adobe gains.

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  37. saipanne

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    His movement and agility would be fairly poor, no? I’d be more intimidated by an athletic dude.

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  38. blackwoodsix

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Make squeaky balloon sounds.

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  39. jtnumbertwo

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Damn it Liefeld!

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  40. Daworm420

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Prick him with a needle

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  41. Gandalf__The__Gray

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I would turn him into a frog!

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  42. APoopThatTookAPee

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Poke his muscles with a sewing needle….POP!

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  43. RussW210

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Not sure it’s a dude

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  44. grovesisnumerouno

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    They said I can becoming anything, so I became a cloud.

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  45. sluggishfella

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Slice him up with a box cutter

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  46. OverHaze

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Well if a human being was actually that big he’d be pretty immobile so I don’t know? Walk away from him at a brisk pace and throw things at him as he struggles to catch up?

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  47. CPLKangarew

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Put a postit note with a mean message in the middle of his back

    Hit him and run making as many sudden turns as possible

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  48. J0taa

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    He’s got some triple f sized tits to play with.

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  49. tylrbrock

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Kick him in whatever form of genitalia is left.

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  50. Mugin

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Even if this was not photoshop, it would be loads of synthol, making his size useless and even make his arms less functional than any normal person. There is a reason why no pro fighter ever has looked like a balloon animal.

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  51. throway_nonjw

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Squeeze hit tits in return?

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  52. hyperfell

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Can you even swing a proper punch if you were that big?

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  53. Apollo416

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Let him, cuz she’s not my property and she enjoys the attention

    Or actually vomit at the sight of him cuz no human should look like that and if he gets angry I’ll just walk out the door which he’d get stuck in – being that muscular isn’t entirely unlike being really fat

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  54. Erutious

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Get your girl a new ass cause it’s prolly crunched in

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  55. TheLegend99

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    r/madlads

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  56. Evilmaze

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    He has tits and I bet it’s just implants. Meaning he’s not even strong, it’s just for looks.

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  57. stamp_of_approval

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    dem boobies

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  58. boxingnomad

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Ah if that was real he wouldn’t be able to move very well you could jab his face out. Yes out.

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  59. fixies4lyfe

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Push him over. He’s like a turtle

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  60. ToastedCheezer

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Photoshop his muscles back to where they really are and kick his photoshoppin’ ass!

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  61. AppleDrops

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    its not like he was trying to fool people with the photo.

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  62. KyeThePie

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’d rub my head on his balloon boobs then stick him on the wall.
    STATIC.

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  63. Pparadela

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Or I get a nail and start popping away.

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  64. TreskTaan

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’ll say: “Have you met Ted?”

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  65. jordaninegypt

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Poke him with a needle. Watch him and his ego drain.

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  66. MrDrGinger

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Poke with sharp object and watch as his saline solution ass explodes onto the floor. Then I leave and enjoy my girlfriends company from home where the booze isn’t double it’s normal price and the people aren’t trying so overly hard for validation

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  67. okarnando

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    How would he get that shirt on. Seriously.. lol there’s no way the bottom of that shirt would be that tight around his abs if he had to stretch to get it over those massive shoulders and chest.

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  68. carterb188

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    I’ll open a skylight and watch him float away. Hasta luego ballon man

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  69. BadJuJu2

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    What bar was this photo taken in? The Salty Spittoon?

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  70. 1Hand_Clapping

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Nothing. My wife will put him in his place on her own. If he persists id just stay out of arms reach for a couple minutes and wait for him to get gassed and then beat the fuck out of him

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  71. JimboJiizzm

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Ronnie is ripped now

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  72. toeofcamell

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    People told me I could be anything I wanted to be.

    I chose cloud.

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  73. thatguysammo

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    turn around, look at him, and laugh as I walk away with my gf

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  74. northonm31

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    But… but I already said that! https://imgur.com/a/abtlSo4

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  75. ClumpyTurdHair

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Punch him in the throat. Just because he has muscles doesn’t mean he can fight. Dude would be slow as shit.

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  76. Rhashon

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Shoot him in the nuts

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  77. eightfooticeman

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Fuck him in his ass prison like!

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  78. Magneticitist

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Kick his ass obviously

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  79. maxcorrice

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Throw a punch, then go full evade. That amount of muscle would require so much energy that he would literally die after attempting to attack me

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  80. doobtacular

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Run around in circles taunting him until he has a heart attack trying to catch me with that much mass.

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  81. ittheeli

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Break his knees and say “learn and use, not rip and show.”

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  82. BreakawayFL

    April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Watch my wife pistol whip him and laugh.

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