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  1. LoveandBonor

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Haikubaru crash!

    Seventeen dead on highway

    Ambulance too small

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  2. Chingparr

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I’m impressed that the description is a haiku as well.

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  3. Waffle_bastard

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    *Stuck in middle seat*

    *Somebody’s foul farts linger*

    *Oh god no escape*

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  4. Measure76

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

  5. linux1970

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I imagine this is what the inside of the Weasley’s car looked like in Harry Potter and the Chambre of Secrets ( book )

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  6. kahrel13

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    A Haikubaru It’s poetry in motion Does not drive fast though

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  7. Luke5119

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Introducing the Maibatsu Monstrosity.

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  8. mikesum32

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    She blinded me with science!

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  9. Haiku_lass

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    This car is a dream.

    Dreams can take you any where.

    Buy Haikubaru.

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  10. the_real_scarletibis

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Now this is a nice use for photoshop. This and Snapes on a Plane make you realize “what a time to be alive”.
    Snapes on a Plane is still better though.

    Per request:
    wow, Snapes on a Plane
    Now we have Haikubaru
    Such good, Photoshop

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  11. Toxikomania

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    That is one big car
    Probably too pricy for me
    Its snowing on Mt. Fuji

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  12. scraggledog

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    YNWA

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  13. crapchat

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Needs to seat 20. NEXT!

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  14. LordZer

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    E.E. Cummin’ on her face, now that’s poetry in motion!

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  15. Steves1080

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Does anyone else always count with their fingers when reading a haiku?

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  16. SKillet7

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    That car would take up three lanes.

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  17. cseymour24

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Dibs on back left.

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  18. beartheminus

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Smells like a steak and seats 35! Canyonerooooooooo

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  19. HomoOptimus

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    And yet it will be used to take ne solitary child to school.

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  20. p1um5mu991er

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Imagine what an SBD could do

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  21. BobaTheFett123

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    It’s snowing on Mt. Fuji

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  22. martin_wynn

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Don’t got it

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  23. BigBossIsMyName

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Isn’t the caption a haiku as well?

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  24. Richlandsbacon

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    It’s snowing on mount Fuji.

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  25. AdamWestsButtDouble

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Star Tours with a steering wheel

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  26. Kcwidman

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Who read this along with the Jacksfilms haiku jingle?

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  27. Crimsonial

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Our cars take you far.
    Wherever you want to go.
    Hope your butt is small.

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  28. AdmiralGrumpyPants

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    The best way to reach the snowy peaks of Mt. Fuji

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  29. Anonymous____D

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    It’s like poetry
    In motion, sort of they rhyme.
    Shut up George, SHUT UP!!!

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  30. CCCmonster

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Don’t get any ideas. Gas, ass, or grass still applies

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  31. hunter126

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Lol even the poem is a haiku

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  32. jokes-your-dad-tells

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they can be hard
    Refrigerator

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  33. SurturOfMuspelheim

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Haiku’s are not required to be 5-7-5.

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  34. Squidstix

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Haikus are stupid,

    But sometimes they don’t make sense,

    Refrigerator!

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  35. the_one_54321

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I own a Subaru. Can confirm: they are roomy as fuck.

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  36. inflammation_panda

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Found my Haiku anchor chart for next year.

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  37. Labyrinth420

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Shoulda named it canyon arrow

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  38. Random-References

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Edit: did not mean to comment here.

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  39. isiah1979

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I would hate to be the one in the middle seats

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  40. kosmic69

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    That would sell great here in Utah.

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  41. lionys144

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Perfectly balanced

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  42. sersko

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

  43. Prison_Vape

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Mormon Assault Vehicles are evolving.

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  44. Bdills24

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Why do the seats get smaller lol

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  45. AwfulAim

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    This vehicle wouldn’t be the son of a bitch who cuts you off in traffic. HE IS ALL THE TRAFFICS

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  46. Skitzofuzz216

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I hope everything is on a perfect straightaway from where you live.

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  47. xx052368

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    90 percent of all Haikubarus purchased in the last 10 years are still on the road today

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  48. boosted_monkey13

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    HOH! It fits well. Good job dude.

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  49. navygent

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Only 17 seats, we need 20, NEXT!

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  50. not_who_you_thinkiam

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I’ve always wondered how they got these shots without the side of the car in the way. Do you cut off that side of the car? Do they have a special sideless car they make? Is it a render? But now it all makes sense, they just stand on the extra seats!

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  51. dsteinhiser

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    5 yards long, 2 lanes wide… 65 tons of japanese pride. Haikubaru……

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  52. phillysan

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    “Garth, that was a Haiku…”

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  53. Fordrynn

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I’d drive it.

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  54. Pedropeller

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Mom, Dad and three kids

    Driving with twelve of their friends

    They drive there and back

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  55. Pedropeller

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    So this car can drive in the slow lane *and* the HOV lane at the same time.

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  56. Fatburger3

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Also the seats get bigger the closer you are to the driver’s seat

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  57. darin_gleada

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Coconut lotion
    Had to diss the girl because she got to emotional

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  58. datonejohnny

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    That is lot of sits

    Love the numbers of the chair

    Still can’t fit your mom

    Ahha! My very first haiku is a mama joke.

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  59. eyeseayu

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Beautiful sight to see

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  60. DonnerKnochen

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    The POETRY is in the HEAD GASKET!

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  61. PanterasBox

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Coconut lotion.

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  62. BetaDog23

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    r/jacksfilms

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  63. LemurOfWar

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I am so stupid
    Did not understand the joke
    Should have read comments

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  64. TheHex42

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    What in the actual fuck ?!

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  65. TheHex42

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    O shit just got it

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  66. globaltourist2

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    This is the most aggressive version of The Shocker I’ve ever seen.

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  67. antney0615

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    This is just too much.
    Would I ever need all those?
    The price is right, though.

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  68. davechri

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Came for the haikus. Not disappointed.

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  69. gtr06

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Why don’t they make brown cars anymore

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  70. Oncey

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Uncomfortable

    There is no knee space for you

    Why don’t you walk there?

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  71. MadroxKran

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    She blinded me with science!

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  72. siradrian1911

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    You’d totally need a cell to drive that lol

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  73. seatron

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Which is the cutting seat, and where is the seasonal reference?

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  74. Omnishun

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Yeah, Gambino make it work
    I’m the boss move somethin’
    Yeah, this cool fuckin’ suits me, swag two button

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  75. Au_Mind_QuestionMark

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    ~~r/haikub-…~~r/subaru would like a word with you.

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  76. UniKitty26

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I was trying to remember today if haikus were 5, 7, 5 or 7, 5, 7. Now I’ll never forget!

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  77. edithannlives

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I call shotgun

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  78. deenray42916

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I need this

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  79. FlamezRogue

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    The statements about how many seats are where also make a haiku…about a haiku of seats…haikuception

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  80. worldsbestbelayer

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    No cross post in r/Subaru? I bet they would just loooooveee this.

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  81. RobertCopToo

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Fuck off.

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  82. luckybanditman

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Haikubaru, with the Kratt brothers!

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  83. bohemianabe

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    America would if it could, and it’d only be driven by that one boomer at a time.

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  84. Cyberkaiju

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Japanese Mormons?

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  85. you-are-my-xanadu

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    A speeder’s nightmare

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  86. DeepDishPi

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    It even has a Business Class section.

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  87. TitaniuIVI

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    But how many cups holders?

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  88. Jparker010

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I would have assumed
    That all the comments would be
    In haiku format.

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  89. [deleted]

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    [deleted]

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  90. DancingLeggs

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    She’s much too nice to reeaaaraaa-aaange

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  91. TomClancyRainbowDix

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Holy shit. I just realized that the title is a haiku

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  92. TOBITHETERRIBLE

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Some one call 575 we got our selves an illegal poem

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  93. Tivia

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Sadly there are still families in the US who believe we live in the 1800’s and this car would still be too small for.

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  94. reversedsnowflake

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Poetry is dumb
    I do not like it at all
    Haikus are the worst

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  95. nhluhr

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I’m sure this is funny in some context but in general on /r/funny, it is a fucking shitpost.

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  96. Selben

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Oh my how clever

    But very soon your picture

    Repost and stolen

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  97. [deleted]

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

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  98. Fake_William_Shatner

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    How many gallons per mile does this thing get?

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  99. BigBusiness1532

    May 10, 2018 at 8:41 am

    This looks way too nice to be a Subaru.

    Source: I drive a Subaru.

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