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  1. KristenSays

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Well how the heck are you supposed to make your pigeon taste better?

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  2. WendyLRogers3

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    I remember a kid who had learned about catching birds by putting salt on their tails. Not quite grasping the concept, he started pitching orange-sized chunks of halite (rock salt) at the pigeons. Eventually he beaned one of them, then pointed out the stunned bird to his friends. Nobody had any idea of what to do with a stunned pigeon.

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  3. metyuadem

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

  4. ImitateOblivion

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    I was always taught to season whilst the chicken was hot, not coo.

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  5. StephyHoneycomb

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    My mom told me as a kid that if you put salt on a bird’s tail they couldn’t fly away. I used to spends hours chasing birds with the salt shaker trying to catch one.

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  6. AudioPi

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    nice, but I prefer San Francisco’s “No puking snakes” [signs](https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2685/4304349197_bb293b3258_b.jpg) better

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  7. supertramp75

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    They are sprinkling crack to frame the birds.

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  8. Imcrafty213

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Don’t “a salt” the crows!

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  9. Truji11o

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    🎵Toppings a bag 🎵

    (Mary Poppins reference + seasoning)

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  10. OceaN88

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    When I was a kid, my family and my best friend’s family used to go camping together. Me and my friend wanted to try catch a bird, and my dad told me the best way is to sprinkle salt on a birds tail. He handed me a container of table salt, and we spent 6 hours trying to throw salt on the tails of birds. Eventually we managed to throw some salt from behind a bush and nailed a bird’s tail feathers. When nothing happened we went back disappointed to my dad, who was drinking beer with my friends dad, and asked him why it didn’t work. His reply was “If you were close enough to sprinkle salt on it’s tail, you should have just grabbed it.”

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  11. hotdogsandbeer

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    “Please no sprinkling some crack on the birds before getting the hell out of here.”

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  12. kyleadam

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Just sprinkle some crack on em!

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  13. Tautriadelta420

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    THIS IS THE OCEAN. THE BIRDS COME PRE-SALTED.

    Thank you.

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  14. theneonwind

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Don’t plant bird seeds.

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  15. HamsterCity

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

  16. dcdisco

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Season the birds, tuppence a bag.

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  17. PumpkinOfThedas

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    But it’ll be BLAAAND!

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  18. PEPE9001

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    I see those at every park I go to (almost) and never thought of that

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  19. Red_October_70

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Well Duh. You season them *after* you stun them with your briefcase but *before* you fry them up on your travel iron!

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  20. TheFrontierzman

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Pouring salt on Slug Pigeons is not allowed.

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  21. zackattack023

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    thats how birdperson was made

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  22. mindonfire_

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    We like our birds plain here, *thanks*.

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  23. jakesch

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me. And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

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  24. Solidus-S-

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Please don’t sprinkle crack on the pigeons

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  25. nickbuch

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Gordon Ramsey would be furious at that form…I mean, the bird isnt even dead yet….

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  26. jmerridew124

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Must be England.

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  27. aaduk_ala

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    But do we really want tasteless birds around?

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  28. invent_or_die

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    but tarragon is so nice

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  29. jonatna

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    U gotta heat it first

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  30. simmarith

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    These fuckers are salty enough on their own!

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  31. Thegip11

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    You can’t have bikes there either??

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  32. rushmc1

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    He went to catch a dicky bird,

    And thought he could not fail,

    Because he had a little salt,

    To put upon its tail.

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  33. blove1150r

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    I don’t know sign language but I know it’s don’t feed the birds. Duh!

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  34. demwoodz

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Use a shaker you animal

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  35. kev_w

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Now I can’t use my salty emote.

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  36. Colt45and2BigBags

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

  37. Tubes_69

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Saltbae, pls go.

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  38. SirQuacksAL0t

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    I guess it’s not bird season

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  39. Yoroko66

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Just wtf?😂

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  40. WorldOfTRUCKS

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Gordon Ramsay probably seasons his birds before cooking

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  41. RatedRforRamon

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    *Inner Gordon Ramsay intensifies*

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  42. egrith

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Fine… I’ll go back to poisoning pigeons in the park

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  43. tinjah

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Just sprinkle a little crack on him and lets get outta here

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  44. PsiGuy60

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    The bigger problem is why would you season it at that point? It’s so raw it’s still evading Dick Dastardly!

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  45. SgtDoakess

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Hot Pan. Olive oil

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  46. Tristatt

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Gotta watch that sodium intake.

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  47. Saudetc

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Goddamnit Gordon Ramsay

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  48. Jadargo

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    The pigeon is RAW

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  49. MartelFirst

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    There’s a brand of salt sold in France who’s logo is a kid throwing salt on a bird: [here](http://laterredabord.fr/img200/a2.jpg)

    The idea, as others said, is that it would stop them from flying away, though it’s probably a falsehood.

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  50. Stormrules17

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    What every white family has above their front door.

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  51. FFG_Adam

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    *Try and stop me*

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  52. shakm

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Well i guess there’s only so much real estate for clipart within a circle

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  53. TheOfficialMTJ

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    IT’S FUCKING RAW

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  54. Aractoruser

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Is this what people call a china?

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  55. DeepRoller

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Gordon Ramsay would go crazy over this.

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  56. wi5hbone

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    r/crappydesign

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  57. Jim105

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Now I have to go to the Tower in Destiny 2 or the Farmhouse, and use the Salty emote on the pigeons.

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  58. 77slevin

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    On a related note, the Dutch (Flemish) word for [pigeon keeper / pigeon fancier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_keeping) is duivenmelker which literal translation means pigeon milker. You have been informed.

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  59. javelin3D

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    It’s called pre-seasoning

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  60. deflateddoritodinks

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Putting salt on a bird’s tail so it can’t fly?

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  61. Hi-archy

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Owf ouch oowie

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  62. talafrost

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    So keep it original flavor.

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  63. kecisa

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Seems pigeons are not supposed to eat off through their ass. Don’t season and don’t feed them through their asses too.

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  64. gringuicano2

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    lol!!

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  65. wlwest82

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Thanksgiving is going to be bland this year, kids.

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  66. JB_Thinks

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    If you salt its tail, it can’t get away, right?

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  67. grahamcracka91

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Damn white people telling me how to spice my food.

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  68. MrNiiCeGuY420

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Nice try white people

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  69. JjangMaeJjang

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Must be white.

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  70. spamtech

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Must be a restaurant for white people.

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  71. ForbiddenCookies

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Do Not Point at Dolphins
    https://imgur.com/a/Kw6cc

    Do not applaud for seal pups
    https://imgur.com/a/dlsUE

    Do not karate chop sea lions
    https://imgur.com/a/tax7V

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  72. Brucepoontip

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Please don’t season the crows

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  73. MarioMario_2950

    September 28, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Now white ppl are trnna tell me how to live my life

    Reply

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