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  1. Suckerpunch420

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Wait…Is his head poking out of the top of the frame???

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  2. antobag

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Well if God created all life then that’d include velociraptors. I don’t see how this is any different from a picture of Jesus holding a lamb. Dinosaurs deserve the love of God too!

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  3. kidnappedpanda

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Is that Chris Pratt and blue?

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  4. virtwin7

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Ask your boss which part of this image ‘offends’ him. And why.

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  5. Fossah

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Growing up every year my church had a musical performance and a slideshow on Christmas Eve. One year someone clearly threw the slideshow together last minute as there’s all these Jesus pictures thrown together haphazardly, this picture was thrown in there. It’s all peaceful and beautiful and then this pictures pops up. There’s a few scattered gasps as people start to see. A kid starts crying. Someone frantically runs to the computer tries to get it off the screen. Accidentally pauses the slideshow, screen is set up like a dual monitor so they can’t figure out whwre the mouse is. There’s whispering, some people walk out, then there’s uproar… Guy still can’t figure the computer out, he’s bright red and sweating profusely. Mistakes were made, people were pissed. Lasted the entire song and into the next hymn. Absolutely beautiful. Best Christmas Eve I can remember.

    TLDR: This picture got shown at a Christmas Devotional, people were pissed. Best Christmas ever.

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  6. NutsackGravy

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    A few years ago a coworker hung this exact image outside his cube (granted it was aisle facing). It was instructed to come down immediately by HR. I don’t see what’s so offensive, and I was raised Catholic. I think it’s a nice conversation piece.

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  7. dolachka

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Where do I buy this?

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  8. ponalddierson

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

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  9. whateverpott

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. 17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. 18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron. From job

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  10. digitalishuman

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I have this on a t-shirt. Ppl are usually more confused than offended.

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  11. kheller181

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I would be pissed too. It’s a scientific fact that dinosaurs had feathers.

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  12. SpaceCase206

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I don’t understand the people that get mad at things like this

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  13. mydogwasright

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    That’s so beautiful. What an inspirational image. Really speaks to my faith.
    Tell your boss I said to shut his gaping pie-hole. It’s called freedom.

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  14. ponchmom

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Raptor of god

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  15. DeeDeeInDC

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I can’t be the one thinking that dear Jesus’s head is sticking out of the frame…

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  16. Saucer_dog

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    This needs to be Jeff Goldblum holding the dino

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  17. ThaiPoe

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    He wasn’t mad that it was a picture of jesus.
    He wasn’t mad that it was a picture of jesus with a dinosaur.
    He was mad because the velociraptor had no feathers.

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  18. doughnutholio

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    White Jesus and Dinosaurs… this is legit as fuck.

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  19. Rtavy73

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    It looks like the top of his head is showing outside the picture

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  20. THEVILLAGEIDI0T

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Fuck your boss

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  21. Akesgeroth

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Gonna guess OP is in the bible belt.

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  22. BlackReaper66613

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    The Chris Pratt version is better.

    https://i.imgur.com/UzEGII1.png

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  23. Avelsajo

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I don’t know him, but I bet Del Parson would have a good chuckle over this.

    http://www.delparson.com/gallery_pages/lost_lamb.html

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  24. quickistoast1

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Jesus and the rapture? Oh I thought you said paint Jesus and a raptor.

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  25. leslaron

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    He ain’t the boss of y…. Oh wait

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  26. tugboattomp

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    After all, Ken Ham’s Noah’s Ark Encounter and Christian Adventure Park in Kentucky DO have proof on display of Adam and Eve riding a Brontosaurus to and from going to work when living in the Garden of Eden

    https://arkencounter.com/about-the-ark/

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  27. Hellfalcon

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I mean, at least raptors were real hahah.
    Who cares if he isn’t pleased, if people can throw around images of their zombie cult you should be able to put up parody images, noone would care if it was a parody of Zeus, or Vishnu or the spaghetti monster, they’re all just mythic figures one isn’t more legitimate than the other

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  28. BuckyDuster

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Jesus loves Velociraptors too!

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  29. A_Wild_VelociFaptor

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    This makes me happy.

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  30. DotComCTO

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    To be honest, that’s pretty offensive. There’s no way Jesus was a white, European dude. He had to be Arab! 😂

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  31. Sand__Panda

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I hope Jesus is there when the raptors come.

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  32. Fun2badult

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Nice. Proud of you

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  33. ChaosBlackAce

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Do you have a link to the image in the photo

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  34. Soap_Ninja

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I would too if I were your boss, that fidget spinner really is a distraction.

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  35. SirBuzzKillingtonVI

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Not edgey enough. Needs a picture of Mohammad fucking a stegosaurus next to it.

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  36. ingfa

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    We have this picture at the end of our hallway. I have found after seeing it people we are getting to know choose to see more or less of us depending on their feelings about that picture.

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  37. Icurrie802

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I’m too stupid to realize what this picture means.
    Is it just blatantly mocking religion by having two conflicting was of looking at the history of life on earth,
    Or,
    Saying that even Dinosaurs were gods creations?

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  38. ponchmom

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Okay all, let’s post it on Facebook and say “I bet you won’t share this because you’re too embarrassed to have Jesus on your wall”

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  39. soccer165

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    This is Connection between God & Nature Right?

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  40. SharkySTEEL924

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Did anyone else notice the fidget spinner, lol

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  41. Chibears02

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Oh cool is this part of the new Jurassic Park where they explain how Chris Pratt’s character takes care of Blue and the other raptors? Looks awesome!

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  42. indianamedic

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Love it

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  43. TurkishDrillpress

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    And Jesus so loved the world that he allowed the dinosaurs to go extinct. The end……

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  44. tigerlily16

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    You should also make him a black baby jesus

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  45. knockout111

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Juses is just loving it!

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  46. Pornstarbob

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I would be cautious with this. In some states this can be considered harassment and grounds for termination.

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  47. IIllIIllIlllI

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    *obligatory quote from The Office.*

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  48. AncientDoor

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    2CV

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  49. CrucifiedBus

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Why would he not like it, where do you work?

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  50. savvyxxl

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    LOL your usb receiver is upside too.. that fucking thing keeps flipping over

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  51. Angus_Ripper

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    OP picking on defanged and declawed christphags is like picking on shortbus kids in wheelchairs.

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  52. Toshiba1point0

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Love it.

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  53. TheSamurabbi

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Obi-Wan hugging a baby dinosaur. Cute

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  54. scryharder

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Someone needs to do the next frame of this: A T-rex coming up behind him.

    Then maybe lazer beams shooting from his hand or something haha.

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  55. gazongas001

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Fuck your boss.

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  56. bigweirdo58

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Awesome

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  57. Leaptrotaj

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    r/perfectfit

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  58. lepetomane13

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Yea verily! Suffer the little raptors unto me!

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  59. Im_pan-duh

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    Your boss doesnt appreciate true art

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  60. faern

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    a.k.a how to get fired out of smallest transgression that other would just get a friendly reprimand

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  61. HomerWells

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, but he needs cash!

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  62. teenagesadist

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    I surely hope your boss wasn’t pleased that you had art depecting a fictional human being.

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  63. TheodoreBrunswick

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

    shut up and take my money

    Reply

  64. Anonymous

    June 19, 2018 at 6:50 am

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