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  1. CarlPeligro

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    “I struggle with Kermitment.”

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  2. positive_electron42

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Interviewer: “So, tell me a little about your previous job.”

    Me: “I’d say my best quality is that I’m a good listener.”

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  3. TheBertBertBert

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    *I’m a very decisive guy able to take decisions easily. Right now, I’m deciding that I need money*

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  4. PJMonster

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    “I’ve always had a passion for frozen yogurt”

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  5. liquorfish

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    My work keeps me busy to the point I have a hard time taking a full day of PTO. I should schedule interviews, take a half day and then try this strategy for shits and giggles. It might just work!

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  6. CoolStoryBro_Fairy

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness.

    Me: I’d have to say, honesty.

    Interviewer: Um, I don’t think you can call “Honesty” a weakness.

    Me: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!

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  7. Rosssauced

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    “I am going to take 1 mental health day a month. I will not stay past 12 hours on any one day. I will encourage the workers to unite. I understand you won’t hire me at this time.

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  8. globalblockchain

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Interviewer: “So why do you want this job?”

    Me: “I’ve always been passionate about not starving to death.”

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  9. RachosYFI

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I was asked this in a recent interview and I completely fucking stumbled.

    ‘I have a degree… (fuck, who doesn’t), I enjoy helping people… I like to lift heavy things and put then down repetitively…’

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  10. disbox

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Poor life choices

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  11. Wassayingboourns

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Whenever I’m in an interview I feel like I’m living out the typical first date described by Louis C.K., where I’m just trying all sorts of shit to get the company to like me, terrified nothing’s working.

    Usually I’m right, sadly.

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  12. kli17

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Me making friends

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  13. jad35

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I’ve made mistakes

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  14. magnumstrike

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    God so true. It’s like a relationship. You really dont know the person until after the honeymoon phase.

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  15. Marryann854

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    We all been this situation even if it is onetime also.

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  16. Cyanopicacooki

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

  17. Artemissister

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    “I have webbed feet and a penchant for buggery”.

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  18. willflameboy

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    “What would you say is your biggest weakness?”

    “My eyes are ping pong ball halves with black marker on them”

    “I see”

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  19. AveMaleficum

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    “I prefer chicks with dicks, sir.”

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  20. LeodFitz

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Okay, that actually made me laugh. Thank you for that.

    Reply

  21. Mongo_Fifty

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I like to watch videos on the internet…no no, what is porn?

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  22. Hammerfall96

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    We will be in touch.

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  23. i_need_money1210

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    p-please i need this job
    i have a family

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  24. Taruthersi

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    At work I like to go the extra mile

    But my boss keeps on dragging my back.

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  25. RickyTheRipper

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Literally me at orientation today.

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  26. Get_the_Lays

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Comedy cemetery made me woke now anytime I go on this sub all i can see is normies and iFunny-carryovers

    Reply

  27. 250Crossflow

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    r/meirl

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  28. TheMailmanCalledBob

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    /r/comedycemetery

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  29. KzadBhat

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    [Just some wild things, …](https://youtu.be/gd31jrXVhB4)

    Reply

  30. chrisdcco

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Who else read the response in Kermit’s voice?

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  31. nitaaaaaa

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Legit me

    “What do you like to do for fun?”

    “Drugs”

    Reply

  32. bsend

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    One of the worst interview questions ever. It’s so vague and can go into many directions. Is it’s purpose just to see if people crash and burn?

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  33. Jezzyrulescoco

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I’m amazed the people that I interview that divulge so much personal information and problems. I’m all for honesty, but telling me about the drama in your life is not going to get you hired.

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  34. yondaeme

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    good strategy.. we cannot accept

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  35. Wrathwilde

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    I was born a poor black child.

    Reply

  36. hamsammig

    June 1, 2018 at 1:18 am

    Old meme. Please let this one die.

    Reply

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