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  1. TheSocialDynamicist

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That was Craig Christ, not Bryan.

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  2. TheMasterPuppy

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I call bullshit.

    That’s not Bryan Christ, that’s Fuckin’ Craig Christ motherfuckers.

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  3. cc_nthesunshine

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Because while Jesus is praying fucking Craig is layin every lady in the Testament if you know what I’m saying.

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  4. BillSamsquantch

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Where will you be when the Craig-machine comes partying through! It’s FUCKING CRAIG!!!!

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  5. TheNovelNovelty

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I too can turn water into water.

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  6. conqsoft

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Looks like Chumlee.

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  7. Pondernautics

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    WELEASE BWYAN

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  8. lacks-direction

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Avocado, who art in Heaven…

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  9. merlindog15

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Always look on the bright side of life…

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  10. Am5315

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy.

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  11. lemroy_spenkins

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Cheer up Brian, some things in life are sad, they just really make you mad. Others just make you swear and curse…

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  12. z01z

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

  13. Roswell85

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Craig Christ by Stephen Lynch

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  14. CunderscoreF

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    You’ve gotta ask yourself how and who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

    **IT’S FUCKING CRAIG!!!**

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  15. ArghRoadcam

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    And everybody still ignores Bob.

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  16. jtrier1

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    His name is Craig, dumbass!

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  17. SheWargingNed

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    It fucking Craig, Craig Christ!

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  18. DaMENACElo37

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So he turns water into water…

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  19. Chaacho08

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    This definitely a rip off of Craig Christ

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  20. CremeFraiche_Yeah

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I thought this was a half avocado with the pit in the middle. I’m a fast scroller.

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  21. timberwolf0122

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I thought fucking Craig Christ was the one to turn water into coors

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  22. alienencore

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    It’s funny how reddit shits on comedians that steal jokes, just this same stolen shit gets posted and upvoted all the time.

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  23. AliencoreOverwatch

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    …so he pees in it?

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  24. Zadien22

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    This actually makes me mad. This is a line from a song by Stephen Lynch, except it’s Craig Christ, not Bryan.

    Someone ripped his joke off. Stephen Lynch is great and deserves recognition.

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  25. walyc

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    We have no Bryans. We have a Rodger.

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  26. wbotis

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Excuse me, but it was actually [Craig](https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0) Christ, not this “Bryan” who turned water into cold Coors Lite.

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  27. Mikect87

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Boy looks like an avocado

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  28. cc_nthesunshine

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I love all the Stephen Lynch fans coming out of the wood work. It’s a beautiful thing. 😍

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  29. ligut

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Coors light basically IS water

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  30. brooker1

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

  31. Cuteshelf

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Fwee Bwyan!!

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  32. [deleted]

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    [removed]

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  33. redfox11

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Chumlee?

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  34. bigupalters

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Avocado

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  35. Vinny11711

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Coors light is just beer flavored water.

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  36. VoidRadio

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Turning water into shittier water is not a miracle

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  37. grahamcracka91

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Seeing theres no difference between Coors Light and water I don’t see why this guy is so special?

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  38. UpTiltUpAir

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Mang0 is that you?

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  39. tjack505

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Is that chum lee from pawnstars?

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  40. uniqueuserword

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    He can come hang out this long weekend . Coors light are for day drinking

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  41. mavint

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    He appears to be in T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

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  42. SuperLeroy

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I turn microbrews into warm coors light.

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  43. Friskei

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Turns water into water huh

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  44. Mikect87

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Millennials are poor because of Craig toast

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  45. scarl016

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    KKona Brother

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  46. ChefPwnage

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So he just peed in the water?

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  47. mark5301

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    He was resurrected as Billy Carter.

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  48. pudasbeast

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Also is stuck in an avocado apparently

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  49. delete_this_post

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    If I had to choose between Manischewitz and Coors Light then I’d probably just drink water.

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  50. Verniloth

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Thief

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  51. apex_editor

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Im fairly certain that Stella Artois was in the Bible.

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  52. error40424

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    If you havent heard of me i wouldnt be surprised. I bet you know my relatives. There names will never die. My mother is a saint and my brother is a god… but all i am is Jesus’s brother Bob

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  53. Papa_Moon

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Scrolling by, I thought this was an avocado

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  54. richardsilverstein

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Whys he in an avocado?

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  55. FlexedPig2674

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Thought it was an Avocado for a second there

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  56. Theres_A_FAP_4_That

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I heard he is part of those knockers, the People’s front of judea!

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  57. roofer658

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That’s chumlee from Pawn stars

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  58. GGstickz

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Looks like Chumlee from Pawn Stars.

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  59. Fx08

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Also, he is stuck in this avocado. One upvote=one prayer.

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  60. Ovedya2011

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Worthless piece of shit. The Jews are Miller people.

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  61. mark5301

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So…is that the Mormon Jesus then?

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  62. CodyNotCody

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    What’s really in your avocados

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  63. Cucurucho78

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Sam Tarley?

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  64. OldGreasyPossum

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Amen!

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  65. Snakeoilsage

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    And their half brother, Bryan Christ-ton. He turns chemicals into meth.

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  66. kmckenzie256

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That’s Travis Tritt circa 1992. I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

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  67. Kcmung

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I thought this was an avocado

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  68. Polynikez

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So..

    He Turns Water into Water?

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  69. Chowmein_1337

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So he turned water into water?

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  70. NikolasKrr

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Looks like an avocado

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  71. Sgt_Kowalski

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Jimmy’s brother, Billy Carter

    Makes the best beer he’s ever tasted.

    And he’s tasted a lot.

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  72. anascimento

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Is Bryan an avocado??

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  73. snow-ho

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    This guy looks so familiar

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  74. KimjioSenpai

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Looks like Chum Lee from Pawn stars

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  75. restlessleg

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    so thats what you het when you plant an avocado seed

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  76. FinnIsNotAMonkey

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Life of Brian

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  77. frogking

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So .. he’s the devil?

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  78. CarthaginianEmpire

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    He looks like he’s been on the bliss a bit!

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  79. pretenda

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    At first glance i saw an avocado.

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  80. karlhealy64

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    He looks like a halved avocado.

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  81. QBatta10

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Looks like chum lee

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  82. baloneycologne

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Bryan “Avocado Seed” Christ

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  83. Peterwilliams78

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Part man, part avocado, all
    Christ.

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  84. Down_Voter_of_Cats

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    This is old as dirt, but I laugh every time I see it.

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  85. CornDoggerMcJones

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Seems a little redundant.

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  86. kachiuli

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Avocado?

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  87. aardw0lf11

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That’s not much of a trick tbh.

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  88. DiggV4Sucks

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Jesus’

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  89. RichieD79

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That kind of looks like The Amazing Atheist. Lol.

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  90. molinitor

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I’ll stick with the water.

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  91. Doggie6000

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Bro Jesus

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  92. scots

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Bryan Saves.. your tailgate party.

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  93. Jim105

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    I think that is mistranslated. I believe it was turn his urine into Coors Light.

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  94. WooWooPete

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Chumlee built ass

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  95. Edythir

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    So he makes water bitter?

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  96. rebri

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Coors Light IS water.

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  97. HOLLADave

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    That’s cold! Gold!

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  98. musememo

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    It’s Colin from Silicon Valley.

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  99. Mulligan315

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Can I invite him into my heart instead?

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  100. spankydeluxe69

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Love this song

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  101. Arcadian1

    May 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Actually, Jesus did have a brother IRL. His names was James the Lesser. Though there is some debate for obvious reasons.

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