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  1. FacePlantBook

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    “Might want to look into that.”

    “‘Cause I know your mom wouldn’t be happy about it.”

    “If I post this to Facebook your whole family will know. About you. And that other woman.”

    “Might want to chip in a little Bitcoin to keep my mouth shut about all this.”

    “Peace out bro.”

    Reply

  2. QwertyvsDvorak

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    How did we confront our own personal failings before apps?

    Reply

  3. felicianh

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Shut up Mint! It’s been a rough enough without you mocking me!

    Reply

  4. Orphan_Babies

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    In 30 days? That’s like 46 beers or 3 cocktails.

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  5. chandadiane

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    That’s pretty damn judgy, Mint.

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  6. Jorihe84

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    That’s it?

    Rookie.

    Reply

  7. LarryLavekio

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I thought i had a problem cause i spent $200 to stock my bar last month and only about $150 on food.

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  8. devasohouse

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Went to San Diego one year with some friends and one of them went a little crazy at the strip clubs. Wells Fargo called him the next day asking if he knew about the $1000 withdraw over a period of 4 times in 3 hours lol.

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  9. Tcloud

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Congrats! You just passed the bar exam!

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  10. bumjiggy

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    if you try to disguise your alcoholism by boozing at restaurants, Mint will buy you a gym membership.

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  11. ban_me_4_being_mean

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    wait, should I only be spending $65 a month at bars….awkward….

    Reply

  12. Inside_my_scars

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I saw $369 and immediately thought “That’s it?” I really should rethink my life choices

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  13. Letumstrike

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    The amount of people saying this is normal is really disturbing to me.

    Reply

  14. glitch177k

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Keep working at it. You’ll get that average up there. We know you can do it!

    Reply

  15. IJustMadeThis

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Mint did a similar thing to me when I recently got back into Magic the Gathering.

    *You spent $320 on Toys/Games*

    Reply

  16. Micotu

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    When I bought a house, it misclassified my down payment, so I got, “Over the last 30 days you spent $84,000 on groceries and food.”

    Reply

  17. foreignhoe

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Xans are getting expensive these days

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  18. PM_ME_HOT_DADS

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    369? Damn, you’re fine.

    Reply

  19. tommymonsternz

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I wish booze was that cheap in New Zealand.

    Reply

  20. Scythe95

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    What’s that app called?

    Reply

  21. mr_meeseeks7

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Which app are you using? I’ve been trying to find a good app to manage my expenses as well.

    Reply

  22. Eliminatron

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Now my wallet feels blessed that i don’t drink lol

    Reply

  23. scared2mosh

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Knowing Mint you actually just went to Target and Mint is stupid and decided target is a bar

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  24. swettin

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    less than one weekend..

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  25. Duchebagel

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump that shit up. Jk. But seriously, I have a problem of spending that in under 2 weeks.

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  26. thor454

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Amature

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  27. GrizzledBastard

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    “Good news! We’ve got your back. Just in case you didn’t get this email in time, we let your friends, family, and co-workers know that there has been an unusual amount of money spent at bars, nightclubs, stripclubs, and suspected prostitution massage parlors with your account.”

    Reply

  28. bbzkarim

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    He could just be buying super expensive alcohol but not consuming more

    Reply

  29. BowlOfStruggles

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Canadian eh. From experience visiting Toronto it wouldn’t be terribly hard to spend that much on booze in a month.

    Reply

  30. cfryant

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Man, mine is pretty passive aggressively judgey.

    “Your prescription is one day expired on the medication you just took, it’s usually not. Might want to look into that.”

    Reply

  31. daytodaze

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Im guessing you have some uncategorized transactions throwing off the data.

    Reply

  32. HardGayMan

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I don’t want to hear what cheeky remarks mint would have regarding my Google Play store account… Yikes. I have a problem.

    Reply

  33. lar0w

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Sometimes you have to fill the stash

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  34. sooooolitdude

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    have i told you about this chair? it’s just $369!

    Reply

  35. dbspeakers

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Even your phone’s saying “haven’t you had enough?”

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  36. jwillo

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    You’re not my mum

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  37. JuanJuan66

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Small price to pay for self esteem, Michael.

    Reply

  38. derxoselur

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    At first glance I thought it said candy bars im like damn, how much you spend on toothpaste

    Reply

  39. captkrisma

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Looking into bars is what got him in this spot! You’re not helping Mint!

    Reply

  40. S-WordoftheMorning

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Fuck you! Don’t judge me!

    Reply

  41. luntmeister

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Cash: helping hide your drinking problem from yourself since forever.

    Reply

  42. Dolstruvon

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    What country is this? In Norway this would be completely normal because a beer cost like 12 dollars

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  43. Egddios

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    **Mint, your tone seems really pointed right now.**

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  44. AHowDemon

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    SONUVABITCH! Get me a drink! ONE MORE NIGHT! Of the same damn thing. SONUVABITCH! If I can’t get clean… I’M GONNA DRINK MY LIFE AWAAAAYYYAAAYYAAAHHHHAAA

    Reply

  45. glswenson

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    This is exactly why I deleted Mint. I don’t need to be reminded of my bad spending habits, I’m just ignoring the problem until it goes away.

    Reply

  46. Mportillo8

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    me irl

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  47. GI_gino

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    r/me_irl

    Haha, just kidding i’m fucking broke

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  48. Roy-Rodgers-McFreely

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Being a drink-at-home alcoholic is much cheaper, 3+ gallons of rum+mixers is less than $200; you can get sloshed every day for less than $7!

    I might have a problem lol

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  49. slendido

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Or an awesome one

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  50. ComedyDude

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Ever lived in NYC? That’s easily achievable

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  51. WInslow907

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    “GET OFF MY FUCKING TITS ABOUT IT, **MINT**.” * *Slugs straight monarch vodka sprawled out on couch while watching olympic curling highlights on youtoube until passing out* *

    Reply

  52. Outcast5289

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Your doing good. I wish mine was what yours is lol.

    Reply

  53. coraldomino

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Oh how I wish I could live in the fairy countries where alcohol for a month costs 65 dollars.

    I spend about 120 dollars for a night out.

    Reply

  54. Trav_esty

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

    Reply

  55. 40acresandapool

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Party on Wayne.

    Reply

  56. ItsSomethingLikeThat

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    /r/uselessredcircle

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  57. ApolloOfTheStarz

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    $2 beer and $367 for the tip.

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  58. skilledguyfx

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Yeah you might…

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  59. EverythingisEnergy

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Not too horrible

    Reply

  60. carllundergard

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I read “alcohol and bars” and immediately thought they meant Xanax.

    Reply

  61. Gnorhild

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    That’s like two nights out in Sweden, if you’re a man.

    Reply

  62. vexunumgods

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    $369.00÷30 days=$12.30 per day÷24 hours=0.51 per hour÷60 mins=fuck you im drinking you stuoid fucker.

    Reply

  63. kclay1989

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    My GF and I go out often and frequent bars where our friends bartend. So naturally I try and tip well.
    Sometimes we over do it and I dont remember how much I spent from the night before.
    But ol’ trusty Cap One always seems to remind me that you left an exceptional tip…Did you mean to? Like $100 on $100 bill. (When we prob drank and ate $150 worth)
    I always cringe a little, but I remember its my friends and this habbit helps me ultimately in the end, with getting deals like whiskey doubles with Makers, for the same price as a single with old crow. Free shooters, employee food deals and extended happy hour pricing.

    So its all good in the end.

    Reply

  64. Error_Msg_404

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    What app is that?

    Reply

  65. TheGrantster101

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    nice.

    Reply

  66. b0red26

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Man thats like one bar tab for me …. Gotta work on those numbers

    Reply

  67. starlight00824

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Dang! Judge much, Mint?

    Reply

  68. Tooky17

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Rough month? Sounds like a great month to me.

    Reply

  69. Toti77

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    You might want to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, MINT!

    Reply

  70. BonvivantNamedDom

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    10,25 per day is not so much. Thats two guinnes and a coke. (Half a coke)

    Reply

  71. Turbosoldier

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    For some reason I thought it was alcohol and granola bars

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  72. KingCattoTheFattest

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    This is like one weekend for me :p

    Reply

  73. Cabal_Droppod_kill

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    In some cities, including mine, it is very easy to spend over $100 at a bar and still not be drunk. $369 is one weekend – so you’re fine.

    Reply

  74. seanzorio

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I have one that is “retire at 50”. With the market down, it’s been kicking back messages like this:

    https://imgur.com/nkfljeK

    Reply

  75. awdturbo99

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Mint over here being judgey AF lol

    Reply

  76. cowgirlcarla

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Mint is so hilarious!!!

    Reply

  77. JackassPenguinass

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Plot Twist – OP only goes out once a month!

    Reply

  78. capsaicin1976

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    369 exactly? well, three 69’s are better than one, so bravo, dude. nice work.

    Reply

  79. Msbirdperson

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    WHY IS YOUR CELL SERVICE MY NAME

    Reply

  80. icrywhendogsdie

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    369 dollars in one month for bars? Thats about 2 nights out in Boston.

    Reply

  81. cheetofarts

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    That’s what I call the weekend…

    Reply

  82. Moonman08

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Just realized that I desperately need to get Mint.

    Reply

  83. StreetKhode

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    You might have probably started drinking expensive alcoholic product. Not necessarily about the quantity

    Reply

  84. Anonymous

    April 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

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