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  1. timekill05

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Is he aware of what snakes are

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  2. hazeleyedwolff

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Back, and to the left.

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  3. Russ160

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I like how he went from gleeful to pure terror in .05 seconds

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  4. scottyb83

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Ok what kind of snake was it and how bad was the bite??

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  5. iamjacksleakyfaucet

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Snek was just giving him a kiss with his little teef.

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  6. erakat

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Plot twist: ‘I caught a friend’ is from the danger noodle’s POV.

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  7. cakeboyplum

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Plot Twist: The snake’s intention is not to harm but rather love unconditionally

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  8. fibsnap

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    “Sir, you are no fren of mine!”

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  9. attemptno8

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    When a snake goes into that S shaped potition it means that it’s getting ready to strike you.

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  10. foreignhoe

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Look of betrayal, and losing a friend at the end

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  11. A--E

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    r/Whatcouldgowrong

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  12. ghaldos

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    And that kids is how I met your mother

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  13. [deleted]

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    This is why we wear eye protection. It’s probably too late for him to wear a helmet though, that damage was done long ago…

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  14. thegreattriscuit

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I’m not your ‘friend’, buddy!

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  15. SaneMann

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Funny thing is it doesn’t look like a defensive strike to me. Notice how it was already partially stretched out (not nervously coiled in strike position), took a whiff of his hair and then tried to latch on.

    Prior to the bite it seemed pretty calm.

    Seriously looks like that snake thought it smelled a rat on his head, thought “What the hell? I _am_ hungry,” and went for it.

    Source: Have owned lots of sneks.

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  16. BewarethePendingDoom

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    With friends like these?

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  17. deadbeatwriter

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I feel sorry for the snake. First some eejit picks it up and grips it in a threatening manner, then when the poor noodle tries to defend itself it gets thrown in such an abrupt manner as to potentially kill or seriously wound it. Seriously, if you don’t know how to handle a snake, just don’t.

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  18. _Mitchee_

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    annnnd DEAD!

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  19. theBaconomics

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    The snake was just giving his bro a friendly kiss on the head. I don’t know why he had to be so homophobic about it.

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  20. LemonTM

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    It just tried to give him a kiss.

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  21. Lord-Unchemael

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    This had me dying with laughter

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  22. thebuddybud

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Same happened with my friends

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  23. unstabletableleg

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    He was just giving you a high-forehead.

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  24. Andrakisjl

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    This stressed me out

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  25. blalligator

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    /r/bettereveryloop

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  26. phillip-decker

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    He got shook as hell, you could see the fear in his eyes at the end.

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  27. alittletotheleftplz

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Bitch, you knew I was a snake.

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  28. Rave-fiend

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I’m imagining a cave man went through this exact experience, as others looked on in disbelief.

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  29. ProfessorNotARobot

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    This is what snakes always do to the nice guys that are just trying to respect them.

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  30. Ubockinme

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    TAG BITCH! You’re it……

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  31. Arknell

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Fuck, necrosis of the scalp would be a fucking nightmare. Getting a burned patch on a toe or a ass, fine, but you don’t want to end up looking like a [Fallout-zombie.] (https://lgbtqgamearchive.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/20131311083735.jpg)

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  32. oksowhatsthedeal

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Is that how you hold a snake…?

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  33. pikachu1550

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Well you are caught in here with me

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  34. LaughsInHieroglyphs

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Source?

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  35. MuschampsVeinyNeck

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    To Catch A Predator

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  36. happy_in_theory

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    bad danger noodle

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  37. calensreddit

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Thinning the herd.

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  38. RedactedUser99

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    My favorite part was when he got bit in the head.

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  39. mindlessASSHOLE

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    r/instantregret

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  40. Whiskey6d

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    snek

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  41. Good_wolf

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    As soon as I saw it was a black racer, there was only one way this could have turned out.

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  42. MudandWhisky

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I love that he never went out of frame!

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  43. Im_int

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    It’s the other way around: “a friend” caught him.

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  44. Mung_fu

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    ‘Murica (>’o’)>

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  45. Aladen_ofthe_Apes

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Did I hear a squeal?

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  46. lifehackskeptic

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    He ded

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  47. username_lookup_fail

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    At the very least, this guy knows how not to hold a snake next time.

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  48. Mattemagikern

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Survival of the fittest 👌👌

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  49. lexushelicopterwatch

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    He chucked that fucking snek. You can see his empty hand near the end of the gif.

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  50. zpridgen75

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Yep, Community College for this one.

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  51. crowfighter

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Ah Crikey he is really pissed off!

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  52. CannibalVegan

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    u/stabbot

    Edit: Stabbot is banned, but he still delivers: https://gfycat.com/MasculineLazyAsianpiedstarling

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  53. pulgalipe

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Lemme pet you. Gotcha! LMAO

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  54. RickdiculousC137

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    He’s not your friend buddy.

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  55. popejoshual

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    i caught a friend… or did a friend catch me?

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  56. CritikillNick

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I stupidly picked up a baby rattlesnake and held it up for a picture. It wasn’t before a friend on Facebook was like, “dude that things more dangerous than a grown one” that I realized my mistake

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  57. minecraftschosen

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    he held it very wrong.

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  58. Nightssky

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I’d call that evolution, but he’s probably already reproduced a few times.

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  59. donorak7

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    r/WCGW

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  60. Tybot3k

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I wasn’t aware snakes could Snapchat.

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  61. coolusername406

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    r/meirl

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  62. TheAmazingFriend

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    “Something bit me!”

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  63. TheOutlawBubbaKush

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Is this idiot related to the guy taking the selfie with a bear? Next I wanna see someone try to kiss a badger.

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  64. NoxSvart

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    “I can’t believe you’ve done this!” -Both of them.

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  65. megatronBAZOOKA

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I like how he Chuck’s the snake

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  66. Mike_B_R

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Trump supporter being good at what Trump supporters do.

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  67. Luffy973

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    OP is hot 😍😍😂😂

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  68. timm47

    May 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    What did you expect… it’s black!

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