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  1. nocontroll

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    If he plays how I play NO ONE is getting off that train.

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  2. Sylvester_Scott

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    It’s an Observer from the future, there to make sure the timeline stays on track.

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  3. TheDandy9

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    There was a guy that used to come into my old work that looked and dressed *exactly* like Agent 47. It always kind of threw me off because he was so damn intimidating but actually very nice.

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  4. eisme

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    There was a guy that used to get on my bus. He always wore a pair of gloves (no matter the season) and he always had a big, canvas duffel bag in his lap. Every time I saw him, I thought, “I hope today isn’t the day he blows up that fucking bag.”

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  5. IRLeif

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    “I think someone is not getting off the train.”

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  6. DarkKnight108

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Title should be “I think someone isn’t getting off the train”

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  7. Caboose127

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    This is off-topic, but I hope someone can explain it to me.

    I’ve been noticing this grammar quirk a lot lately. The title says “I don’t think someone is getting off the train.”

    In my mind it should be “I think someone isn’t getting off the train.”

    The first sounds like “I don’t think any given someone will get off the train, i.e. I think everyone will be staying on the train.”

    The second sounds like “I think there is one specific person who won’t be getting off the train.”

    Something about where you put the negative seems to change the meaning of the sentence. Can someone explain the grammar rule behind this to me?

    Am I completely crazy, or am I right? Do the two sentences have different meanings?

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  8. skywalker556

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    It’s ok this is agent 48 phew

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  9. sproga2

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    After taking this picture, that person would be you.

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  10. Audios_Pantalones

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    The outfit says hitman, but the soulless dead eyes say middle management.

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  11. sarcasticide

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Midnight Meat Train

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  12. Lord_Lane

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    I don’t get it. Please explain.

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  13. s1rkin

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

  14. vic370

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Good afternoon, 47. Your target is Alessandro De Luca, an Italian arms dealer and drug smuggler. He is currently enroute via private jet to his villa in Morocco. So why the fuck are you on the subway in Cleveland?

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  15. mouthpanties

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    10 to 1 dude has a neck tattoo

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  16. TemporarilyDutch

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    “I think someone isn’t getting off the train”

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  17. quaoarpower

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    What is the joke?

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  18. TheRealOneTwo

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Everyone in the train will fit into the dumpster at the next station

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  19. Jordan_the_Hutt

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    *I think someone is not getting off the train.

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  20. stfm

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Sky fukkin high

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  21. SqueekyJuice

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    That lady looks like she is praying he isn’t there for her.

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  22. AssFaceBestFace

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Your mission is simple 47

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  23. Mdmerafull

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    He knows you took this picture, and he’s already memorized your face.

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  24. GregLouganus

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    ::drops coin::

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  25. Coverphile

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    We all know that his other hand is holding a fiber wire. That woman is a goner.

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  26. mrbz134

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Looks a lot like agent 47, but reminds me a bit of the main antagonist of midnight meat train.

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  27. JKarrde

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    If I had to wear a suit for work this is how I would go to work every day.

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  28. 7echArtist

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    I can imagine some of the looks this guy gets.

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  29. 1Os

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    I don’t get it.

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  30. potaytoe91

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Reminds me of the movie “Midnight Meat Train”!

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  31. ggrim3816

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    He has the icy death stare of someone in middle management.

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  32. bubingalive

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    the guy behind him: “is that a barcode on the back of his head?”

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  33. Blackhat_Whitedick

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    He kinda looks like the British version of agent 47
    « Aye lad follow me »
    A more earthy flavour of the guy if you wish. spiking irn bru, dressing up as bartender in a club that only serves WKD, before strangling you in the toilets with only the strangely well dressed African guy who sells perfume as a witness

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  34. ImIndignant

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    If it’s the way I usually end up playing Hitman, there’s only going to be one person getting off that train.

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  35. okaybartender

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Liam Neisson is probably coming after him.

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  36. Jashan2017

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Whats so special about this photo?

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  37. WhiteF0x987

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    That or this was taken after that one mission in Absolution

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  38. Nitrowolf

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    If I had the fortune to look like that guy, I’d totally dress like that EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

    I would have a closet full of the exact same suits as well.

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  39. Renminbichii

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    The gloves made the pic.

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  40. nottherealguyfieri

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Agent 47’s suit was always slick af, I would get one when I can afford a real suit.

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  41. Spartcus3

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Wow Liam Neeson got bald for the “Commuter 2: Hitman”

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  42. nocream33

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Hitman looks like Mike Pence with a shaved head.

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  43. SMERT_NICKLEDUM

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    The only thing to die on the train that day was his sense of purpose.

    His eyes listed throughout the dull subway car & retrospectively back inward.

    Blank & frozen pondering his life choices with a thousand yard stare.

    He had always wanted to be a jet setting international assassin but the disappointing reality of the career he had dreamed of and worked toward had become a mundane daily drudge of kill lists, payout receipts, 401k changes, healthcare options, HR write-ups and TPS reports.

    He felt as cold inside as his outward appearance would suggest. .

    Any stranger on the train that day could have noticed it with a moments’ glance yet no one ever did.

    There was no need to kill any commuters that day as they too carried the same defeated visage.

    They too were already dead inside. Just like him.

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  44. Anonymous

    January 17, 2018 at 6:57 pm

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