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  1. AngryPowerWank

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Sucker punches like a little bitch

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  2. Aceis45

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Anyone else notice that majestic beast with the hair bikini in the background after that Ginger gets sucker punched? That’s my favorite part.

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  3. Absenteeist

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    I was curious, so I looked the punching video up. Most coverage was [like this](http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/russian-journalist-punched-in-face-on-air-1.4233392):

    > The journalist was reporting on Wednesday for the NTV channel from the park, which was filled with former paratroopers lazing in the sun as Russia celebrated the annual Airborne Troops Day.

    > …The attacker, who Russian media said was drunk, was arrested shortly afterwards. Police described him as a known soccer hooligan.

    > Angry social media users blamed the incident on paratroopers, labelled in Russia as a rowdy bunch who drink in public places, bathe in fountains and harass passers-by.

    The Daily Mail, however, [provided some additional detail](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4753710/Russian-reporter-channel-punched-face-live-air.html):

    > A Russian reporter working for a pro-Kremlin TV channel was attacked live on air as he broadcast on the annual Paratroopers Day celebrations.

    > …His attacker bursts into the frame shouting, ‘We’ll take Ukraine,’ and swearing heavily, according to The Moscow Times.

    > After punching the reporter, seemingly for being told to quieten down, he says: ‘Who are you to talk to me in that way.’

    > The cameraman picks up the aftermath of the reporter staggering around holding the side of his face while his attacker follows him, continuing to shout and swear.

    > He says: ‘If you are going to talk to me like that I will f***ing beat you.’

    > It had previously been reported in other media outlets the man was an ex-paratrooper, but the Moscow branch of the Interior Ministry promptly responded saying he had never been a member of the Russian Armed Forces.

    > The man is wearing a T-shirt with OPLOT written on it – a terrorist organisation that tried to seize control of an administrative building in eastern Ukraine in 2014.

    Anyway, seems like it’s tough to be a reporter in Russia, even when you’re working for a state broadcaster.

    *Edit:* Some folks are pointing out that the Daily Mail has a poor reputation for truth and accuracy. Fair enough, but in this case there are [other articles](https://themoscowtimes.com/articles/russian-tv-presenter-punched-live-on-air-at-paratrooper-celebrations-58561)—which, in retrospect, I probably should have posted instead of the Mail—which corroborate key elements of the story.

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  4. WCpt

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    If it just me or is nothing about the video funny?

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  5. merkins_galore

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Let me give you a kiss on the cheek comrade.

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  6. dogwatchingporn

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    [Here’s the source of the suckerpunch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZielz3xR6M)

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  7. foomprekov

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Sexual assault, sexual assault, sexual assault, regular assault.

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  8. OrwellianZinn

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    It goes from rapey to punchy in about ten seconds. Horrible behavior in every direction.

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  9. legendoflink3

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    The original video for the fist kiss was kinda upsetting. Sucker kissed just because he didn’t let that guy interrupt.

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  10. TorgoLebowski

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Indiana Jones: “…I like the Austrian way better.”

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  11. exonomix

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Reporter took the hit *well*.

    His hair took the hit *great* tho, it didn’t even flinch.

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  12. fiercelyuninterested

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Looks to me more like “three women maintain professionalism despite sexual harassment”

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  13. collarpoppppppin

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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  14. katnezs

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Ah man, Croats have the best jerseys

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  15. drunkrodeoclown

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Lesson: in Soviet Russia, if sexual assault fails you, there’s always trusty old physical assault.

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  16. Basylikum

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    There are many ways to express love.

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  17. WuTangelaa

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    This isn’t funny

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  18. oblongmeatball

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    So much assaulting.

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  19. Habanero_Grande

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    The lady in the third clip looked totally freaked out by the kiss. Rightfully so though.

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  20. AltoGobo

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Wow. What a bunch of creeps.

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  21. MrJoyless

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    In Soviet Russia fist kiss you.

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  22. daklassy1

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    “Hey why you not pretty lady like previous reporter? I give punch for you!”

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  23. subwayjack

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Creepy.

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  24. 8eMH83

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    * Sexual assault

    * Divebomb sexual assault

    * Sleazy sexual assault

    * BOOM! Straight-up assault!

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  25. areola_cherry_cola

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    People just kiss random cute news reporters?

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  26. Comm4nd0

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Right in the kisser

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  27. RealRobRose

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Can we also talk about why these women are all getting rapey kisses on the cheeks?

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  28. lcswnn

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    “You may now kiss the bride”

    *Groom uppercuts to the chin*

    *Bride gets in right hook*

    *Everyone celebrates*

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  29. RedErin

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    All of these are assault.

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  30. rainbowzom

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Sorry OP but Soviet Russia hasn’t existed for 30 years now

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  31. Regal_Hado

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    From rapey to assault real quick.

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  32. StJohnsWartsWart

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Good to see that if you are a female “on site” reporter you have to be attractive all around the world.

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  33. ToastyPeanuts

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    That reporter should take up boxing. He got hit hard af, didnt get knocked out and instantly got in the philly shell defensive position.

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  34. shalzgore

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    I was hoping the Russian one was going to be a gay kiss. That would’ve been par for the course.

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  35. Boss_831

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    ***BREAKING: Andy Dalton out for season. Matt Khalil suspended.***

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  36. Aaroncls

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    bitch move to throw a punch like that

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  37. General_Butt_Nekked

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Why, tho?!?!

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  38. DroolingSlothCarpet

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Am I missing something? This isn’t the first post in recent days when Russia was referred to as Soviet.

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  39. Anonymous

    April 22, 2018 at 12:02 pm

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