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  1. ShootyMcSnipe

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Then we can have real world wars.

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  2. Eleanorgotaway

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    The proto molecule is just trying to spread happiness.

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  3. DietInTheRiceFactory

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    A fun idea from Sam Harris’s recent conversation with Geoffrey Miller: someday, there will be a first fist fight on Mars.

    All our technology will someday get us there, but we’ll still be the same stupid, over-emotional primates we were eons ago.

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  4. Tubes_69

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    I volunteer to start terraforming the Sun.

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  5. Nisas

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    After doing some googling about Mars a few years back I discovered that terraforming Mars is pretty much hopeless. The planet has less than 1% of the atmospheric pressure as Earth. And it has basically no magnetosphere. The lack of a magnetic field causes solar winds to strip the atmosphere which is why the pressure is so low.

    So you’d somehow have to manipulate the core of the planet to start generating a magnetic field and create a bunch of atmosphere out of something available on the planet.

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  6. briangallia

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Five months after colonization comes….
    flat Mars theory.

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  7. DaytronTheDestroyer

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    If we would be able to terraform mars, wouldn’t we br be able to do it to earth to?

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  8. whynotsaysthisguy

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    WW1: Earth v.s Mars. FIGHT
    EARTH USES KIM JUNG UNS HIDDEN INTERSTELLAR NUKE BARRAGE!
    ELON MUSK COUNTERS WITH SOLAR POWERED SUN BEAM CANNONS
    BILL GATES USES WINDOWS UPDATE!!!
    very effective! Now musk has to wait 1 hour
    ELONS WHOLE NETWORK IS SHUTDOWN
    THE MARTIANS USE INTRANSIONAL PLASMA ERASER X5
    CHINA USES THE GREAT WALL OF THE WORLD!
    whew close one. Earth almost got erased
    EARTH IS CONFUSED
    RUSSIA USED HACK!
    MARS WEAPONS ARE SET TO FIRE ON THEMSELVES!
    ELON USED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
    SYTEMS BACK ON
    THE ILLUMINATI USES THE ANCIENT TRIPLE LASER PLANET BUSTER IN GIZA
    ELON PUTS UP A MIRROR AND DEFLECTS IT TO EARTHS SECOND MOON
    THAT’LL COST THE TAXPAYERS GOOGILLIONS!
    ELON USES THE MARS GIGA IRON GUN
    HE IS ABOUT TO FIRE 30% OF ALL MARS IRON IN MOUNTAIN SIZED LIGHTSPEED BULLETS!
    ZOMBIE GHANDI USES PLEASE DON’T
    it actually worked!
    PUTIN SENDS A PACKAGE OF TEA TO MUSK
    ELON MYSTERIOUSLY DIED OF POISONING! VERY EFFECTIVE!
    EARTH WINS.

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  9. eatdeadjesus

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Just like PKD predicted

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  10. eradicator96

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Can’t wait to be miserable on an asteroid mining station. Or a Dyson sphere construction sight.

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  11. stringdreamer

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Allowing SUPERRICH humans to destroy two planets, you and I are definitely not invited.

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  12. guidance_d2

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Pretty much the plot to the Red Mars series.

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  13. TheMightyDollop

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Is this the premise to the *Destiny* games

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  14. itsAnthony2

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    It look like Sandy’s dome from spongebob

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  15. Gravemind137

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    When you’re famous on Mars they let you do it.

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  16. drunkenDAYlewis

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Even the ones with digital watches?

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  17. kelmoy

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Can anyone tell me the book this is a cover for? I had this book, but I can’t remember…

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  18. rossiFan

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    >miserable

    Speak for yourself, thankyouverymuch.

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  19. hmnixql

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    r/2meirl4meirl

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  20. Leathlan

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Just as long as we don’t send any cockroaches to be exposed to radiation and develop a deep hatred for humanity so that we can terraform Mars

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  21. chrisyroid

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    This picture reminds me of that anime “The E.Y.E.S. of Mars”

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  22. thrillatanyage

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Speak for yourself

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  23. randy9999

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    As long as Musk goes we’re better off as a species

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  24. mortyc1thirty7

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Can we also remember that Elon thought AI was a major threat to human existence with today’s technology…

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  25. SliceofMAGA

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    This looks like a pretty lights album cover

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  26. RapeMeToo

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Hope we can send all the poor people to Mars or something

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  27. Sigma27

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    You just need to increase oxygen, temperature, and have 9 oceans

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  28. Quizzsicle

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Just because they want to think they’re “white and entitled”, doesn’t mean they are.. You realize he’s not a rocket surgeon. Speak up and have a voice. Our country is better than this. Just because it’s what you see on TV, doesn’t mean that’s all there is. Plenty of people have accomplished more, he’s just a rich asshole, who’s soon to be ousted. Id hate to believe that’s what people think our nation is now. Just this week, some asshole on fox News wants to try to tell you they are all you should believe. I almost want to think they have to be on the take from his stupid ass. The truth will win out, no matter what his dumb ass wants to claim

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  29. triarii3

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    I’m signing my children up for MCRN navy

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  30. Hellblazer1138

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    You shouldn’t read Martian Time-Slip then…

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  31. bunlzx

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    We’re alrdy havin cripplin depression on this rock

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  32. BaalDeathDealer

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    As long as I get my Martian orange juice like the old Spaceship Earth ride at Epcot promised me.

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  33. perlandbeer

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    L. Ron Hubbard: Yes?

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  34. popover

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    *enslaved*

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  35. bluenoser613

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Trees need wind to develop stress wood. Otherwise they just fall over when they get large.

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  36. linktothefuture9

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Don’t forget to send the cockroaches up first.

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  37. Mike_B_R

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    This Elon Musk fired 9000 employees and the next day he repurchased its company’s stock. Just another douche.

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  38. no_tread_on_snek

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    If we can terraform Mars we can fix Earth.

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  39. panick21

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Am going to spend all my money to go there just to be away from the stupidity. Also, if I’m lucky the world will explode when I’m there and I will be like ‘best money I ever spent’. Then about 3-4 years later I die as well because the colony is not self sustaining. Oh well, I had a good run.

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  40. cheap_as_chips

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Someday we may be able to terraform Mars, allowing humans to ~~be miserable on~~ pollute, over populate, and destroy multiple planets.

    /ftfy

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  41. chambaland

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Capitalism is the cancer that keeps on destroying

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  42. 4fathersnspikedbats

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Worrying about how to fix things and stay alive, sadly feels like a better time than what we have going on down here these past months, hell even the last few days.

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  43. macbot3000

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Elon’s already working really hard to make the non-wealthy miserable on this planet.

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  44. GodOfAllAtheists

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    No worries. When Elon gets a ship there, it will burst into flames shortly after.

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  45. ZVAZ

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Elon’s Mars is like Trump’s wall, it’s to distract us from taking responsibility for taking care of our own home. I hope and am fascinated at other-world exploration, but why get so stoked about terraforming the desert when you live in the orchard.

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  46. VisionCaster

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    It would take 1000ths of years. I think there are more urgent problems here.

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  47. tallman86

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    We can’t even look after our own planet…

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  48. ExO_o

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    so we can ruin multiple planets at the same time you mean

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  49. skp-e

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    cc: u/realkylehill

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  50. No_Im_Random_Coffee

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    The only reason the sand on Mars looks cleaner is because you haven’t shitted on it yet.

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  51. nuublarg

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    If and when we set up a Martian colony, it needs an Iron-clad constitution that incorporates all that we’ve learned over the years. Look to Europe for plenty of boilerplate to lift, and look to the US for plenty of examples that need constitutional words to prevent.

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  52. wufoo2

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    He just announced that he’s a socialist, so apparently he doesn’t mind misery for everyone except himself.

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  53. Tutorele

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    r/comedycemetery

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  54. SaggyNipplez

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    The thing is. Why wouldn’t we just terraform earth?

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  55. Quizzsicle

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Nice outlook, maybe, I don’t know, try to take a better perspective, even given our current political climate? Some of us are still great people regardless, #dontdrinkthekoolaide

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  56. Sadotu

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    We need to own our psychology, we owe it to ourselves and Elon. Let’s quit nihilism and start taking on some responsibility. Starting with ourselves.

    Not sure if anyone feels inspired to take responsibility but as I see it this picture is spot on. Technology does not necessarily make our lives better, the way we deal with hardship and suffering does.

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  57. somegizmo

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    You laugh, but Elon’s plan is for humans to be miserable.

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  58. Istoleapot

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Then the colonies will be named after Trump and his pathetic legacies because only the rich will afford the trip and then they will make each other poor with only one coming out on top.

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  59. Snakeoilsage

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    At least until we find the planet of impossibly massive and perpetually firm breasts that we can jump on like a bouncy castle, gorging ourselves on the squirts of milk that launch from the erect nipples the size of giant sequoias.

    Don’t do drugs, kids.

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  60. MasterPyro46

    June 18, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    Oh hi Musk

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