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  1. sotech

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    gun sand sand

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  2. LateDentArthurDent42

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Anakin, NO!

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  3. tezoatlipoca

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    As opposed my Sharp Axes and Raspberry Jam club. We like Axes: Not loud at all & you can chop wood with it. We like Raspberry Jam: We like it on toast, vanilla ice cream and we roll around in it.

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  4. AusConservative

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Terrible trigger discipline, I will not join.

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  5. Darth_Bagelsworth

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Dale Gribble taught us that both are also useable as weapons.

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  6. WolfNippleChips

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Nice try Army, fool me once…

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  7. porkman384

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Omg their application is amazing

    What’s the best part of sand?

    * Feel

    * Taste

    * Smell

    * All of the above

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  8. broncosfighton

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I don’t like the sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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  9. no1no2no3no4

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    The website is real http://gunsandsand.com/

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  10. carny666

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Well.. I joined.

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  11. Rosevillian

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  12. TheContrarian2

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Well, the URL is active.

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  13. sanguiniuswept

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    And if you only like one but not the other, fuck you

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  14. godlesszq

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  15. powerscunner

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    There is something for everybody in this world.

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  16. ParasiticFraud

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  17. saustin66

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Turtles and whores

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  18. Pjseaturtle

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    http://gunsandsand.com

    I finally found my home thank you very much guns and sand club

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  19. Daimo

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Guy in the pic is definitely a Guns Sand Poses fan.

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  20. kthxtyler

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    They obviously like sand more than they like guns. I mean, the URL says “gun” once and “sand” twice

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  21. wookvegas

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    You know how they say if you can imagine it, there’s porn of it somewhere? …if he doesn’t start capitalizing on this, I will.

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  22. EtherealPoopChute

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    But… Sand is coarse.

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  23. iamnearfromnormal

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I like the bullet that comes out.

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  24. SeamusMcCullagh

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I would also like to make an Anakin Skywalker reference in regards to the presence of sand in this post. Thank you for your consideration.

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  25. muffins_96

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Longswords and ball pits club. Longswords: we like that *fffwwwwiiinnggg* sound they make when we pull them out of a sheath and they’re sharp. Ball pits: We like all the pretty colors and you better bet we like to jump in and roll around.

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  26. Conquerors_Quill

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I hate sand, it’s coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere.

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  27. EliotHudson

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Sounds like an advert for ISIS

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  28. Blosseraptor97

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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  29. hops4beer

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I have found my people

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  30. sgtcupcakez

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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  31. swervin87

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Anakin Skywalker will not be pleased with this one.

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  32. ojw2142

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    When you run out of ammo you have pocket sand

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  33. Brownladesh

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    At first I thought this was r/surrealmemes

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  34. AdmiralMikey75

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Gun Sand Sand

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  35. Mr0poopiebutthole

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    That sand should be in his pocket, so he can hold the element of supprise.

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  36. JohnnyZack

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Nice try, US Marines recruiter.

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  37. Greenman79

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Very poor trigger discipline…

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  38. golemsheppard2

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Is the sand component just to keep Anakin Skywalker out?

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  39. Fish_jbg_zvt_je_srv

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    The taste? Wtf?? They went full retard. Never go full retard.

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  40. the_man_in_the_box

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    But sand is course. It’s also rough. Furthermore, it’s irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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  41. braxistExtremist

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    “Us like bullet bang bang! Us like sand yum yum!”

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  42. walkingcarpet23

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  43. jmoneyiac

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Is that a marine corps recruitment poster?

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  44. UT-Gun

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    No one tell Anakin.

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  45. wafflenewb

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  46. Gokart_Motzart

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    These guys would not get along with Anikan

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  47. Rackheim

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!

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  48. Venrexx

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I wonder what the punishment for shooting sand is.

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  49. Elvalor

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Reminds me of a NZ beer called Wakachangi – [“The beer with the best indoor/outdoor flow at the Wakachangi 2016 Beer & Furniture Awards”](https://i.imgur.com/5fdGais.jpg)

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  50. thx1138-

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I feel like Ron Swanson would appreciate this.

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  51. IAmRoloTomasi

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    It’s good that this niche is catered for

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  52. PelagianEmpiricist

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I love guns and I hate sand. Is this club right for me?

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  53. DrKlezdoom

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    You must love both or your not allowed in.

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  54. ollienorth19

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Sith Lords hate him!

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  55. John_Hyacinth

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Yes, we roll around it!

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  56. stenuo

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Those *&* at the beginning of the bullet points made me cringe more than the content of the flyer.

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  57. js29891

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Is this the retired marines club, or does that require crayons?

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  58. Too-Far-Frame

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    That’s my fetish!

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  59. ReedYyyy

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    To every tough side, there’s always a soft side

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  60. tree5eat

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I always wondered what happened to Axle.

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  61. Robbie-Tsunami

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  62. MBranch7

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I don’t like sand, it’s rough and corse and it gets everywhere

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  63. handolf

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Attempted to join. Was bamboozle.

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  64. XeroX501

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    It reads Gun Sand Sand Club

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  65. TheHarbingerofNeilo

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    “GUN SAND SAND DOT COM!!!”

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  66. GaryLazereys

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    What a strange and complex euphemism

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  67. hurryitup231

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Anyone else noticed that their url makes them twice as excited about sand than gun

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  68. Tom246611

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Anakin Skywalker HATES them.
    CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO LEARN WHY!!!!

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  69. Lobos1988

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    But… it gets everywhere…

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  70. AkkerKid

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Trigger safety anyone?

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  71. MmGooden

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    One is a stick that goes “crack!” and the other sticks in your crack.

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  72. MotherofSons

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    This is very specific.

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  73. Iron_Man_977

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    /r/PrequelMemes is gonna love this

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  74. SAMFARR314

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    How exactly do guns and sand go together? Maybe its a secret fetish.

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  75. SummonTheDerp

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Lightsabers and anything but sand club

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  76. TatersArePrecious

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Anakin hates this club.

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  77. MorleyDotes

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I suppose you could say that there are two types of trigger discipline. Don’t touch the trigger until you’re going to fire. Don’t let the trigger release until you’re going to fire again.

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  78. kingeryck

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Who do you think you are, /u/obviousplant or something?

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  79. UnderratedMolina

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    You like how the sand…tastes?

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  80. Grimnjir

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Looks like the “karate-chop-things-in-half” guy’s friend.

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  81. jackobeach

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    The only two things in my life that have meaning are guns and sand. The synergy between guns and sand is stronger than the bond god and his only child. If a functioning gun made out of sand were to be created I’d trade my first born child, my wife, and my neighbor’s goat to get it. I don’t know if I deserve to belong in this club, but if for some reason you decide to let me in, I will not let you or any other club member down. My blood, sweat, and tears will run through the veins of this club.

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  82. ssaammaannttthhaa

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.” r/prequelmemes

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  83. ssaammaannttthhaa

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

  84. Donaroriak

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    They give new meaning to “another one bites the dust”…

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  85. purrrvana

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I read this in Justin Roiland’s improv voice

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  86. EcoMiksi

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    That AR looks fake imo

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  87. PeculiarPete

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    But it’s so coarse and it gets everywhere…

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  88. MawabuUK

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    So how do you guys think your average gun and sand club meet up plays out?

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  89. kevin19841021

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Gun & Rose rocks!

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  90. jackkong11

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Learn more & Join

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  91. getchob

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Most likely the only group of people that get aroused by D-day footage…😬

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  92. BoomBoomLou

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    The website actually works lol. He’s holding an airsoft gun with an ACOG mounted backwards… Sign me up!

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  93. TuryScrema

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Craigslist-

    Looking for someone to J/O with sand onto some guns. Show up at my house and strip in the garage. Will provide beer and warm towels afterward. No gay stuff though. Details below.

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  94. darthmule

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Looks like they took down my flyer for the Scimitars and Tapioca Pudding club.

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  95. lucywonder

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    How it tastes?!

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  96. Anonymous

    January 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

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