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  1. SamMee514

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Just a friendly reminder that saying a post is “fake” or linking to /r/badfaketexts or /r/thathappened is against our sidebar rules WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

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  2. ghoulsmashrr

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Grandma’s a fucking champ. Number 1 wingman

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  3. Notlonganymore

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    At least grandma’s letting them know sex is an important part of dating her grandson.

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  4. thisisaname6352

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Have fun with those Jewish girls!

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  5. TrumpsHands

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Tldr:
    Grandma – grandson, i have money for you, and I’m working on getting you laid. Already told some Jewish girls about your wang. They’re in! Something Jesus forgiveness.

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  6. poutineisheaven

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    The thing that bothers me the most is that he’s got 13 messages waiting.. how can you just leave that many messages unread!?

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  7. TopitaRulo

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    *Image Transcription: It is an exchange of text messages between a Grandma and her grandson*

    **Grandma:** Hello Bryce miss andlove you so much

    I can’t Wait to see you this weekend i have money for you!
    I met these pretty Jewish girls and I told them that you are circumcised and they LOVED it-Just imagine beautiful Jewish Catholic babies it is what Jesus would have wanted-Forgiveness.

    love you miss you-Grandma

    **Grandson:** grandma WHAT

    ^^I’m a volunteer content transcriber for Reddit. [If  you’d like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)

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  8. uglyzombie

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    “…it is what Jesus would have wanted-Forgiveness.” That’s actually what got me.

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  9. NurseSarahBitch

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    “Here’s what you need to know about my grandson: He’s a man. He’s a Catholic. He has less skin on his penis than he was born with. I’m giving him money. Now, any questions or can we move ahead with the wedding ceremony?”

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  10. InternetKidsAreMean

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    I can’t wait for all the /r/gonewild girls to grow up into Wingman Grandmas.

    *I’m new to this sub, I legit thought someone hacked my Reddit account and was editing my comments /facepalm*

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  11. cstato

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    I can just imagine the Jewesses saying , ‘ wow, circumcised, that’s super awesome, ‘ in a polite tone accompanied by a nervous lilt in their voices. Poor Jewesses.

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  12. blowbird

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Source: @yunglacroix on twitter. What a lucky guy.

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  13. danielgrosfeld

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    At least she didn’t share this with a public message

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  14. elpresidente-4

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    well at least she’s not a cockblocker

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  15. Panda_Kabob

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    I don’t understand how this would ever be sensible to ever say! Even for old people. Why would anyone talk about their grandchildrens penis in any way shape or form to complete strangers?

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  16. finnknit

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    At a family Christmas gathering a few years ago, my very Catholic grandmother had some sage words for my oldest female cousin, who is married, but does not have children. My other two female cousins got normal greetings like “Nice to see you.” and “How are you?”. My oldest cousin didn’t even get a hello. She got “You should try the rhythm method. It works!”

    My cousin was laughing so hard that we couldn’t tell if she was laughing or crying. Eventually she was able to speak again and told us what our grandmother said to her.

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  17. londonhilton

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Had Grandma like this. But instead of Facebook – that was not a thing 20 years ago, she would be yelling out of the 2nd floor window to whatever friend she saw on the street. “Oh yeah, we are all at home, we all have explosive diarrhea so can’t go anywhere…”

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  18. salty_box

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    I love reading these. Both my grandmas died before texting was a “thing,” and I like to think about what sorts of odd and wonderful things they would text me about.

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  19. somebodyelsesclothes

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Hahah, as a Jew I can confirm that your grandma figured out the true nature of our religion – sending out our most mentsh women to marry Catholics and make babies for forgiveness.

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  20. Bslies

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    I hope I have grandkids someday. I want to be this woman.

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  21. crowbar2525

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Grandma noooo

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  22. idontknowhowtolisten

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    This makes me wonder, if religious film are the first people to use that tired old “god made you the way you are for a reason” argument, then why do they also feel the need to circumcise people?

    Hypocrisy much?

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  23. Zebba_Odirnapal

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Hello Rachel miss andlove you so much

    I can’t Wait to see you this weekend i have money for you!

    I met this handsome gentile boy and i told him that you’d make such a lovely couple because he’s a doctor and lives next door to us. Just imagine being able to see us any time you like. It’s what your mother would have wanted, you know…

    love you miss you-Zayde

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  24. conurbano_

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    grandma’s got bitches and money

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  25. zerogirl0

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    “Hey…. I happen to know a guy and he’s circumcised!”

    Jewish women: “No way! Tell us more!!”

    I didn’t think anyone got too excited over a little missing skin but then again I’m not Jewish, so… maybe?

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  26. Ruediger07

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    r/insanepeopleoffacebook

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  27. GambitDota

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    They LOVED it

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  28. atomicant89

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    I’m confused by the semantics of Grandma expecting Jewish women to have Catholic children.

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  29. surprisedropbears

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    “grandma WHAT *are their numbers??*”

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  30. fsfgsdfgsdfgsd

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    They LOVE how mutilated you were as a baby!

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  31. YouKnowABitJonSnow

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Let’s not pretend grandma here doesn’t want to become the shadchan of the village

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  32. SugarInMyMeatPi

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Damn I wish my nana was my wing man.

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  33. CXgamer

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    There’s a discussion here for banning male circumcision on people under 12. The Jewish community is like wtf, they’d have to abandon the religion right then and there.

    Didn’t know US Christians do it as well though.

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  34. throwawayxmasyoi

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    People still buy this shit?

    See one of these a week.

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  35. Dr_fish

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Dude, she’s giving you money and trying to get you laid, be grateful.

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  36. renotime

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    If my grandma setup a threesome for me I’d be saying THANK YOU GRANDMA

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  37. ultimate_jack

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Didn’t realize people were still being named Bryce. Cool.

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  38. 1331-46

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    eww wtf grandma?

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  39. acrediblesauce

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Unlucky to have a mutilated penis #StopGenitalMutilation

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  40. WanderingAcolyte

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Hey now, don’t be so quick to judge. Follow the lead and see where it goes

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  41. tsny

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Gram gram the wing man

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  42. GoodPandas

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

    IT’S WHAT JESUS WANTED!

    Reply

  43. Anonymous

    September 22, 2017 at 8:02 am

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