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  1. Jay911

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Looks more like you’re in the PRNDSzone.

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  2. forchuse

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    It was a perfect way to start the day; not to hot, not too cold… it was *just right.* You slowly, gently slide in your key and turn it, sparks igniting as she shudders through the small yet powerful explosions sending energy coursing through her frame. You feel the vibrations, too, and tighten your grip on the wheel, lips curling up into a sly and satisfied smile.

    You know how she moves, what she likes, how when you do that one thing with your foot her purrs turn into a thrilled growl as she claws harder at the ground beneath her.

    You drive her crazy with delight and she knows exactly what to do to get you where you desire. The connection between you, that physical poetry you look forward to every day is more of a high than anything else.

    But today… today she tries something new. She whispers it so low you can’t even hear it, but her words to you are vivid enough to form an image, one that speaks louder than anything else…

    *”Washer fluid is low……”*

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  3. havoc3d

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    An Audi cluster display without fading or dead lines?! what sorcery is this?!

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  4. Solid_Snark

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    If I ever got an AI car, I’d make it say: *”Hello, Smithers. You’re really good at turning me on.*” every time I started it.

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  5. aweinschenker

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Nice.

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  6. hops4beer

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Haha it’s the sex number and the weed number

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  7. msiekkinen

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    No one’s questioned your taking a picture of your dash while going 45 mph …

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  8. PimpMogul

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    This looks like my old 2003 Audi A4 Display

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  9. cbftw

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    And you decided to take the picture when you were driving 45MPH…

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  10. Sublimes02

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Not one 420 reference..well 1

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  11. SensibleMadness

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    It’s generally not considered wise to take pictures while driving 47 miles an hour. Maybe pull over next time.

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  12. TooShiftyForYou

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Taking pictures while you’re driving 47 mph is also a great way to fuck yourself.

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  13. TheRealFayt

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    shitty that this reckless behavior gets popular

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  14. im_not_a_grill

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    So did you do your car?

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  15. addled_mage

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    That screen was the first thing to die on my A4. I spent a while comparing the 5 working pixels to the manual any time I thought it was sending me messages.

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  16. DarksidePhotographyN

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Damn you better take it up on her offer

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  17. hdhale

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    [May or may not have been playing at the time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgee3FNiZY4)

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  18. arikv2

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    69? 420? Prnds?

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  19. JordanS89

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    B5 Audi

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  20. plopseven

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I’m not ready for a relationship; but we could be PRNDS with benefits.

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  21. zjlover

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    What kind of freaky shit is PRNDS

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  22. Assderp

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    You took this at 45km/hour, you son of a bitch.

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  23. slimbutnotshady

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    She is clearly asking for it

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  24. thxxx1337

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Your car is kind of a slut

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  25. Skuzzd711

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    That car is thirsty.

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  26. broniesnstuff

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Oh yeah, give that car the “D”!

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  27. SteroidSandwich

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

  28. funnyhandlehere

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Not sure I’m up for putting my mouth on the car’s nether regions.

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  29. ChrisChristiesFault

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    420, then 69, then she squirts!

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  30. TheMrOogieBoogieMan

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    What is the icon at the top it looks like a 16bit guy has been headshot

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  31. midnightjetta91

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Late to the party but this makes me miss my b6 Audi :/

    Reply

  32. hazbutler

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Apparently it thinks you’re a squirter too…

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  33. wong_tong

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    audi gang!

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  34. GoochMcGrundle

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    This sub really needs an option to filter out all the fucking odometers.

    OMG 80085 = 5k upvotes

    HAHA 69! 420! **Straight** to the top of Funny.

    Every. Fucking. Day.

    Brb, killing myself

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  35. Thruhiker99

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Yeesh what’s the top speed on that speedometer? Whatcha rollin’ in OP?

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  36. TheMadBlimper

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    You need to put windshield washer fluid in your Audi.

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  37. kaidenmcgreat

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    ‘04 AUDI? Nice

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  38. obxtalldude

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Best roadtrip ever!

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  39. tastyratz

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Cars aren’t the only ones that like a good oil change…

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  40. tritium_awesome

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Your car is coming on a little strong, needs to dial it back.

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  41. [deleted]

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    [deleted]

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  42. ZMan35

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    You didn’t get propositioned, you just got put in the prnd zone.

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  43. Durkza

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    That is an Audi display around 2005

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  44. ndscable

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    skeet skeet on its headlights I say

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  45. Magma151

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    What if horns are just the cars g spot and the honks are screams of pleasure?

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  46. Ser_Icehole

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I see you Audi has the same glitch as mine

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  47. Samtheripper

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    r/mildlysatisfying

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  48. xianbei

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Sploosh.

    Reply

  49. KonoKalantu

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Audi?

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  50. Qu4ttro87

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Psssst…you need washer fluid.

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  51. numbers17

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    All I could see is that it wants the D

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  52. eldergeekprime

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Pretty sure that’s just your car’s way of telling you to suck its tailpipe.

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  53. LuisSATX

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    The fluid sells it, pull over and violate that fluid basin

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  54. Wastedchildhood

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Something something… Weed reference?

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  55. Ipride362

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    It wants the D

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  56. Charybdis-

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Nice.

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  57. mrgentlenoob

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    /r/totallynotrobots

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  58. wtfdaemon

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Next thing you know it’s gonna tell you that a little Audi is on the way.

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  59. NPhoenix54

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Xx69420BL@z3IT42069xX

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  60. _murb

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    As someone who lives in Florida, I cant wait for 69 degrees, at night, in another month.

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  61. dilepton

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    underrated post

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  62. crowman006

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    O.P. If you think this is “Paradise By the Dash Board Lights” , you really need a date.

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  63. coffeeman885

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Damn, your little screen still works. That’s impressive.

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  64. Dflorfesty

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    NICE

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  65. GunnyH1GHway

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Clearly your car is high. This is an invitation to smoke a bowl and “chill”.

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  66. tossaway12341234

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I used to have an Audi with that dash. How many miles on her?

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  67. HBilicke

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Nice C5 Bro

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  68. CringeBuffet

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Cum in 69 while toking right at 420 then give her the D?
    Your car has big expectations!

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  69. BestiFunny

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I looked at the picture before the caption and assumed it had to do with 420 and 69… I hate my 12 year old self.

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  70. Cultist_O

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Can someone explain this to me?

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  71. GeorgePantsMcG

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    PRieNDS for ever?

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  72. amodude

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    nice

    Reply

  73. hrkristian

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    You took this picture while driving almost 50mph, and I feel like this is warranted…

    You piece of shit.

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  74. aimhelix

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Audi A4, B7 style?

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  75. tandy212

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    I think I see the problem, see the indicator going off their means your car’s volcano is erupting so you should probably pull into a garage to get it sorted.

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  76. dondon4720

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    At least VWs have that sensor, my 2015 civic doesn’t and it is really annoying since buy the time I realize it is empty my windshield is dirty and I need to clean it 😵

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  77. Richt3r_scale

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    2003 audi?

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  78. Ebercon

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    So be honest, did you run the wiper fluid out on purpose for the added dramatic effect?

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  79. Tmans26

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    While doing 45mph

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  80. SnapDapPap

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Nice

    Reply

  81. Odzware

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Totally wants you

    Reply

  82. pistol_polly

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Nice

    Reply

  83. PrinceAlibabah

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Hey that’s an Audi.
    The volcano/palm tree washer fluid symbols my fav.

    Reply

  84. Anonymous

    September 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

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