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  1. BoogerPresley

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    It would suck to live through that only to die from the cancer the comments here gave you.

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  2. brungo

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Heh I’ve been commissioned to make a similar short for a corporate party that was in Hawaii at the time… they rejected the first draft because it’s too [lewd.](https://i.imgur.com/HRu89lD.png)

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  3. _snackpackattack_

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Did you receive it 38 minutes after ordering?

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  4. rittersport12

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    You’re president now, mrs. underwood. You can’t joke about the safety of your constituents

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  5. lphillie

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Can confirm: is Hawaii

    Chicken photobombing

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  6. AlabamaPickleFarmer

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Kick ass comebacks in this thread OP. Way to not let these punks get you down 🙂

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  7. EQandCivfanatic

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    That’s jinxing it. She needs a shirt that says, “I survived the FIRST Hawaiian Ballistic Missile Crisis”

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  8. HologramChicken

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Not cool. My grandfather died in that crisis. Well technically it was his Diablo 3 character. But he was playing on hardcore, man. You dont come back from that.

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  9. CourtneyThurston

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Living for OP’s haircut and comments. Bless

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  10. DeepDishPi

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I survived the Alohapocalypse

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  11. Zayin-Ba-Ayin

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    What’s your back routine

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  12. artemasad

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    OP I skimmed through your replies to trolls in this post. Can I hire you or something in case someone is being mean to me and I don’t know how to verbally fight back?

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  13. HereForTOMT

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    The picture is meh. OP’s replies are golden.

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  14. mfinn999

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I don’t know why everyone here is giving you flak about your shirt, but your comments to them made me chuckle. Thanks!

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  15. howismyspelling

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Kids born on or after January 14th will never know.

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  16. Ruddism

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Damn, after OP’s roasts, I’m going to need a shirt to commemorate surviving this slaughter.

    P.S. I think its a cool shirt, if anything it preserves a little bit of history. 🙂

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  17. CaseNightmareTeal

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Hey, me too! Mostly by being in New England.

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  18. OneOfThoseJohnDoes

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

  19. Kananaskis_Country

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    You crack me up. What a GREAT attitude and killer comebacks.

    Happy New Year!

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  20. Not_5

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I think you mean “missle crisis”

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  21. Turkey_bacon_bananas

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    These comments. OP is a true hero.

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  22. okayest_man_alive

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Off topic but I really like your hair!

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  23. epiphany808

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    It was crazy how fast people got shirts printed! I went to brunch on Sunday and saw 2 different flavors of shirts while we were out lol

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  24. Whyevenbotherbeing

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    This person right here is a funny fucker, yep. A real funny fucker.

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  25. Vraxx721

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Greetings fellow Hawaii survivor. I applaud the fact you paired this with the brown pants.

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  26. wallofvoodoo

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    OP, you gotta do some standup. The way you handle hecklers would make Don Rickles proud!

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  27. alax13

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Ok so I guess Brienne and Jaime have a child together.

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  28. HomoOptimus

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Fuck! Looks like I’ve opened FB again. Oh no… I don’t have FB.

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  29. Forever_A_Shitlord

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Hey Nurse Jackie! How ya been?

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  30. DerFelix

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Hahaha. I rarely ever go look at controversial comments in a thread, but OPs comebacks really make it worth it.

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  31. Tcloud

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Your red button is a placed in a dangerous location.

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  32. Uncle_Bill

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I still have a Post Iniki Stress Syndrome (PISS) T-Shirt…

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  33. BigOldCar

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    LOL, “Do Not Press.” Awesome!

    These’ll sell a ton for the next week or two.

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  34. Ranger7381

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    There used to be a Sci-Fi Con in Toronto called Polaris.

    One year, the Hotel’s fire alarm went off at 6 AM on the Sunday of the Con.

    Turned out to be a false alarm, and everyone went back to bed. And then it went off again. And then a third time before the fire truck was even back to the station after the second time. It turned out to be an electrical fault due to some renovations that they were doing at the time.

    It being a Con, there was a button vender in the dealers room. He sold a bunch of buttons saying something like “I survived the Polaris ## Inferno… 3 times” (Sorry, I can not remember which one it was).

    And they also sold a few saying “I slept through…” for those that did not wake up to the alarm.

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  35. Tolham

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    #HawaiiStrong

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  36. hobnobbinbobthegob

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    *Never forget…*

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  37. SemesterAtSeaking

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Where did you get this t shirt? I’m still on Maui for a few more days and I’d love to get one myself!

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  38. retinascan

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    never forget!

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  39. sparklybeast

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Just don’t be wearing this when the actual missile strikes…

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  40. itsyaboiichris

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    great

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  41. lizardclaw11

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    It’s fun because that’s my birthday!

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  42. hey_dougz0r

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I hope she’s still wearing it *after* the nuclear war.

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  43. xxxibabigbangfan

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Awesome shirt OP!

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  44. shibazz

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Thoughts and prayers

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  45. KrYbLuEr

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Did anyone not survive it?

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  46. MadeToGlorify

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I think i found Sarah Conner

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  47. Derpazor1

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Well, it ain’t wrong.

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  48. tht333

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

     What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

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  49. GabyCakes420

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Damn! OP fierce! Love the shirt!

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  50. BlahBlahBlah_smart

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Reddit doesn’t deserve your wit 👍🏾

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  51. IneffibleGiraffe

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    And to think, we’ve only just stepped out from the spectre of the Bowling Green Massacre… Never forget!

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  52. howhardcoulditB

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I bet OP works for the store where you can buy these

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  53. timndime

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Somebody order Ryan Hawaii 10 of these

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  54. dkyguy1995

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    It’s like the new Bowling Green massacre

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  55. zephyer19

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    That didn’t take long.

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  56. beeru5

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    YYEEEEESSSS I LOVE THIS SHIRT, nice post cracked me up lol

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  57. hsm4ever11

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I survived the Hawaiian ballistic missile crisis…for now

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  58. DrawingTheMadness

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Me too, high five! I was in Europe though.

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  59. giogh

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    She wanted to buy another t-shirt but after payment she realized she clicked PACOM (CWD) checkout cart.

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  60. Evilmaze

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    That was quick.

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  61. mitchtheman72

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I survived the Michigan Metreor. ( but it was really a ufo) ET is in my basement

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  62. Charchris

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    i like it

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  63. EvanTheNewbie

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I remember when there was supposed to be a big tsunami hitting Oahu but it fizzled out and they sold shirts like this a few days later.

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  64. clik_clak

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    “Do Not Press”

    Well you’re no fun at parties.

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  65. Halo77

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    People that thought this was a real warning and not a test probably don’t keep up with current news regarding North Korea. Point one: They dropped a missile on one of their own cities in a failed test. Point two: They were in talks with South Korea for participating in the upcoming Winter Olympic games.

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  66. Fiiresong

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    And all I got was this crappy t-shirt

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  67. davevine

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I did too! In Utah.

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  68. TyneyTymey

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    You’ve got a really big button! Yuge!

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  69. DesastreUrbano

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I can’t wait to see the dad joke at that home if that’s a mom joke t-shirt

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  70. richardjc

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Where’d you get this? My parents were on vacation in Hawaii when this happened and I’d love to get it for them!

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  71. RoToR71

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Whoever made this belongs on r/prematurecelebration

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  72. theyreallinonit

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    thank the guy who left his password on a sticky note

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  73. CorndogFiddlesticks

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I can’t wait to hear the stories told to our grandchildren about the HBMC.

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  74. chuchu26

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    A similar version on amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0794RN4PB

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  75. richardec

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Bay Of Poi

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  76. Time_Remnant

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Damn, you got one for the Hawaiian missile, but where are the Bowling Green Massacre shirts I’ve been asking for?

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  77. virginiadicky

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    OP, I won’t fault your looks. I think you look like a fit attractive woman, but that’s neither here nor there. And notice most of the people commenting on them don’t have the nuts to show what they look like online.

    But I’m wondering, did you live in Hawaii during the 9/11 attacks? I was stationed in Kaneohe and remember even though it was a very emotional experience that there was a certain sense of “that would never happen here,” forgetting that sixty years prior it HAD happened. We just were like “well looks like we are going to war!” I’m curious if you felt like “holy crap, this is our 9/11,” when it happened.

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  78. [deleted]

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

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  79. DjEDL

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

  80. 0St1ggy0

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    5 people didnt

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  81. LGM23NY

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    thoughts and prayers go out to all victims

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  82. galactoos

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    .#metoo

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  83. decaturbadass

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    r/toosoon

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  84. apennismightier

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Billy Zabka?

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  85. werwhtwepretendtob

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Nice pants

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  86. MichaelBolton23

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Now if only Nagasaki and Hiroshima could’ve printed shirts like that.

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  87. Brawl___Stars

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Wow! They spelled missile right

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  88. _M0rgasm_

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Can I press the button on the front of your shirt? Giggity

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  89. redrider134

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Someone made “I survived Oroville dam 2017” shirts last year after the spillway collapsed and almost flooded everything, I regret not buying one.

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  90. Anonymous

    January 20, 2018 at 4:26 pm

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