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  1. MiMoJaMo

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Google’s always there with practical advice

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  2. Pcatalan

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    If a girl could lift me , I’d .marry her. She’d be strong like ox.

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  3. nomel_emil

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    I asked this and my responses were flipped for girls and guys. Must be because of the gender of the asker

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  4. losotr

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    That’s why i like google better, less Siri ousness.

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  5. skyler_on_the_moon

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Gives “Attractions nearby” a different meaning.

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  6. Carpetball

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    I lifted from the knees, but he just fell backwards onto his head. any other tips?

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  7. KookieMonsta123

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    A man once asked: “What’s better, bing or google?”

    I told him to google it.

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  8. Finolia

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Am I the only one who wants to know what they said to get Google Assistant to say ‘Whoopsie doo’ and admit it’s lonely?

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  9. a_RandomSquirrel

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    “attractions nearby” 🤔

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  10. blanklooksback

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Avoid injury, sound advice

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  11. SmoothPancakes

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    [As a guy, I feel like Google’s trying to tell me something.](https://i.imgur.com/xmsAv07.png)

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  12. krankkinder12

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    [Google is a Siri fangirl](http://imgur.com/tQYOYAw.jpg)

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  13. ronysgames

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    I’m in band this advice is bullshit.

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  14. arturgad

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Totally wrong. You should bend over, pause for a moment at the lowest point and then lift up. Guaranteed to attract attention from any male around.

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  15. StaplerLivesMatter

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    So…there’s just some people at Google who write these, right?

    Like, as with Siri, you can tell the difference between pre-written responses and responses that are basically reciting Google search results.

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  16. briska06

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Thought I was in r/bisexual for a minute

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  17. TheAceOverKings

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    > with your knees

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  18. dexterrmorgan

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Whoopsie doo!

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  19. Beltox2pointO

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Lift with your knees = do squats?

    Guess that works.

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  20. faithle55

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    That’s the wrong answer.

    “How do I pick up guys?” *Show up.*

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  21. iansmart

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

    I tried this and it didn’t work 🙁

    I mean getting that response, not picking up girls. Lol

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  22. Anonymous

    January 29, 2018 at 12:33 am

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