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  1. cptho

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is the same schedule for eating on cruise ships.

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  2. superagro

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is also the eating schedule of a bodybuilder

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  3. JK_Goldin

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    I’m a Hobbit O.o

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  4. MarvinLazer

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Are there high-priced elevenses places in Hobbiton where all the rich Hobbit ladies go to drink mimosas and bitch about their marriages?

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  5. RamsesThePigeon

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Oh, for… this isn’t accurate at all!

    How in the name of Eru could they forget brunch?!

    How could they forget the before-bed snack?!

    *How could they forget the late-night nibble?!*

    Clearly, Google wants us to starve!

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  6. Kaa_The_Snake

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Well crap. Been wondering why I’ve been growing so much toe hair.

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  7. Akavinceblack

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Apparently powerlifters are all Hobbits.

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  8. Formerly_Rage0015

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    TIL I’m a hobbit

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  9. cyainanotherlifebro

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    You expect me to believe of village of stoners is up by 7 am? Fuck outta here please.

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  10. Face66

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    And smoking pipeweed in between every meal

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  11. ScrubNerd

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Legitimately apart from 2nd breakfast this is basically British meals from a few generations ago. Whenever I go seen my nan (85 now) in Cornwall we have:

    •Breakfast – 8am – toast/cereal

    •Elevenses – 11am – tea and light snack

    •Lunch – 1pm – sandwich or something similarly light

    •Afternoon tea – 3pm – tea and biscuits

    •Dinner – 6pm – whatever was agreed before

    •Supper – 9pm- tea and a snack if you want

    Always put a load of weight on whenever I go down there for a few days or more.

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  12. blue_talia

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    I’m pregnant and this is similar to my eating schedule!

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  13. cseymour24

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    What if Elevenses happen twice a day?

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  14. aerial11

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    How the fuck do they get anything done if they’re eating all the time?

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  15. Dangerous_With_Rocks

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    *Second breakfast *

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  16. YourOutdoorGuide

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    From a biological perspective, this actually makes sense. Small animals have to eat a higher percentage of their body weight to maintain their metabolisms.

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  17. yuhju

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is pretty much Spain.

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  18. afaintsmellofcurry

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    I mean, who else was I going to ask?

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  19. Lets_Call_It_Wit

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    As a pregnant lady, this just looks like a normal day.

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  20. sexyUnderwriter

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    I actually eat this way, except for the last meal. It’s actually a great way to have constant blood sugar and to counteract the effect of a low energy cycle. Typical day is milk and oatmeal at 7, small cup yogurt at 9, banana at 11, run/gym, sandwich or left overs for lunch, apple or veg at 3pm, dinner at 7pm.

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  21. DeepDishPi

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Morning Dump: 4:30am – 6:55am

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  22. starwarsmemequeen

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is actually my eating schedule thanks for calling me a hobbit

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  23. TexasTornad0

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Seems like the best way to eat several small meals instead of a few bigs ones :/

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  24. Binsky89

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is what it feels like when you’re trying to bulk. I have to eat 3500 calories a day (healthy foods only) and I hate it.

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  25. CardboardCyborg

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Wow, google brings up the first search result from quora.com, insane…

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  26. IamN0TFun

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    If you eat small portions, this is actually a much healthier way to eat than the three a day or.

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  27. mingilator

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Seems like a perfectly reasonable series of meals

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  28. DreadedWheats

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Man, that means I have to be up at like 650 the latest? No thanks

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  29. aragog-acromantula

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This was my schedule when I was pregnant. My stomach was so squished by the baby that I could barely eat so had to have frequent snacks instead.

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  30. Security_Man2k

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This was how my nan planned her meals.

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  31. gamerj9212

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Change supper to desert and tea to coffee and that’s pretty much my day

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  32. specklemouse

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    That’s looking pretty civilized.

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  33. Billionairez

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    It’s those long waits between afternoon tea, dinner, and supper that always get me. I have to have a snack in between.

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  34. southernbelleteach

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Omg….. I’m a hobbit.

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  35. dnteatyellwsnw

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    That’s how they eat in Argentina

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  36. ninjamiguel74

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Here I thought supper was dinner?

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  37. Mutantdylan

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    3 hours between tea and dinner? Too long.

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  38. wengelite

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Amateurs, missed all the snack times.

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  39. pookie22e

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is already how I eat.

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  40. takatakatakatak

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    I like to imagine the disproportionate size of a hobbit’s daily constitutional. Like Bilbo standing next to a 4 foot tower of dookie smoking his pipe with a look of absolute pride.

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  41. Digital_loop

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    I typically have:

    Breakfast
    Brunch
    Lunch
    Lupper
    Supper
    Dinner

    Optional dessert

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  42. DigitalFadez

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Does this mean that the rock is a hobbit? He also eats 7 meals a day…

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  43. Esjay600

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    153 comments, and noone mentioned that the prologue of The Fellowship of the Ring states “six meals a day (when they can get them).”

    I see seven meals listed.

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  44. ScamallDorcha

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is actually a healthier schedule provided portions are much smaller than normal.

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  45. Nosiege

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    TIL I eat like a hobbit

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  46. UnknownFear

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Does it bother anyone else that “7am” and “3pm” aren’t separated and the rest of the times are, or am I the only one?

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  47. drunkymcstonedface

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Guess im a hobbit then

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  48. cuteman

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    When you put it like that it seems downright reasonable.

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  49. comehomedarling

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    TIL I’m a hobbit

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  50. bondimongoloid

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    You mean Asians right?

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  51. Elielmau

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    In Chile we have something called “once”, eleven in Spanish. It’s around 5 PM and you have a light dinner.

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  52. Caric12

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Don’t forget lunches 1-5

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  53. mattks1742

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    My wife is eating nachos and cheese in bed. I let her know it was supper.

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  54. LT_Bait

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    My daily diet, staying in calorie surplus almost always, eating is a job for me, but your body is everything to living a long life so treat it well with good food an plenty of exercise an rest!

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  55. SmileYouGotKyle

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    TIL Kim Kardashian eats 7 meals a day.

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  56. AlexWheeldon

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Or just me on a normal work day

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  57. dannydude6

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    If you eat small amounts at each that’s actually a great way to lose weight

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  58. Pparadela

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    This is very much like the schedule my nutritionist gave me.

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  59. figmentswinter

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Id almost be willing to bet that if the portion sizes were adjusted that this would be more healthy than 3 meals a day

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  60. Danigirl_03

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Also known as a toddler or teenager feeding schedule!

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  61. Chronicmatt

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Aren’t elevenses a break that were given to american factory workers so the could satisfy their need for liquor? This is second hand knowledge so it could be completely false. I remember my brother saying he read about it in a book titled the omnivores dilemma.

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  62. Anonymous

    April 22, 2018 at 2:59 am

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