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  1. MaestroPendejo

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    If I read that, I’d give him a bucket of fries. Call it a “Fuck it Bucket”.

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  2. resolute325

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I’d bury this fucker in fries. Buy em myself if I had to!

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  3. keengt

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Raw honesty in the form of grub hub. Who would have thought?

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  4. Erratic_Professional

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    They say nobody ‘needs’ fries. I think we found the exception to the rule.

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  5. oo0Hattrick0oo

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    God I miss primanti brothers.

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  6. BewarethePendingDoom

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a frier.

    -Mark Twain

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  7. backandforthagain

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

  8. Burgher_NY

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    That story comes with the price of “on the House” if you came to my bar. I’ll even see if I can find y’all some fuckin chili for those fries, my man.

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  9. Crybe

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I hope he gets a bag dedicated to just fries. More fries than he can handle.

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  10. DrWholigan

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Morgantown shows up on reddit twice this week. Wtf is going on here??

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  11. 3457696794657842546

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I had this happen for me at a wawa once, didn’t ask for it though. My gf had been sleeping with another dude and left me when I finally found out. Girl at the counter asked me what was wrong so I told her, and she gave me an extra cup of mac and cheese for free. She was awesome.

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  12. MilwauKyle

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    For $6.99 I’d expect to be buried with fries anyway.

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  13. stinkfoot63

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Time fries when you’re having funk.

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  14. LostgirlWV

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Morgantown, WV?

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  15. brentfield

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Morgantown for the win!

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  16. Din135

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Keep it classy morgantown! Haha

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  17. Occams_ElectricRazor

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    At Ruby? Is this in Morgantown?

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  18. SizzurpSippuh

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    For $6.99, you’d better be getting at least a gallon of fries

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  19. geobioguy

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Did anyone else notice that he’s not talking about his girlfriend, she’s just someone he likes?

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  20. GiveHerDPS

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Primatis is bomb

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  21. edman209

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Did he get his fries?

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  22. Tea_gee

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I tried to clean your phone screen thinking it was mine that was dirty.

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  23. Wildeyewilly

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    The dinging noise that thing makes when an order comes in still haunts my dreams. Its been a year since i last worked in a restaurant with delivery.

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  24. SuedAttorney

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    /r/FunnyandSad

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  25. Givemebackmyeyeholes

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Looks like Morgantown Primanti Bros.

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  26. linkns_86

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Ruby Memorial. Welcome to WV. This was probably from the one across from Krogers.

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  27. The_Axem_Ranger

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Give him a double order of the largest size you can, and put it on my card.

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  28. syty

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    When drama from my hometown shows up on Reddit. Lol.

    I’m pretty sure I know the girl he’s talking about, she’s always after the rotating door of security guards

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  29. DrWholigan

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Someone posted the sign outside the blue parrot on the mile ground. It said something along the lines of “congratulations graduates, welcome to real life, apply within”

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  30. tubadude2

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Good old Morgantown.

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  31. meemeebozip

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I thought I was on r/Pittsburgh for a second and was going to say “Wait, we like Primanti’s now?” It’s so-so sandwiches, more of a tourist trap really.

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  32. TheLuo

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    /r/pittsburgh

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  33. KeystrokeCowboy

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    11$ for a sandwich and 7$ for fries. That seems very high.

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  34. DonMcCauley

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Sorry to be “that guy” but binge drinking and eating crappy fried food will only make you feel worse.

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  35. KingOfWickerPeople

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    “hey there, fryman” -Carl

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  36. BAKjustAthought

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Not funny so much as sad 😢

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  37. doobtacular

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    18.92 total for two items. So jealous of food prices in the US.

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  38. t0shki

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    $10 for a Sandwich? $7 fries … wtf. In my country it’s usually half of that. Fries start around 1.50. Get over here and knock yourself out. haha

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  39. Anonymous

    May 21, 2018 at 1:14 pm

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