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  1. cyber_rigger

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Crap, and all of this time I’ve been using a lawyer on a toilet.

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  2. 99hoglagoons

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Random fact about that shot from original movie. They wanted perfect ripples of water in that glass but could just not find a way to do it. Until they came up with clever solution. They placed the glass on acoustic guitar and played different notes until they found one that created the purest effect of water perfectly clashing in the middle.

    Shape of that counter kinda looks like an acoustic guitar.

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  3. Radioactive-235

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I miss the days of Jurassic Park. I still want to find a goddamn raptor claw.

    When a movie is so good it doesn’t need to be advertised. The consumer spreads the word.

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  4. lazyassdog

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    That took me a minute.

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  5. Bustyturtlelover

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    But what if they’re tiny dinosaurs?

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  6. rotato

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Can anyone explain please?

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  7. meistermichi

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Not so genius anymore when you get eaten by Compys.

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  8. bourbon_bottles

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Well, if my anus clenches up, you don’t even need that. Especially the spitting one that killed Newman.

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  9. greyingjay

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    It’s hard to believe the movie came out in 1993.

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  10. do-call-me-papi

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    You do know it’s contaminated right? Perfect for tossing on the aliens from *Signs*

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  11. WK--ONE

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Ah Ah Ahhh… You forgot to say the magic word!

    I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

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  12. JohnLockeN7

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Your Mom detector.

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  13. Qu33N2

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I don’t get it 😂

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  14. Hockeypotato37

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Where’s the goat??

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  15. Beasty_Glanglemutton

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Yeah dude, that is unmitigated genius.

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  16. LetsDIY

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    How old is this post? How old is reddit?

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  17. Hypohamish

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    > DInOSaur DeTeCTOR

    How can someone write like this?!

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  18. jakeyjake1990

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    This might just be the push I need to unsub

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  19. thethreadkiller

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    It only took the T-tex a day to figure out how to walk lightly enough to enter a building and sneak up on folks.

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  20. BUTTHOLE_TALKS_SHIT

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    False alarm, everyone. It’s just OP’s mom.

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  21. cssonawala

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Brb, Stealing this joke

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  22. wireyladd

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Correction: Large Dinosaur Detector.

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  23. v78

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Draw a scale and you get an earthquake measure.

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  24. Ryorn

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    GGX Streaming Detector.

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  25. derps-a-lot

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Missed a real opportunity to title this post “Clever”.

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  26. menshawy8

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Inspired by this song https://youtu.be/_4zeNNSManE

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  27. Jconn2292

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I understand the reference but how in any way is this funny?

    Is the entire joke just “Remember Jurassic Park?”

    Why is this getting upvoted?

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  28. Mpf06002

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Clever girl…

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  29. Sweetbobolovin

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Unfortunately, it’s a Sweetbobolovin detector as well ;(

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  30. PizzaWaffleDonuts

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    That’s some nice handwriting

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  31. Temporel

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    funny here in NJ its a Chris Christie detector…

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  32. Scribs1665

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I work as a technical advisor for a company that makes tile adhesives. When some one rings me to ask if their floor is suitable to tile one of the things i will ask them to do is the jurassic park test.

    I ask them to fill a glass of water to the brim and put it on the floor. They then have to stomp and jump around it, pretending to be a t-rex. If none of the water is spilt then the floor is rigid enough to tile.

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  33. dezstern

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Or engines detector for Whovians.

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  34. finerwhine

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    What a joke of a reference.

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  35. CSKING444

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    My parrot is a dinosaur…technically

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  36. makers03

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Or “Fat Boss Detector”

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  37. BizmasterStudios

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Second Stargate detector

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  38. bZergh

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    First word has first letter uppercase and rest lowercase, second word has first letter uppercase but also rest lowercase but its significantly smaller. What the hell OP.

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  39. FatQuack

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Also detects very heavy people

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  40. xMoac

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    That awkward moment when you fat boss or coworker comes by and you both look down and notice the water ripples…nothing is said but you both know.

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  41. TacoMeatFromHell

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Hopefully it is placed next to a Unix system.

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  42. potatan

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Watching the letters go from upper to lower to upper case is like being on an orthographical roller coaster

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  43. futura-bold

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Unlike throwing tiny pieces of paper out of a bus window to keep dinosaurs away which will never fail to work correctly, the OP’s detector can give a false result if somebody kicks the table.

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  44. unfinishe_

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Yo mama so far, she sets off my dinosaur detector

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  45. chickenfloge

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Hahaha Jurassic Park!

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  46. lalaloopsyloo

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Iconic.

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  47. FalseMirage

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Very stable.

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  48. zer0_badass

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Simple yet effective.

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  49. kacelano

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I can’t believe you guys are upvoting a plastic cup of water and a piece of paper

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  50. ItsDarts

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    How do you know it’s not broken?

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  51. zezuai

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    What about flying ones tho? #Genius

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  52. Kindofsickofyou

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Gets picked off by a pterodactyl

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  53. jonoghue

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    could also be an iceburg detector

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  54. Cardinal06

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I’ll never forget seeing that shot for the first time as a child. I wasn’t quite old enough to know what to make of it. I just felt an overwhelming sense of dread and horror.

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  55. metronegro

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    An earthquake detector in 1

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  56. sean_the_prawn

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Sifting through the comments to ‘get’ the joke is worse than the walk of shame

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  57. GroovingPict

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Youre calling yourself a genius?

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  58. Blunt_Machette

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Protip: carry a bottle of water of water wherever you go, it not only quenches your thirst but also tell if there there are any dinosaurs around!

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  59. PacoTreez

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I don’t get the joke here.

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  60. emotionalgeeko

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    i dont get the joke
    -_-

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  61. Got5BeesForAQuarter

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    It can also detect facehuggers.

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  62. totcczar

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Genius, but not as cool as this [Jesus detector](https://imgur.com/YLiO8TO).

    Reply

  63. 7Hielke

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    r/outoftheloop

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  64. Xelium23

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    It must be triggered pretty often by the fat ladies in your office.

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  65. Jenko_85

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I’m more impressed by the handwriting.

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  66. codyh02

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    You can also use a clumsy fat computer geek in a rain coat for smaller dinosaurs that actually won’t register on this detector

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  67. nick_pl

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I don’t… I don’t… I think don’t get it guys

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  68. akav0id

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    The random mix of upper and lower case letters is vexing enough for me to stamp and trigger this

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  69. catchin_predators

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    30 year old vagina simulator

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  70. Anonymous

    January 21, 2018 at 5:39 pm

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