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  1. DCmusician

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    C-3PO’s mustang.

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  2. WhosUrBuddiee

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Definitely not a drug dealers cars. Any self respecting drug dealer would get rims before ever doing a wrap.

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  3. _snackpackattack_

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Or he plays a lot of GTA V.

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  4. aBlatantAsshole

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Or an 18y.o. Saudi going to school in the states

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  5. postedUpOnTheBlock

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Nah, that’s an E-2 in the Army. Just got out of basic three weeks ago and got married two weeks ago.

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  6. bdforsale

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    How is this on the front page yet no one has commented on the absolutely insane angle of that wing. That’s a damn airbrake, not a spoiler.

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  7. SIM0NEY

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Nah, he’s just won 10,000 online races.

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  8. the-silent-man

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That’s just your resident Persian.

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  9. RyPhi

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I want to pull that car over and I’m not even a cop

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  10. THcB

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    C3PO doing well these days.

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  11. thxxx1337

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Nice goldsmobile

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  12. pulpSC

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Definitely not a dope boy’s car . Probably just a douche bag’s.

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  13. squarecorners

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Through one of my old law firms, I had to minimally interact with a large-scale narcotics trafficker who worked with one of the partners (I was in a different department). One time I walked in on the partner being paid about $30-45k in clean, crisp notes and quickly closed the door. Luckily the partner never brought it up, and neither did I.

    This was about 7 years ago, but the drug trafficker drove a ~1984 Nissan hatchback that was full of garbage bags of presumably clothing. He also dressed awfully and never shaved. If you saw him driving down the street he would look like a homeless guy who lived in his car… and not realize that he had the average American’s annual salary in the pockets of his shitty jeans.

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  14. febreezing_hobos

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Or he could be Arab..

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  15. mrchuckles5

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Adds 25 hp.

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  16. D3adkl0wn

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Fucking pre-order bonuses..

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  17. p1um5mu991er

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    look

    at

    me

    *please?*

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  18. bak3dajb

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    You unlock this after
    You’ve run over 10,000 pedestrians

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  19. gokusotherson

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Wonder what temp the surface of that car reaches

    Probably hotter then a set of twin babies
    In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
    When the temp goes up to the mid-80s

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  20. cadtek

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    No you just found their car.

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  21. TheDeptofTim

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Ricky Bobby: I’m also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like… Like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, “hey, what’s up guys? Want some crack?”

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  22. JojenCopyPaste

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That’s just sculpted out of snow

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  23. marfaxa

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    justin bieber

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  24. Downvote_me_dumbass

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Chico?

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  25. THE_GR8_MIKE

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Didn’t that GTR that was posted two days ago have the same exact dumbass gold wrap? Seeing as I said it looked like a 12 year old did it and made all these people fly off the wall.

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  26. RockL33

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That car looks straight out of GTA

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  27. Hoppy_Beer_Farts

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Ecoboost Mustang(or V6) with universal ARP spoiler and horrible golden wrap with plastidip wheels… Business must not be that good right now.

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  28. stringdreamer

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Good god that is hideous!

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  29. Vynlamor

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Dudes living GTA Online.

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  30. Welsh_Pirate

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Is the license plate “00MOGAR”?

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  31. paleo2002

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Tinted windshields are illegal by me. So whenever we see a car that has them, we play the fun guessing game: “Drug Dealer or Cop?”

    Tinted windshield and . . .

    Dark color Charger? Cop.

    Cadillac, Mercedes, BMW? Drug Dealer.

    Car with other aftermarket mods? Drug Dealer.

    SUV with other aftermarket mods? Cop’s personal vehicle.

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  32. Klin24

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Weed dealer in the same town I live posted pics flashing his cash and weed stash in his house on FB. Robbers went into his house through the front door and shot him dead just before new years.

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  33. WreckerCrew

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Of GTAO fan.

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  34. SamuelLSwayze

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I think he was using Silk Road a few years back and recently remembered he still had 20 bitcoins.

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  35. helpmedoresearch666

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    More likely your local YouTube

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  36. AK47Dragon

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    This looks like it should be in “Gucci Gang II”.

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  37. sunnydandthebeard

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That is incredible, reminds me of one my favorite hot wheels!!

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  38. Engineer1822

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Stupid NEW drug dealer.

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  39. therealchungis

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Why do people think drug dealers have nice cars? I’ve never met a drug dealer that didn’t drive a total price of shit and live in a total shithole.

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  40. Lardzor

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I think most dealers just settle for a gold grill.

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  41. boomstickjonny

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    In my hood this means rich Asian kid.

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  42. cactushuman

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Was this taken in Chico? There’s a car driving around that looks exactly like that!

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  43. NeedMoneyForVagina

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    *truth*

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  44. JohnnyJacker

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Back in the day my cousin lived in this place called King Richard Apartments. Ghetto AF. There was this dude that sold dope he had a bright red Viper sitting out in front of his $400 month studio apartment. If that isn’t obvious tho

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  45. sangai

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    In az, it’s typically Chinese our Arabic transfer students here for school when I see chromed or vehicles

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  46. TiscaBomid

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    r/shitty_car_mods

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  47. Random-Miser

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Those car wraps are surprisingly cheap.

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  48. foshouken

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    He bought bitcoin in 2011

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  49. Casual_Zeus

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I bet he has a giant penis.

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  50. savvyxxl

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    what an ugly fucking spoiler

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  51. NowFreeToMaim

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Stock mustang and a less than 3000$ wrap…. 20k tops.

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  52. nesrovlahb

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    or Pimp

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  53. arthurjeremypearson

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I used to own a solid gold rocketcar, too.

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  54. eraserturds

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Is this in the lower mainland? I’m pretty certain I’ve seen this car here.

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  55. wubaluba_dubdub

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That’s in Bristol that is.

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  56. Chained2daDesk

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I been wondering where Trinidad James at

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  57. Yeoldedirtfoot

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    I’m almost certain this dude lives in San Diego. I’ve seen it four or five times downtown.

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  58. sgtaemon

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Tampa by any chance?

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  59. krabbobabble

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Nope

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  60. BlindPaintByNumbers

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    How is this not illegal? It would literally be blinding to other drivers at the right times of day.

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  61. A-Zizzle

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Those must be really good drugs.

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  62. JeromeFault

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    You have to prestige to get this skin.

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  63. CtrlAltDamnit

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    /r/ATBGE

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  64. drugsarebadmky

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    or found out where the saudi kings nephew lives.

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  65. Gliese581-c

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Nah, you found the snitch

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  66. dhoffnun

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Drug dealer, or Feller’s Sign Supply rep

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  67. Bid325

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Is this in RVA? Pretty sure a Saudi prince drives one around there

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  68. fear_these

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Just found a drug dealer I am never talking to.

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  69. Kevin69138

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Vinyl Wrap my friend. 300 bucks

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  70. WorbianBrownia

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    You can buy smack but you can’t buy class.

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  71. BusyboxBandit

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    GTA IRL

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  72. bed-stain

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That spoiler has so much angle it might as well be a whale tail

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  73. palecrepegold

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Is this he cul de sac from Training Day?

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  74. etherealembryo

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Pharmaceutical rep?

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  75. Lifeinthebuslanee

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Hey officer…. why did you stop me ?

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  76. cheshirepig

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Nice! Introduce me?

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  77. neoaikon

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Well well well, look who got the limited platinum collectors edition of Real Life

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  78. RockD79

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Bling! Bling!

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  79. goonts_tv

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    or AZN international student

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  80. bodmodman333

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Id have that bitch scraping pavement with gold letters on the back window that say GOLDEN GUN and vanity tags that say ODDJOB

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  81. Charchris

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    i want this car

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  82. definitly-not-gay

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That’s it cost to do that to a car?!?

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  83. griffith12

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Are we in Dubai?

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  84. MelsWhitePubes

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    After playing GTA Online a lot, whenever I saw a modded vehicle I’d automatically think “that’s a players personal vehicle.”

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  85. xTye

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    TIL that having a nice car means you’re a drug dealer.

    That’s some really bad logic there..

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  86. knightofdight

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    The driver’s name is without a doubt either Ahmed or Chad.

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  87. ThePixeljunky

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Never sample the product

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  88. froggymcfrogface

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Why, because he/she is driving a shitty car?

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  89. similar_observation

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    That thing must get great gas mileage, being able to ride eternal and such

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  90. Anonymous

    January 19, 2018 at 6:15 pm

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