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  1. wultz1

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    The whole time I’m thinking how the hell are they just chilling next to this gigantor bird not even looking at it. Then I saw the terror on dudes face…

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  2. herpderpherpderp

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Suggested headline:

    “Couple think they’re having a cheap picnic and end up with an enormous bill.”

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  3. DesignDerpette

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Pelicans are that big?!

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  4. mitchsn

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Situational Awareness level 0

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  5. Shippoyasha

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    What a gentleman/lady of a bird. It made its presence felt, but it did not intrude.

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  6. HopeSandoval

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    If you like big birds check out /r/BigBirdGifs!

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  7. DoctorWH0877

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Is that dude a vice cop in Miami?

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  8. ThatOneGuyfromMN25

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    “Oh Jesus Christ” -guy

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  9. combolinguo

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    This is St. James’s Park in London.

    The first time I went there, we had just come from Regent’s Park which has lots of exotic ducks. St. James’s Park only had normal ducs. I looked at the water and said I was disappointed the water birds weren’t more exotic.

    My wife then pointed out the giant pelican on the path in front of us.

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  10. amoeba3

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I’m more surprised they didn’t get surprised by/even acknowledge the person on camera just standing there the whole time.

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  11. blumagic

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    These the type of people to block the whole isle in the grocery store

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  12. Flick-P

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    The way it looks at them like
    “If you incompetent fools don’t give me some cheese right now, I will destroy you”

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  13. SynthPrax

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    OMG. No peripheral vision.

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  14. marsglow

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I bet his mouth can hold more than his bellican.

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  15. kijib

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    dinosaurs

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  16. SanFrancisco_69ers

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    How the fuck do you not notice a pelican the size of a small car right next to you for that long

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  17. LoverOfPricklyPear

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I see pelicans and instantly think of their lack of nostrils. If you work on them, you have to hold their beak closed with one of your fingers in between to let them breathe.

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  18. Ridavv

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Its plotting a murder

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  19. d-slam

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I like Big Birds and I can not lie.

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  20. designgrl

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I can’t stop watching.

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  21. RedSquirrelFtw

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Woah that thing is huge. Seen pictures of those before but never close to people to get a real idea of scale.

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  22. baronoffeces

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    What the fuck is that guy wearing?

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  23. mdni007

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    it’s judging your fashion sense

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  24. Colt45and2BigBags

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    When you go out to eat with friends but forget your wallet.

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  25. Klin24

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    They’d be dead had that been a swan.

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  26. The_Pelican1245

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Majestic creatures when you really look at them.

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  27. BrendanUSA

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
    His beak can hold more than his belly can.
    He can hold in his beak
    Enough food for a week!
    But I’ll be darned if I know how the hellican?

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  28. Coach_Brett

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    “Who is this turd in pink shorts my future baby-momma is hangin’ wit?”

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  29. mkb77

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I thought that dude was an old lady until he turned.

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  30. strikes5000

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    “Holy crap, we’re being filmed!”

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  31. WittyUsernameSA

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

  32. hashcrypt

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    So am I wrong in thinking that this dinosaur bird thing could bird a man through has chest using that giant tooth on its head?

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  33. YeahSureRightBill

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Man Card. Now.

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  34. MiamiFootball

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    yea I’ve been meaning to check out The Mick

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  35. shakm

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Love the birds’ manners btw. Avoids starring too long, patiently waits for his turn.

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  36. CasaDev

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I’m guessing this is St Jame’s Park in London, where there are about 40 resident pelicans:

    https://www.royalparks.org.uk/parks/st-jamess-park/things-to-see-and-do/wildlife/pelicans

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  37. greasyhands

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Not only do they not notice the pelican, but they don’t notice a person standing pretty close and obviously filming in their direction.

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  38. TheCanadianGameBoy

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I think the burb was just admiring that man’s unique colour scheme

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  39. inspector_who

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Ladies please note the guy in pink shorts will never protect you from anything “scary”

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  40. ItsBobFromLumbridge

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    That was a weird gif for me. At first I thought the guy was like 40+ years old, then when he turned I just had to do a double check

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  41. Badaajoshi

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    That pelican likes chow mein

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  42. reddithauck

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    His reaction was interesting.

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  43. Azwethinkweist

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    “A succulent Chinese meal?!”

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  44. mamaluigi1933

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    The bird really likes the woman and is making sure that the male human does not try to mate with his future mate

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  45. gamansurova

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    do you know your friend might be gay?

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  46. BrokenMusicB0x

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    the funniest thing is that the guy gets more scared then the girl

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  47. mitch-bittens

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    “Holy crap”

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  48. zoeypayne

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    That’s a Wok to Walk container, I love that place.

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  49. PandaLeagueIGG

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    How deadly is that “beak?”

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  50. jspliff1

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Me when I want to talk to someone yet don’t know how to say I’m standing there

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  51. sum_dude

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

  52. k1ck4ss

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    His pink panties attracted the pelican end boss

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  53. TheBawlrus

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I hope those giant bastards don’t have the temperament of geese. Eh, of course not. If they did we would be calling them Sir and staying in our homes washing the fear shit out of our underwear.

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  54. thesocksbuddy

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Tweety with a katana.

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  55. SlappyJ03

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    It looks like a kid who’s waiting to ask their parents something.

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  56. DiestoPC

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I was hella creeeped out when that bird turned his head slowly x~x

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  57. NoJumprr

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I need to see the full video where he strolls on up

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  58. hypnos_surf

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    The pelican looks so polite for a bird around people with food.

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  59. codblopsII

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Situational awareness

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  60. Irishbarse

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Pelicans are arseholes. Seen one try to eat a small dog while in Mandura once……

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  61. dacandyman0

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Bro that dude is stoned AF lol ‘WHOA dude WTH is that!’

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  62. BruhhBruhhBlackSheep

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    r/whyweretheyfilming

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  63. kernpanic

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Took a girl for a lunch date down by the river once. A group of pelicans walked up to us – kinda cool. Until my partner tries to take a bite of her focacia. Pelican reaches in, grabs it, runs and flies off to the middle of the river where it throws it up and swallows in one go.

    Im now in trouble because im laughing – and im not letting anyone steal my food – human or pelican!

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  64. travelers_memoire

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I didn’t notice the Pelican for half the video as I intently watched for an animal to steal their food. I’m definitely the type of idiot that gets scared like this…. 🙁

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  65. HANDSOME_RHYS

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    “What whaaat? This ain’t your dad’s park, I’m entitled to some sunbathing too!”

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  66. constancemiracle

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Oh my god. This is horrifying.

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  67. newyork_sucks

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Throw…throw a poke-ball at it…?

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  68. huh_wtf_lol

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    ‘WHOA!….IS THAT A … …. WAIT, WTF IS THAT?!’

    Reply

  69. Anonymous

    September 28, 2017 at 5:59 pm

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