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“don’t, Denise, he’s not worth it”


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  1. Southernms

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    This dog says it all with its eyes.

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  2. illegitimatemexican

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “Don’t do it, dog. It’s just not worth it.”
    -DMX

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  3. Holmes02

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “Denise, he’s just chasing tail. If you don’t tell him he’s barking up the wrong tree, and to stop hounding you, you’re going to have a ruff time. And I’ll be here to pick up the pieces.”

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  4. p1um5mu991er

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    OS is updating

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  5. Cutesy_blogger

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “No mommy, you said we’d hang out, just the two of us”

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  6. TooShiftyForYou

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    This move by the dog gave her some paws.

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  7. GandalfBlue12

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Breaking news, man breaks up with girlfriend over dog

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  8. AllyOfShadow

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “One: Don’t pick up the phone.”

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  9. svenieboy1

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    **Aww pooch just wants a belly rub.**

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  10. N8Widdler

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    But then, how did you film this…? Who was phone?!

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  11. YoloSwagDux

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    What are you using to record lol

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  12. FeculentUtopia

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “No phone, only petting.”

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  13. Ainsley-Sorsby

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    The face says senior dog but the eyes say puppy. Is there a sub like r/13or30 for pets?

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  14. gabdallaz

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Where can I get me one of these?

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  15. blakrabit

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    No drunk texting!

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  16. Fortwentt

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “dont use this thing i saw on tv about how they catch fire”

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  17. Jfwhyte8

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Service dog for phone addicts?

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  18. Dubmove

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    You have two phones?

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  19. punsmasterflex

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    1) Don’t pick up the phone.

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  20. pecefulpro

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    What are you recording with

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  21. revengemaker

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Even the doggo knows the phone is cancer haha

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  22. meechthegreat

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    is she trying to call denephew?

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  23. dilutantismus

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “My time today”

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  24. LithiumFireX

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I need to download this. How do I?

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  25. SpawnicusRex

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Not the guard dog we deserve but the guard dog we need.

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  26. Domdon045

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    What kind of dog is this?

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  27. dom4asians

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Dog knows about smartphone/facebook addiction. Or they can sense it like earthquakes or tsunamis.

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  28. Lubinska1

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Always follow the instincts of a dog! … he is always right

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  29. Mike_Haze89

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Dog doesn’t want anyone coming between her and her owner, who else will take her out on long walks

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  30. Solomon83

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    the dog watches for his owner, educates the owner, hints that it is necessary to communicate live

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  31. PepperMill_NA

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Finally the guard dog we’ve all been looking for

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  32. poxysoxy

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “I thought this was our time together. Susan don’t lie to me”

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  33. stevebobeeve

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    TIL Dua Lipa has a golden retriever

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  34. whatsthatbutt

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Honey, he’s not worth it. You know, I know it, so put the phone down.

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  35. neverwashopeforme

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Wait, where did the second phone come from…

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  36. zapatista234

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Dog is like, “Really bitch?”

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  37. nsolovesfortnite

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Lol

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  38. scandalousmambo

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Show me paint the fence. Up, down.

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  39. hummingbird1969

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    So Cute!

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  40. Claque-2

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    No, there’s no more net neutrality.

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  41. jwztete

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    LMAO

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  42. iTrolling

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Tired of having pics taken. Doggo can’t even rest in peace.

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  43. OliveMon

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    No txt only scritch

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  44. holeemole

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I love reposts.

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  45. slumdumpz

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I love this

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  46. d0riano

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    my dog actually used to dig my phone underground

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  47. itsallfunandgamez

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Watch dog

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  48. fhlwee

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Maybe he’s waiting for an important call . and want the line to be free

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  49. _HSD

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Is that a golden retriever? Is he or she crossed with anything else?

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  50. ManMayMay

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    ever ignore your dog so much by being on your phone that they develop this behavior?

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  51. DannyA88

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Even the animals know we look at the damn phones too much. Thats gotta say something about society.

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  52. phernoree

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Denise has man hands.

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  53. cmneiki

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I need this dog in my life.

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  54. SameStretch

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    This dog is clearly against cellular))))

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  55. Zanzabar21

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Aww I miss my spaniel.

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  56. jb889900

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    i wish i had a dog that did that with my homework

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  57. sour_creme

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    instead of phone, it’s a box of condoms

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  58. mmk_iseesu

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Smart pupper!

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  59. norcaldamexpert

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    That is a good watch dog.

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  60. saltywatch000

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Seen the repost already but always cute no matter how many times I watch

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  61. gabdallaz

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Awesome! I’ll check there. Could really use a dog who stops me from texting jerks.

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  62. Bigoweiner

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    “I’m waiting for a call, you don’t need to play Angry Birds right now, Sandra”

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  63. joeblessyou

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    When you’re so addicted to your phone even your dog feels you’re being rude.

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  64. Polymemnetic

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    r/petthedamndog

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  65. wwwhistler

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    must have been expecting a call.

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  66. denisem95

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    My names Denise and I appreciate this.

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  67. BrightonY125

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Cute! What breed?

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  68. geeker-sender

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I could have used this dog about 2 hours ago. He wasn’t worth it. Dog is correct.

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  69. creativedabbler

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I’m not a dog lover but damn that is a cute dog!

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  70. finalhacker

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    wow, great training.

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  71. stylinecstacy

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    My friends trying to stop me from texting the boy I said I was done with

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  72. daflyboys

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    One of these should come with every cell phone. Get some fresh air, kids!

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  73. Jalz246810

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Maybe the dog is a dog who is a doggy dog

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  74. zekeismydaddy

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    is this Dua Lipa’s dog

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  75. Xertious

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

  76. Gabinator360

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    A wise dog

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  77. maryrue

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    OMG..sooooo cute.

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  78. Knoxcore

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I wish this dog was here yesterday before I did something stupid.

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  79. ricobirch

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Is that a golden/King Charles mix?

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  80. Five-Seven-Nineteen

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Much cuter than what my dog does. The second I start dialing the phone they are on their squeak toy as loud and as constant as they can muster. Then they’re done the second I hang up.

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  81. Loring

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    This video simply proves I need a back up phone in case my primary phone is the subject of future videos…dangit.

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  82. auditore01

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    I lost count how many times this has been posted…

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  83. BauerHouse

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    That dog is to my girlfriend as that phone is to my xbox.

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  84. imagine_amusing_name

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Hooman: I need to clear my browsing history, doggo! It’s got URLs to people licking balls!

    Doggo: I fail to see the worry

    Hooman: Other peoples Balls!

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  85. LykouSaravanos

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    Your friends when you bout to text your ex.

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  86. Zombiee_hobo

    June 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    What’s the point of this? If you really want the phone then pick it up. This little dog can’t stop you.

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