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  1. AutoModerator

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

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  2. insufurabelle

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    John Carpenter – “Stop telling everyone I’m dead!”

    Rotten Tomatoes – “Sometimes we can still hear his voice”

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  3. wade550

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    It’s a common tactic in horror films to allow the audience to know something bad is about to happen to a character, while the character is oblivious. John is obviously about to die. How does he not see this?

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  4. Backpacks_Got_Jets

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated”

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  5. DogsHaveHands

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “He would have been 70 … if today was his birthday, but it’s not.”

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  6. OmarGuard

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    >John Carpenter turns 70 today

    Only nets 200 comments

    >John Carpenter *would have been* 70 today

    Nets 1500 comments, most of them people arguing about whether JC is mort or not. Clever piece of clickbait.

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  7. RunDNA

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    He’s not the first carpenter to come back from the dead.

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  8. imClancy

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    How do we know it’s actually him?

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  9. HashRunner

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “John Carpenter would have been 70 years old today… He still is, but he would have been too.”

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  10. thxxx1337

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Was it at least his birthday?

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  11. Grayle28

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “riter”

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  12. sadamita

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Maybe they confused him with Wes Craven

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  13. Itsdorg

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I got to meet Carpenter working in LA. He was gonna be directing a TV pilot for my production company. He likes coffee with a lot of cream and sugar. You’re welcome

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  14. Arfie99

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    *Image Transcription: Twitter Posts*

    ***

    **Rotten Tomatoes**, @RottenTomatoes

    John Carpenter would have been 70 years old today! We celebrate his birthday by looking back at his five favorite films

    [_Picture of John Carpenter_]

    > **Five Favorite Films with John Carpenter**

    > riter-director-producer-composer (and occasional actor) John Carpenter is a modern horror icon whose keen sense of tension and terror has helped establish his work…

    > editorial.rottentomatoes.com

    ***

    **John Carpenter**, @TheHorrorMaster

    To Rotten Tomatoes, despite how it appears, I’m actually not dead.

    ***

    ^^I’m a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If you’d like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)

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  15. RicDan

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    He would have been but he is too.

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  16. randomass765

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    He’s so busy playing Destiny 2 that he might as well be dead to the world. (not joking)

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  17. BroDonttryit

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “John Carpenter comes back from the dead on his 70th birthday . We celebrate his revival by looking back at his 5 favorite films.”

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  18. RestiveVermin

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Don’t believe him. I saw “The Thing”. That’s not John Carpenter.

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  19. LEGSwhodoyoustandfor

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    But are they his favorite films?

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  20. DvrthKen

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    What are his 5 favorite films though?

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  21. lorddimwit

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Nah, he died years ago. It’s amazing what we can do with practical effects these days.

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  22. rounderhouse

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Plot twist: He really IS dead, and his ghost is tweeting.

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  23. tfiggs

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    John Carpenter staging his own fake death would probably be the most gruesomely, awesome stunt ever.

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  24. NoReligionPlz

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Rotten Tomatoes: John Carpenter is dead.

    John Carpenter: Well, this is awkward…

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  25. Darktidemage

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I dunno, carpenters tend to sometimes come back from the dead.

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  26. candytripn

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Rotten Tomatoes showing once again that you can’t believe anything said on that site.

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  27. GlaciusTS

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I’ve been wanting someone to work with him on a new The Thing game for some time.

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  28. thatsgreat2345

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “John Carpenter would have been 70 years old today! But it’s not his birthday”

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  29. Cad2077

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “Riter”

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  30. 1337m4x0r

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    They spelled writer “riter” underneath the picture

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  31. TheSecondApocalypse

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    BRING OUT YOUR DEAD *RING RING*

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  32. TheRealOneTwo

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    He’s been Abe Vigodaed

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  33. binfguy2

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “… Happy birthday!”

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  34. SesuKyuga

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I turned 20 today

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  35. girlsgonekyle

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    You think they were thinking of Wes Craven?

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  36. Zekjon

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    The classic

    ” the legend, the genius we all loved,..

    – i’m not dead.

    – new phone, who dis? ”

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  37. LinkRazr

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    “John Carpenter would have been 71 today…..

    If he was born a year earlier, but today we celebrate his 70th birthday.”

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  38. kensal78

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Sometimes it seems like he’s still with us

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  39. Effort_to_decent

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    How do we know he’s not the thing now?

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  40. Junkymix

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Fake news!!!

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  41. dastja9289

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Carpenter’s response is hilarious, and Rotten Tomatoes made a bone-headed move. But, is this really /r/quityourbullshit worthy?

    edit: Realized it might have been intentional by RT…well played…well played…

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  42. largerpenis

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    The day this man dies, he will take such a big part of my soul with him…

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  43. kingatrock

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I swear I thought he died. I was sad and everything. I may have mixed him up with John Carpenter. And I know and respect them both so much (they are very different people in my eyes). wtf brain!

    -edit…meant Wes Craven…I did it again!!

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  44. B00M5H4K4L4K4

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Maybe he was dead, but got better.

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  45. lllaser

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    RIP John carpenter.

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  46. SpudsyDrake

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Obviously no one told Carpenter about the Mandela Effect. Get woke, you’re dead!

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  47. y2k2r2d2

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    MandelaEffect

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  48. roenick99

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I’m always a little surprised when I come into the comments of a seemingly innocuous post and immediately see a warning from the mods about trolling and racist comments. I am often left to wonder what the heck could have possibly taken place to warrant such a warning. The topic almost never seems that controversial.

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  49. ShockinglyEfficient

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    He looks like Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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  50. xwolf360

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    We switched timelines again

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  51. jjg0750

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    I remember reading where he has taken up gaming as a hobby only recently. Maybe he got hyped for battlefront 2 and that’s why they thought he had passed away.

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  52. TikiTakaTimbuktu

    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Happy Birthday

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    January 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

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