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Dear Animal Crackers, my 1 y/o isn’t ready for this:

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38 Comments

  1. StopCastingPorosity

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Wait…do all the crackers fit together??

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  2. palmerry

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    And that’s how Brontosaurus was born.

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  3. IllUpsetFlaskIll

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    That turtle’s all about that girasse.

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  4. daflyboys

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Reminds me of this joke:

    Couple takes their young kid to a zoo.

    “Mommy what’s that hanging down from the elephant?”
    “That’s the trunk, dear.”
    “No toward the back of the elephant”
    “That’s the tail, dear.”
    “Noooo, in front of the tail!”
    “Oh, that….that’s nothing dear….go ask your father”

    “Daddy what’s that hanging down from the elephant?”
    “That’s the trunk son”
    “Noooo…..toward the back”
    “That’s the tail, son.”
    “Nooo, daddy, in front of the tail!”
    “Oh, uhhhh….go ask your mother”
    “I did and she said it was nothing.”
    “Oh, how I’ve spoiled that woman!”

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  5. NutAllergy21

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Girttle

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  6. Skyxz

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Well I guess it’s time to tell your child about the age old tail of the turtle and the giraffes.

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  7. DontTreadOnBigfoot

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Because of the way the frosted ones tend to clump together, my wife and I prefer to call them “animal orgies”.

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  8. foreverbeatle

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Are any of us ready for this?

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  9. cnn92

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    ^^ Ur on to something here…we need answers

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  10. Enzo_GS

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Well… now i remembered the turtle dick video

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  11. Silver_Saint7

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    The world isn’t ready for giraffeturtles

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  12. skmownage345

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Turtle on giraffe, couple of people watching.

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  13. gargebarbage

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    your 1 yo isnt old enough to tell anyway

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  14. tiltedcerebellum

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I’m not totally ready for interspecies/breeds/genera relationships either but it’s almost 2020 and we already have fruit salad trees, ligers, tigons, mules, zonkeys, jaglions and a slew of other weird [crossbreeds/hybrids](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_(biology)). It’s a strange new world out there. Heheheh 😉

    Also, I can’t help but wonder now if they use a giant, puzzle piece-like die cutter to cut all the shapes against one another and prevent material waste. If that’s the case this critter had other critters attached to him/her in all kinds of weird positions…more graphic than any modernized Kama Sutra lol

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  15. Kcwidman

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    He’s just giving him a hug.

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  16. adudeguyman

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    [Tortoises are always horny](https://youtu.be/SuUTGo-KBQg)

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  17. link_123

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    “They are just making cookies, dear.”

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  18. HookDragger

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    “Just relax… I’ll go slow”

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  19. AcePhoenixGamer

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Rule 34. *No Exceptions.*

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  20. eaglescout1984

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I’M not ready for this. How does the turtle… And what does the giraffe… I’m so confused!

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  21. BastRelief

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    They told us gay marriage was a slippery slope…

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  22. Waryz

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    So *that’s* what my ex meant when she said those cookies taste like sex in her mouth.

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  23. ToDandy

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Also bestiality I guess since they are a different species? Whew. You’ve got a handful of of explaining to do. Best get cracking.

    AHAHAHAHAH!…I’m done.

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  24. TwoGreaterThanFour

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I don’t think the giraffe is ready either

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  25. cfh29

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    u/Richurd

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  26. ningwut5000

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    I’m not sure a 1 year old can handle crackers? No molars usually?

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  27. JonArc

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    At least you didn’t find a broken seal.

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  28. basicdan1

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    The Tur-affe would be a terrifying creature. 20ft tall and armoured.

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  29. Zleepless

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Fucking crackers

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  30. Helarina1

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Good thing they will just slobber on it and throw half on the floor not knowing what you’re talking abouy

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  31. Stexen

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, 
    They got the discovery channel don’t they? 

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  32. elu_sama

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    God, animal crackers are delicious.

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  33. bed-stain

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Can I get an Ms paint depiction of the offspring?

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  34. Belchardsmoustache

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Great old Brian Kiley joke
    ( Boston comic/ Letterman writer)
    ” I was eating a box of animal crackers the other day and On the box it said, do not eat if seal
    Is broken…..well….. don’t you know….. I opened the box and………..”

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  35. Ubetterask

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    It looks like he’s “coming” out of his shell.

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  36. uniqueenoughforya

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    “I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.”

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  37. superguyguy

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    So that is what a turtles ‘Oh” face looks like.

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  38. emity

    February 6, 2018 at 2:17 am

    Dear parents, stop oversexualising children. Your 1 yr old doesn’t know or care, literally the only exciting thing about this is “yeah I get 2 cookies but they only count as one.”

    Edit: yes I know it’s a joke. I was ranting at oversensitive parents in general. Downvote and move on, you don’t need to keep messaging me ffs.

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