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  1. rilla573

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    There’s 20 there.

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  2. sdb2754

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    And, you can use the same logic about gaining weight.

    Instead of “I put on 5 lbs”, say “I put on one the mass of 1 cookie…”

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  3. CallMeJase

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Mmm burnt on the outside, raw in the middle, just like mom used to make.

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  4. Aesen1

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Why even cook them when you have cookie dough just sitting there

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  5. thisnameoffendsme

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    /r/fatlogic

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  6. breakfasteveryday

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Fatlogic

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  7. ChiggenNuggy

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    r/ComedyCemetery

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  8. I_might_be_weasel

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    “Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat 8”

    – Yogi Berra

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  9. LuckLovesVirtue

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Can’t talk your way around diabetes though

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  10. Be_swift

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Why is this in funny and not r/lifeprotips?

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  11. ieatass2

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    that works? hmm…

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  12. adanipse

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow.

    What temp and time you use?

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  13. That1EpicGuy

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Nice logic, bad math

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  14. IceFire2050

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    but that’s 20 cookies

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  15. wilslol

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    So you’re a fat cunt.

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  16. DKN19

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Why would anyone lie about something like that? People will figure it out anyways based on if you can see your toes or not.

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  17. neverlaughs

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I used to get stoned and bake cookies a lot back in college and one time this girl came over to smoke and I decided to make things a little fun and asked “should we just bake one BIG cookie?” And she replied “but if you make it too big, it’ll be… TOO BIG!”

    She was a media cultural studies major.

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  18. meatlazer720

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Self deception so hard it makes you math wrong

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  19. gdennen

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Someone has to have a picture of the result of cooking the whole pack

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  20. Pasterjohn

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    How do you get them all squared off like that? Did you freeze the dough?

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  21. ActualPoptart

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    People really buy these? Chocolate chip cookies are literally the easiest thing ever to make from scratch. It’s staple ingredients + chocolate chips.

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  22. Sinonyx1

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    how to both burn and undercook your cookie at the same time

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  23. eddmario

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Except by the time you put them in the oven half are already gone

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  24. purple_niple07

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Or you eat all the dough except for one piece then only did eat one cookie

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  25. livens

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I just eat the cookie dough raw. Its technically not cookies, so I can say I did not eat any cookies.

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  26. OHarbingerO

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    My problem is I ate one piece of cookie dough, rather than a lot of pieces of cookie dough.

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  27. oilenonio

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    I can tell it’s bullshit, you either

    bake your own cookies

    or feel bad for eating too much of them.

    pick one, can’t do both

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  28. Rstrofdth

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    To hell with that, eat it raw!

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  29. ImSith

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Hell yea, I do the same

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  30. Ipride362

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    The kind in me loves it.

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  31. Ipride362

    September 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    The kid in me loves it

    Reply

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