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  1. C_M_O_TDibbler

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I feel a golden retriever would argue that the moon isn’t too big to eat.

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  2. fuzzylogic_y2k

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Its funny, but at least add chocolate to the no side.

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  3. Sozin91

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Pro tip for all you dog owners out there. If your dog does swallow apple seeds they can be toxic. Just have him/her smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in their stomach and save their life.

    Edit: [Since a lot of people are taking this seriously and didn’t get the reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiYrlIkJC0)

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  4. kronn8

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    The Gravel

    It is too gravel

    Grape Nuts

    It is too gravel

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  5. Beekerboogirl

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    It is too sand cracked me up

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  6. yooper80

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    The first time we went camping on the Pacific coast, we threw the ball for the dog endlessly on the beach. He ingested a good deal of sand. The first time he took a dump, I went to pick it up, and it crumbled. It was 90% sand.

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  7. wholesomeusername26

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Fuck all of you, I love Grape Nuts.

    Edit: Holy shit. Seeing the reaction below, I think I’m going to start a subreddit for my favorite cereal.

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  8. derfderf00

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Now I am just picturing a parent telling thier kid:

    “Hey Billy can you put some sand and lava in Fito’s bowl? We are out of moons.”

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  9. codeman2828

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    There is a brand of pet food that contains avocados in fact it’s nearly their whole marketing scheme. It’s called Avoderm or something.
    I think perhaps just the pits or skin may be bad, but the meaty middle parts are fine.

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  10. EmFitzroy

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    What the hell even are grape nuts?

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  11. jnksjdnzmd

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Grape nuts is my favorite cereal…

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  12. schoocher

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I love Grape-nuts… Can do without the sand, lava, bandaid, and moon.

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  13. jef_snow

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I hate sand. It is too sand and it gets *everywhere*.

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  14. therealgarystinnett

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I give my dog avocado all the time. Never had a problem and the potassium keeps him from craving cat shit.

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  15. thisboyhasverizon

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    What about chocolate and socks?

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  16. kadinshino

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    i love grape nuts…..

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  17. handle702

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    The Sand

    It’s coarse, it’s rough, and it gets everywhere.

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  18. KeithO

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    This is funny, but reminds me of one of my worst mistakes.

    I was living on my own at 16 in D.C. One day I was walking around and a stray dog came up to me. I never had a dog before and knew nothing of their habits, but when he/she started hanging with me I decided to share some food.

    I had a granola bar and a bag of chocolate chips in my bag. The dog really wanted the chips and I didn’t mind sharing. Pooch ate the whole bag.

    A day or so later I told a friend about this as if I was some awesome urban nature dude and they told me that chocolate is toxic to dogs. I had no idea. It’s been 25 years and I still feel bad about that mistake.

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  19. Habbadacter

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    The list of NO’s is missing quite a few entries…

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  20. sheerjeenyus

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Grapenuts are fucking amazing. Go home.

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  21. NintendoBoom

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Obvious Plant is obvious.

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  22. TerrrorTwlight

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I would eat the moon if it were made of barbecued spare ribs.

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  23. Tiels_4_life

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Am I the only one who actually likes Grape Nuts?

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  24. Anonymous

    December 3, 2017 at 7:42 pm

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