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British guy here, flew to Vietnam to meet my Aussie mate. Told him I wanted him to. Have a sign for me while waiting for me to cross through customs. Guess which one he is.

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British guy here, flew to Vietnam to meet my Aussie mate. Told him I wanted him to. Have a sign for me while waiting for me to cross through customs. Guess which one he is.


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68 Comments

  1. Vakama905

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    The one who’s a foot and a half taller than everyone else in the room?

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  2. X0AN

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I had a British friend arriving from China (and can speak Mandarin), I held up a sign in Mandarin that said “Bellend”. Except obviously there isn’t a literal translation for that, so it actually said ‘the end of a bell’.

    He got it and burst out laughing but I can’t tell you how many Chinese people slowed down, all confused looking trying to understand why I had a sign saying the end of a bell 😀

    Reply

  3. zeddus

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Man, that misplaced punctuation in the headline made me think this was related to Australia legalising gay marriage.

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  4. whodiinne

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    If the internet has taught me anything, you’re lucky it doesn’t just say “CUNT”.

    Reply

  5. Carreb

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    By the look of his axils he is either really excited, or the air conditioning broke down.

    Reply

  6. SirCyber16

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Am I the only one who noticed the giant name at the bottom left?
    “Mr. Sevilimedlveeravalipadmanabhan to baggage claim”

    Reply

  7. El-MonkeyKing

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Lol I remember this airport and all those mad looking people, I had a big dumb smile on my face and waved at all of them like an ahole.

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  8. G883

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Aussie here, I approve of this greeting! Very formal

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  9. _beerwolf

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Rowan!

    Reply

  10. Mykeh56

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Kaz?

    Reply

  11. jlginno

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Mr. Pit Stains over there!

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  12. yourzero

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    It would be even better if the angry Vietnamese guy was holding up the sign.

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  13. QQengine

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    A true mate. Brings a tear to my eye.

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  14. trywungolf

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    i am guessing that it is the guy on the far left and you are Mr. Sevilimedi Veerav Allipadni Ahabhan.

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  15. Blabernathy

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Title written by Christopher Walken.

    Reply

  16. anon_e_mous9669

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I was assuming it would say “Oy, cunt!” based on my experience with Aussies…

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  17. Perrinho

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I did similar to my friend coming home to England at Manchester airport. My sign said ‘Nonce’ however, and most people coming into the arrivals lounge could read English… 😁

    Reply

  18. Brailledit

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Mr Sevilmeduveeravvalli/padmanabahn. Nice to meet you!

    Reply

  19. _AnonOp

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Who the hell has a name like Mr Sevilimeddveeravalllpadmanabhan.

    Fucking incredible.

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  20. secondbase17

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    /r/titlegore

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  21. paintballer4ever01

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Jared!

    Reply

  22. Phased

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I need mates that will meet me in random countries. I doubt I could get one to go 100 miles on a whim. No sense of adventure.. sometimes I think I was born in the wrong country.

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  23. ChickenTIFU

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Have a great time in ho chi minh, I am here too!

    Reply

  24. razberri-windrunner

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I had to. Reread the title. Have a good day.

    Reply

  25. Breaking_the_BAD

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    The wanker with the big sweat patches under his arms…

    Reply

  26. FreddyKruegersXmas

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    The one holding the “Exit Only” sign?

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  27. FrostyDeviant

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Well obviously… the front row on the left

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  28. jameslynnwebb

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I love this.

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  29. firenight2772

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Tomas the wank-engine.

    Reply

  30. Colonel_of_Wisdom

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    [the one that looks like a painting?](https://imgur.com/JDwjXfZ)

    Reply

  31. Kateskayt

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    When I flew back home to Australia after a year and a half in Asia/Europe, I was met at the airport with a sign from my friends that said ‘Welcome home, massive flaps’.

    Mortified does not begin to explain how I felt in that crowded airport arrivals hall.

    Reply

  32. merupu8352

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Are you Mr. Sevilimedu Veeravalli Padmanabhan?

    Reply

  33. glitterlok

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    The Young Pioneers guy?

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  34. goldiebrooks

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    You just got an upvote from every Aussie on Reddit

    Reply

  35. Lardzor

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Well well well Mr. Wanker. If that is your real name… Señor Khaggis !

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  36. IamSarasctic

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I am having. trouble reading what. you are saying.

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  37. Nate0110

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Wanker, party for one.

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  38. CHawk17

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    This guy is way taller than the locals. How tall is he? 5′ 7″? 5’8″?

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  39. Emerson_Biggons

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Um, the white guy?

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  40. GoldenMapleLeaf36

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Jason segal

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  41. EuntDomus

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    I can see the busiest taxi driver at the airport

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  42. Throwaway1021920087

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Haneda Tatsuki San

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  43. imtalkintou

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Is that Gabe?

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  44. not_a_droid

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    the white dude towering over the room

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  45. Nivr

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    The Angry guy with his arms crossed because he didn’t want to entertain your ridiculous idea?

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  46. addison92

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Is it the wanker one? I bet it’s the wanker one.

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  47. skylined1134

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    *too

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  48. TheBatmaaan

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    The well dressed Black dude in the top, right hand corner?

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  49. CowSloth

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Asian Arnold. bottom left.

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  50. kelshall

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Don’t know, are you called Kaz though?

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  51. Oishii88

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Good ol VietNam…the ratio of person coming out of airport to relative/friends waiting is approximately 1to24

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  52. rbcom

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    with the period after “Told him I wanted him to” I thought this was going to be romantic then turned the complete opposite direction

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  53. Lady_Bread

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Surprised it wasn’t CUNT

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  54. PoorEdgarDerby

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Your friend is pretty cute, Kaz.

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  55. prominx

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    r/titlegore

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  56. LLv2

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    If he was really your friend it would have said “cunt”.

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  57. kram8ion

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Genius, deserves a slab

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  58. vannobanna

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    He looks so proud of his sign!

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  59. Wranlon

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Shouldn’t that be spelled “wankah”?

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  60. thatgoodfeelin

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    that period fucked me up. wanker.

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  61. LigitStratogie

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Is it the Korean Jack Nicholas on the left?

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  62. senorpepino

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Him: hey wanker!

    You: sup pit stains!

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  63. ab2874

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    He looks so excited to meet his Wanker.

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  64. zozza112

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Can’t get them pits outta my mind

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  65. this_guy2001

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Your friend over there stinking up the place so bad, the lady in pink had to wear a surgeon’s mask.

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  66. Sezhe

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Erm .. did your friend happen to go by the name Oracle on some message boards years ago?

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  67. soraspeir

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Say Hi to Rowan. He was my tour guide in DPRK.

    Reply

  68. Anonymous

    December 9, 2017 at 12:35 am

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