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  1. LilStevieD

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    “Hey you enjoying that fettuccini? My name’s Bon Jovi, I brought you some cancer”

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  2. Silliestmonkey

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Based on this headline he’s also a magician

    >Suddenly appears by her side

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  3. kgunnar

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Now she’s just living on a prayer.

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  4. RudegarWithFunnyHat

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

  5. rubyleehs

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    For anyone curious what it’s supposed to mean:

    Bon Jovi, surprises a mother by suddenly appearing next to her at a restaurant. Bon Jovi then proceeded to give her stage 4 cancer.

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  6. FloatingAlong

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Mr. Bovine Joni himself.

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  7. Bob_Newby_Superhero

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    That’s just bad medicine.

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  8. TampaNativeOnTheGo

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    If you care to know. Bon Jovi was a terrible person to run into. He may have chilled out since then but, back in the day he was incredibly pompous. Being 16 and starting a job at a local ice cream parlor we were actually warned that when he came in he was going to be a pompous ass. How pompous an ass? Twenty three years later and I still feel obligated to post about it.

    Ps. Bruce Springsteen was always polite and kind.

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  9. Tommy_Roboto

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    She definitely has breast cancer.

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  10. CuddlePirate420

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    She didn’t get enough likes apparently.

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  11. i_broke_wahoos_leg

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    He could have shot her through the heart and blamed somebody else. At least this way she can spend her last days with her loved ones.

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  12. klendathu22

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    “I just gave you stage-four cancer. Have a nice day!”

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  13. AspiringMurse96

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    This is why grammar is so important.

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  14. teo_vftt

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I’m a cancer.

    On a steel horse I ride.

    I want you *waaant youuuu*

    Dead not alive.

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  15. TheWingus

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    You give gifts, a bad name

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  16. dandotcom

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    What? Did she listen to the last album? I turned it off in time to get away with just a mild ear infection.

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  17. DeathcampEnthusiast

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Happened to me once when one of those people trying to get you to sign up for donations stopped me in the street. “Euro for cancer?”, and I thought “That’s a terrible exchange”.

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  18. o-CHILI-o

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    “MUM! You’re going to die when you find out what I got you!”

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  19. daryl_cary

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Not to be outdone, Spinal Tap brings stage eleven cancer.

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  20. PDshotME

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    “Bon Jovi” is a band. I’m guessing it was “Jon Bon Jovi” that surprised her with cancer.

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  21. goofball_jones

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Is this going to be a thing? Have some celebrity give the bad news for patients?

    “Mrs. Bremman, we called you in here today to talk about your lab results, and to give you the results, here’s 80s pop sensation Madonna…”

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  22. thelockrobster

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Nothing personal, kid.

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  23. glitch177k

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Edit: For those slow like me.

    Bon Jovi surprises mum ~~with~~ who has stage four cancer.

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  24. SlamminBradberry

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    -teleports to her side-

    “Omai wa mou shinderu”

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  25. Marmite_Badger

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    He gives love a bad name 🙁

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  26. Liamdev

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    The importance of punctuation.

    I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

    I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

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  27. Stal77

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    His evil twin, Mal Jovi, Strikes Again!

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  28. Daggerdouche

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I laughed. And then I felt sad. And then I laughed again.

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  29. benrock100

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    When you breathe, cancer will be the air for you
    (but) I’ll….be…there…for….you

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  30. T_Raycroft

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Now she’s going to live on prayers

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  31. BrianRampage

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    This was her reaction to him saying, “You know what they say about death? WHOOAAAAAA – YOU’RE HALF-WAY THERREEE!!”

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  32. Gurdel

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Jon Bovi

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  33. All_HaiI_Satan

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Not again Bon

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  34. exPlodeyDiarrhoea

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    It’s not just your life, Bon Jovi.

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  35. zigaliciousone

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Memes like this will give Bon Jovi a bad name.

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  36. monroestahr

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    As a Buffalonian: fuck Jon Bon Jovi.

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  37. FunkyTown313

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Aww, what a generous fella!

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  38. FeedMeACat

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    People have come from as far as exit 12.

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  39. Bonneville865

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

  40. shaker7

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    “Surprise! You now have cancer! No need to say thanks, I do it for the people.” -Bon Jovi

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  41. Suhidu

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Clearly he has amazing powers. Got some luck in his career and hasn’t ceased maintaining it since. Also gives like crazy, good things too.

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  42. GreatKingRat666

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    If you like this joke, you have a terrible sense of tumor.

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  43. Snoke001

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Mr. An Chovi doesn’t seem too nice

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  44. poiumty

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Oh wow I didn’t know /r/politics changed their name to Bon Jovi

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  45. JEWCEY

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Cancer is a dish best served on the side.

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  46. ekatris

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Its my life… its now or never… mum aint gonna live forever

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  47. DPO23

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    u/bion93

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  48. buddycheesus

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I must be missing something…

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  49. SearMeteor

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    *Suddenly appears by mum’s side*

    “Nothin’ personnel, kid.”

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  50. cmotdibbler

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    It’s like “Bad Medicine”

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  51. JohnnyThunders75

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Mr. Sambora’s presence is not required, but it’d be nice.

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  52. Naldrek

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Shot to the heart!

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  53. SolumafSpaz

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    r/crappydesign

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  54. Slixil

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    *teleports right beside her*

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  55. Zatchillac

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Mr. BOVINE JONI?

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  56. Anonymous

    January 15, 2018 at 7:08 pm

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