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  1. eaglescout1984

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    I’m not sure if they know what “fuel efficiency” means. Now, if they had said, “solar panels will provide energy long after that piece of coal has turned to smoke and soot” then they’d be correct and still praising green energy.

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  2. green_prepper

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Santa changed his policy and no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you’re bad, he comes to your house and steals things. If you don’t behave yourself, Santa will take away your TV and all your electrical appliances and leave you in the dark.

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  3. MustangManGT

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Really good kids should get nuclear power, it’s the safest, most efficient, and most environmentally friendly power source by far.

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  4. [deleted]

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

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  5. RuineBabines

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    What if I wanted coal for my weber?

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  6. FarmerSez

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    r/factorio

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  7. Nullcast

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Graphene beats silicone

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  8. waterloograd

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    When I was a child I would have figuratively killed for a solar panel. They were worth so much money back then

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  9. Flash_Gordon10

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    u/pumpkn_escobar

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  10. yousee2

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    that is just ………….

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  11. Redfeather1975

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Why does that kid look like a ventriloquist dummy.

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  12. drthugnastayy

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    “I’ll take that my good sir!”

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  13. EnigmaticSpaceGirl

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Santa has the same letters as satan.

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  14. cymaticiris

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Mythology is that coal was a bad thing. In cold weather it kept fire to keep warm or cook food. Other presents though we’re more fun. Not sure how fun solar panels are unless it’s powering a video game or to watch a movie. Otherwise it’s just modernized Santa coal.

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  15. Huttser17

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    I’d donate the coal to a [good cause](http://fireup611.org/).

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  16. cateowl

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    i prefer a deuterium fusion reactor, since then i can make the fuel myself for next to no cost and get enough energy for my entire country

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  17. LordBlackDragon

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    I thought it said suicide by Santa and was expecting a much darker punchline than coal.

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  18. azdcf

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    So what do I feed my coal in order to get it to produce electricty?

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  19. JabberMoxie

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Noooo, Lupita!

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  20. averagejoereddit50

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    thanks! Saved the image for December.

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  21. MaximusTheDestroyer

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Solar Panels and Efficiency…lol

    Why isn’t everyone using Solar Panels?

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  22. Dunder_Chingis

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    What if I ask for coal and then be as bad as possible? If he gives me coal for being bad, then he is reinforcing my bad behavior and I get away with it.

    If I want nothing, then the only way to punish me is to give me EVERYTHING. Checkmate, atheists!

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  23. Jimmy__Thunder

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Is this why the Donald has been so Naughty?

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  24. FishbowlSouls

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    So good kids get to reap clean energy but bad kids have to burn coal and pollute the planet, how is this a fair system? Dooming the bad kids to coal next year too

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  25. danz409

    May 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    not according to trump… i honestly have nothing against coal. but hiding truths about environmental impact of CO2 by dening funding to NASA’s research… dumb AF. there are high tech applications for coal.

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