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  1. The_Confused_Indian

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Atleast he’d die doing what he loves..

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  2. JohannesVanDerWhales

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    I’m assuming this is actually from some sort of safety poster…probably says something like “Safety first or you could be signing your own death warrant!”

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  3. IllusiveJack

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    “I’d rather hang and die than live as a vegetable.”

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  4. BimmerBoy96

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Except his neck

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  5. MC-noob

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    “For your family’s sake, show up to the job site fit for work. And preferably not suicidal.”

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  6. MacMesser_

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    I mean it’s just a broken neck, I’ll take the afternoon off and be in tomorrow.

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  7. HGovindD

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    At his funeral, someone should leave a fall protection harness instead of a wreath.

    When people ask about it, the reply “That’s what he would’ve wanted” would be an apt response.

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  8. Stooby2

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Hanging is supposed to break the neck, not suffocate. It’s why the noose should be at the side of the neck and the length of the rope calculated in reference to the person’s weight to provide enough of a drop to break the neck, but not rip their head off.

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  9. IRGrammarCop

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    *”Atleast”* is not a word.

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  10. efgh5678

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    /r/2meirl4meirl

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  11. sanskami

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    When you need to work but want to autoerotically asphyxiate too…

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  12. Floxxomer

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    The neck bone is connected to the everything bone

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  13. IAMA_Plumber-AMA

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    [ouch oof owie](/r/bonehurtingjuice)

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  14. blaqcatdrum

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    “If this fix doesn’t work I’m going to kill my self”

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  15. nnadeau

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Tag is all wrong… this would definitely fix stupid.

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  16. SpicyTunaJoe

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Actually his neck would break

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  17. Luke55555

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Me too thanks

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  18. LukeIsAPhotoshopper

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    r/2meirl4meirl

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  19. AssumeIveNever

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    oof oof ouchie my bones dont hurt and also im dead

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  20. cosmatic79

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Monday morning standard

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  21. Ishabaka

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    He might get a hangman’s fracture (a fracture of both pedicles, or the pars interarticularis of the second vertebra of the neck).

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  22. InterestedC

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Deffo got bones in your neck

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  23. 4d656761466167676f74

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    /r/me_irl

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  24. glennettbennett

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    r/2meirl4meirl

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  25. LukeIsAPhotoshopper

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    r/me_irl

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  26. lincethan

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Whoops I slipped

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  27. TheSpiritofTruth666

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Except his neck.

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  28. Dunhilda

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    You know, when you are hung, the force that the body drops at is enough at times to snap your neck, so he will have a broken bone.

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  29. _Hhz

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    r/2meirl4meirl

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  30. hoody5566

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    /r 2mirl4mirl

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  31. 32BitWhore

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    /r/2meirl4meirl

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  32. Madaman333

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    r/me_irl

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  33. FlyByPC

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    C’mon — not only around the neck, but a hangman’s knot?

    Either it’s fake or it belongs in /r/FloridaMan.

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  34. kampfgruppekarl

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Pretty sure some alt-right group would be blamed.

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  35. williamp114

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    When the KKK is forced to hire via affirmative action…

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  36. Mongoreg

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    My boss got me that same harness, I hate it, it’s not as comfortable as it looks.

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  37. vercingetorix_moogle

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    His pant leg looks like an owl

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  38. kismatdeux

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    /r/2meirl4meirl

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  39. barthvonries

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    He didn’t put that on by himself, it was his boss’ decision.

    He shouldn’t have complained that he was “afraid of heights”, so his boss gave him the solution: look at the rope and not at the bottom.

    Seems like it worked perfectly since he’s smiling.

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  40. mcyammer

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Except his neck…

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  41. 1want1want11

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    u/Anubis826 On my way jerome

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  42. knewbeat

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Same.

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  43. PixieStiXYZ

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Some weird noises came out of my mouth when i saw this

    I think you could translate them to “why oh why oh why…” but to me they sounded like a Sad Trumpet and an elephant two-in-one combo

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  44. Miss_Management

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Man decides to end his life rather than go on being painfully stupid.

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  45. Lost4468

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    [Did this guy learn nothing?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpQmFfdYFzY)

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  46. darman92

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Kinda a shitty noose. It should be wrapped 13 times, not 6.

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  47. PepeSilvia86

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Your neck has bones

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  48. sappypsychology

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Where do I apply?

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  49. ivebeenhereallsummer

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Perhaps this is just gallows humor.

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  50. shamaldilantha

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    He is a genius 😂😂😂😂

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  51. INatoPotatoI

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Well, except for his neck

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  52. lordturbo801

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    But if he fell, would it be an accidental death or suicide?

    “Both and neither”
    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)

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  53. skeletalz

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Do harnesses come with a “dont tie around neck” instruction yet?

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  54. DerkyJerky2525

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Extra motivation to not fall!

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  55. ChancellorOfButts

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Me lol

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  56. Rock_O_Chimp

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Front page noose

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  57. ThatRogueOne

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    As long as your neck doesn’t count as a bone…

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  58. Jwk6226

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    This is why black men should never work for the KKK

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  59. Publicdude1

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Nonsense, it’ll only break his neck

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  60. OhioGabe

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    This guy’s acceptable cost/benefit ratio for making jokes is absurd.

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  61. Irvin700

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Well, he always wanted to be well hung.

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  62. Laggosaurus

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    He would break bones. Highly likely he’ll break some in his upper spine.

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  63. NikkolaiV

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    “Wife’s been on me to fix this for months…I’ll fix it…I’ll fix EVERYTHING!”

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  64. Popcornmeat

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    That’s what you call a dead end job

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  65. Nate_Summers

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Wouldn’t he have a broken neck?

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  66. cookdd

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Amazing what a little motivation can do.

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  67. XXX-XXX-XXX

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    I think this might be a safety poster for using proper fall protection. For instance if you tied off with a rope like that you would do a lot of damage if you fell because the rope won’t stretch, the instant stop after a fall is usually what kills people

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  68. InvestigatorJosephus

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    ‘One last job then I’m killing myself’

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  69. the_taco_baron

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    It would make his death quicker at least

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  70. pheonex91

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    You’d break singular bone; the neck bone

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  71. wehiird

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    the…neck.bone?

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  72. trez63

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Hang in there buddy.

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  73. PM_me_ur_BOTTOMTEXT

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Ouch oof owie

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  74. whereismytinfoilhat

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

    This, my friends, is modern day natural selection.

    Reply

  75. Anonymous

    September 27, 2017 at 11:45 am

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