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  1. devasohouse

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    That’s the girl from the other meme

    EDIT: wait, is that both of them having a good time before it all started to go downhill?

    https://i.imgur.com/TFzkLtG.jpg

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  2. riverine17

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    [These two have an entire story of stock photos, complete with love, cheating, and possibly murder.](https://twitter.com/Stupidfanficmo1/status/902588055177056256?s=20)

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  3. yelyah13

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    I feel like this belongs in r/funnyandsad

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  4. ITS_FLUFFEY

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    r/comedycemetery

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  5. toeofcamell

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    I hope my wife is ecstasy

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  6. Paddlesons

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    You know what dudes. If you can’t sniff out a fucking train-wreck of a girl in the first 2-3 dates that’s your problem. Same goes for girls.

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  7. Spyned

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    ifunny/9 gag memes are what it takes to get a top post now i guess

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  8. spherical_edge

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Hmmm…funny…yeah…

    Kill me.

    Reply

  9. imagine_amusing_name

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Also snorting your pussy has destroyed my sense of smell.

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  10. Blabbering321

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    I’ve always compared all my toxic relationships to my painkiller addiction, toxic ruins all my other good friendships and completely fucked up my life, yet I would keep coming back for more.

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  11. rayge_kwit

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Actually chivalry is mostly battlefield etiquette has very little to do with women

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  12. btdobs

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    u/tiqerrr

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  13. TheFiiiRe

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Too real

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  14. MacwellX

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Chivalry isn’t dead, it just smells funny!

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  15. throwaway99141113

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Then fucking dump her jesus

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  16. _Knoxious_

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Real Talk.

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  17. Kithsander

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    I think we dated the same girl…

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  18. melokobeai

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Awful

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  19. parkerh602

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Chivalry is cheap.

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  20. CouchKill

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    #relatable

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  21. Burneracct2018

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Use the god damned crazy vs hot chart for God’s sakes. Lives have been ruined to vindicate it.

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  22. JJSora

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    >mfw not having a gf makes me clean then

    ):)

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  23. danvex

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    This has a different context depending whether you’re American or not

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  24. jasramos

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Best legal drug?

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  25. Pigfaced_Chicken

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Wait, I recognize these two!

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  26. SuperSimpleSam

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    It’s this a Pink song?

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  27. suckshitoutofmyass

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Glad to see they worked things out

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  28. Kylerbull

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    My phrase to my gf: you’re like a drug, im addicted to you

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  29. casualblair

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Every hit makes me feel better.

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  30. bocamoccajoe

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    I learned about [Zimotrinome](https://youtu.be/SePVlroq6AI) and his “It Is Wednesday My Dude” series of animations. It was everything I could’ve imagined, and then came this.

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  31. ScrawnyLapua

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    oof

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  32. AccordionORama

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Consider getting some in Mexico. Way cheaper.

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  33. demonicmax56

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    That girl laughs.

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  34. Death_Urthrese

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    drugs are actually really cheap unless it’s cocaine.

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  35. chiazq

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Anddddd he’s sleeping on the couch

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  36. MagicalVagina

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    I’m wondering where that idea that drugs are expensive is coming from. Drugs are overall pretty cheap.

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  37. superopie

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    So she’s MTG?

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  38. dude3425

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    She’s like don’t worry I am texting my other boyfriend right now hahahahahaha

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  39. juangusta

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Just said this to my girlfriend, she loved the setup, but she did not find the punchline funny

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  40. alchoholics

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    True AF

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  41. King-Of-Sparta

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    yeah no one plays that shit anymore

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  42. ButteredNani

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Reminds me a bit if these lyrics from Armed And Fairly Well Equipped:

    > You are my private Vietnam.
    > Another bad dream without end.
    > You are my private Vietnam.
    > And I can’t stop the shootin’.

    The song is originally by Turbonegro, but the modern version by The Dogs absolutely rocks it:
    https://open.spotify.com/track/3r6EMwbzxmMQKg5TO4tqEN?si=JEsNF5R-Q56QusCHPxQJug

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  43. WageeshaR

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Hahahhaha he ruined her moment 😂

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  44. AfternoonInvestment

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    bf: FOR THE ORDEEER!!
    gf: LONG LIVE AGATHA!
    bf: “Is this the best your house has to offer?!”
    gf: “Your sword looks a little short, if you know what I mean.”
    ….
    gf:GRLLGRLRGLRGRLL!

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  45. r3mus3

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    r/politicalhumor

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  46. SANAFABICH

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Wait, is it June already?

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  47. ImpishBaseline

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Gf: *dies*

    Bf: … Million

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  48. Tillind

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Друг.

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  49. shahzadex

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

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  50. Slav_Raccoon

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    In croatian drug means comrade so it took me a while to figure out that maybe if the entire meme is in english maybe drug is also in english.
    Tl;dr I am dumb

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  51. DrStvBrl

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    It remids me of my startrek

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  52. todayiamafiretruck

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    You make me feel good for an hour or so then I become depressed about my life and want to die.

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  53. aintnojiveturkey53

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Upvote

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  54. jef_snow

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    LPT: Buy cheaper drugs

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  55. dschapin

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    this is legit my lif

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  56. MissMaria86

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    gf: and you keep coming back for more.

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  57. iwantrootbark

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    u/octopod228

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  58. jfree83

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    This is funwaa.com material

    Reply

  59. wscuraiii

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Imagine how clever the Fedora-Tipping Neckbeard Felt Finishing this Meme.

    Reply

  60. Mnmsaregood

    May 13, 2018 at 3:01 am

    Repost

    Reply

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