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According to these instructions I need two Vietnamese people to help me assemble my dining room table

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According to these instructions I need two Vietnamese people to help me assemble my dining room table


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  1. One_Clown_Short

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I think you’re artificially limiting yourself. You just need two people who were conceived in Vietnam.

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  2. DocumentedMigrant

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Well that’s Hanoiying

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  3. MisterPhamtastic

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Ay OP hit me up

    My cousin and I can build the fuck out of tables

    It’s a Nguyen Nguyen situation

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  4. whirlpoohl

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    2 come separately with additional accessory kit

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  5. PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    If they didn’t come with the kit you can always call the support helpline and they’ll ship them to you

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  6. creepy_is_what_I_do

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    My Uncle Frank used to hire Vietnamese and Laotian prostitutes to come over and act like tables at his apartment. He has this serious “human furniture” fetish that he likes to pretend isn’t a big deal. He even offered to hire some little people hookers to act as chairs for me and my sister when we were little and would visit him. My parents politely declined.

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  7. Dentosal

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Good old human sacrifice. This table requires two.

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  8. hearnoweevil

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    The vietnamese are a helpful group of people!

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  9. LeBelafonte

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    They always get you with the stuff that is not included..

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  10. ikindalold

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    You only need one to break an apple in half.

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  11. Crazy_Colors2

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Technically they don’t have to be Vietnamese… just “made” in Vietnam

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  12. Ubockinme

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Just keep an eye on that chubby one on the left. He’ll eat all your shit.

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  13. Timberwolf_530

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    They should have been included. Did you make sure you checked all the styrofoam before you threw it away.

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  14. please-replace

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Made me laugh more than it should have

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  15. Slusny_Cizinec

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Oracle servers’ handling instructions always have a picture “people required” featuring two figures, black one and a white one. “or use forklift”, says the next line.

    I always use forklift. Finding black technician is not that easy in Central Europe.

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  16. HomoOptimus

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I think that means 2 vietnamese children

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  17. JawTn1067

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Two really small Vietnamese people at that!

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  18. O_Apples

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    And they didn’t come in the box?

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  19. BuffetofWomanliness

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

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  20. root0345

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I think it also calls you a Гool?

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  21. Lex714

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I’m here. How much you wanna pay me?

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  22. insanechipmunk

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I gotchu. I got my homie and my roomies girl. Both vietnamese made. They like money though, so be prepared to bargain for labor rates.

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  23. Gorstag

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    This made me laugh far harder than it should have.

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  24. only89

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    the right one looks like a woman

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  25. BoBoDiddy

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Did they stutter?! Go find them!

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  26. McTimmbert

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Technically I think they just need to be conceived in Vietnam.

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  27. AmselRblx

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    This made me lol

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  28. ghostoo666

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Looks pretty standard to me

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  29. etibbs

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Seems like a pretty low number of bolts to put together a table. Did this table only come in two pieces or something?

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  30. Feltch_McAvity

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    It also looks like they have to be dwarves. Good luck finding your Vietnamese dwarves.

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  31. sync-centre

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I know Tu guys that can help you out.

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  32. squireshackleford

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    So, Khan, are you Chinese or Japanese?

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  33. fixerdude2

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    They are included in the package. Go back to the store and look for your people.

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  34. david605048

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I am Vietnamese and I would help you, but I was was not born in Vietnam. Made in the USA, brotha 🙁

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  35. SternLecture

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Is this their solution to automation stealing jobs from humans?

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  36. pulgalipe

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    And you’ll need a few rockets too.

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  37. 70719

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Well shit…I don’t have any Vietnamese people…

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  38. kentucky952

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I volunteer for this job

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  39. dbatchison

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    They have the value of like 8 babies or 3 Samoans

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  40. EnochChicago

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Well, it couldn’t hurt to have their assistance…

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  41. Tokke552

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Doesn’t it Mean: 2 People needed to screw a round?

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  42. dsds548

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    According to the instructions, you need two Black people born in Vietnam of similar size/build. You can’t have one that is bigger than the other.

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  43. charmanderaznable

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    The tables made by the same ones that make the Vietnamese people. That’s where they really get you.

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  44. Lil-Baby-C

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Your dining room table only requires 8 bolts??

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  45. IKnowSoftware

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Two people with stumps for hands and legs, this is going to take you a while to put this together.

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  46. Meghterb

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I love this

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  47. domesplitter13

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    …they were in the fuckin box. What have you done???!

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  48. WiseChoices

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Well, it wouldn’t hurt. Many hands make light work.

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  49. napolithan

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Is this loss?

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  50. bombesurprise

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Not necessarily. Some people take vacations in Vietnam and make babies there.

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  51. coderascal

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Two people, one allen wrench.

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  52. TotallyNotAlcoholic

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I got you fam.

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  53. saltywatch000

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I know some Vietnamese people, dm and I’ll get you a discount

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  54. kjarles

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I think it means you need two Vietnamese men’s bathrooms.

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  55. drinkit_or_wearit

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I’ve a few you can borrow, but they are all going to be in the way more than anything. The one grown “man” in the group cannot figure out how to use tools, even a basic pocket knife or hammer confuses him. He digs the garden with my crow bars and leaves them out to rust. Oh well.

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  56. JJWHMB

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    /r/crappydesign

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  57. Antarktical

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    friend of mine said: I am Indian but was made in China. 😀

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  58. koleon03

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    r/crappydesign

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  59. Tylertooo

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Well, the Vietnamese *are* a resourceful bunch…

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  60. HandsomeMadMario

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    r/accidentalcomedy

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  61. Tony_Weiss

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Males only , I presume

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  62. xacid_at_work

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I read it as you need two people…

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  63. fallenreaper

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Well that is an interesting way to promote labor.

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  64. parkayyakrap

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    It’s kinda common for instructions to specify when another person is needed… ikea does it all the time.

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  65. [deleted]

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    [deleted]

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  66. pwbue

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Doesn’t exactly fit, but this feels like it could go in either r/NotMyJob or r/DontDeadOpenInside

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  67. AnnatoniaMac

    May 9, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    You shouldn’t buy anything from Vietnam, they use child labor.

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