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  1. FatalErrorOccurred

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    You must be an Avenger.

    Reply

  2. erokk88

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    /r/catastrophicfailure

    Reply

  3. poizan42

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    “Catastrophic failure” is the English description in Windows for the E_UNEXPECTED (0x8000FFFF) HRESULT error code. Interestingly the [documentation](https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/windows/desktop/aa378137(v=vs.85).aspx) describes it as “Unexpected failure”, even though that is not what it is actually called in the OS. The [more technical list](https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc704587.aspx) does show the text “Catastrophic failure.”

    Reply

  4. AngryCod

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    So, by “catastrophic”, I assume you mean that the world is about to end. Do you know how long we have? Like, minutes or months? Just a ballpark guess is fine.

    Reply

  5. nisse28a

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Uuuhm. Explain pls

    Reply

  6. yottskry

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Pffft. Use Delphi 2009 and you’ll see that message at least once a day.
    Source: pissed off Delphi programmer

    Reply

  7. TenOunceCan

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Bravo!

    Reply

  8. bside85

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I got outlook to tell me “Not enough space”
    And it was not my 16GB ram that was struggling….

    Reply

  9. IzumiKon

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Congrats. We’re proud.

    Reply

  10. welbornii

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Just delete system 32 it’s fine

    Reply

  11. Oblivean

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Have you tried restarting?

    Reply

  12. obsidiantoothedcunt

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Used to work with a piece of software written in Delphi, literally every single error was “Catastrophic Failure”.

    Turns out they just wrapped everything in a try-catch and used this error as a catch all.

    Reply

  13. DeepDishPi

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

    Reply

  14. verylittlefinger

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    For anyone who wants to burnish their IT career I can write an application that produces one of these.

    You can claim it on your resume!

    Only $15.

    Reply

  15. sufferpuppet

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I once had a c compiler on a unix box tell me: “You have caused a core fault. Please contact your service representative.”

    um, yeah. I’ll get right on that.

    Reply

  16. Random-users

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Can someone explain?

    Reply

  17. isnehal

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    🤣 proud of you!! Cheers

    Reply

  18. Minimaliszt

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    r/2meirl4meirl

    Reply

  19. omnisephiroth

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I always believed in you.

    Reply

  20. TbanksIV

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    OK

    Reply

  21. NeverSmartEnough

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I thought you were going to say you finally paid for WinRar

    Reply

  22. squazify

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    One day I hope to get “IP0 on fire”

    Reply

  23. Send_Me_UR_BEST_PIC

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I hope one day I can make that happen as well! 😀

    Reply

  24. awwnutslol

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I don’t get it, what does it mean

    Reply

  25. Waterzuka

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Download adobe reader and you’ll be fine

    Reply

  26. chinoyindustries

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    What the hell’d you do?

    Reply

  27. Phate4569

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Don’t bother being proud till you get a 418.

    Reply

  28. Nymphohippo

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I get this for ISI writer when .NET framework is out of date

    Reply

  29. rdldr1

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Did you happen to divide by zero?

    Reply

  30. SequesterMe

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I’ve never been more proud of one of my peeps.

    Reply

  31. threeoldbeigecamaros

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Took you 25 years? Shit, it took me six months

    Reply

  32. Jesustron

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Something Happened

    Reply

  33. japanlover79

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    We’ve all done it but not to that extent lol

    Reply

  34. Spelbinder

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    When the cat misses the litter box.

    Reply

  35. burn_0ften

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Have you installed any updates on Win7 machines yet? 😀

    I swear MS testing must be 4 dudes looking at 6 computers for 15 minutes and saying “Yeah. Looks good. Push it to the world.”

    Reply

  36. Arknell

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    It would’ve been nice to have a spare old laptop and a thumbdrive you don’t need anymore (4gb size), and just pull out and push in while you are watching a movie or show, and then at the end of the day, after like 200-300 insertions, test the file copying and response and see if it’s possible to kill a thumbdrive by taking it out of the computer without first “shutting down” the USB process.

    Reply

  37. lolatthefrickenworld

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Bee’s knees…. right there.

    Reply

  38. A530

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I think a fitting ending would be, “Goodbye World!”

    Reply

  39. joshuams

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Turn it off and back on again

    Reply

  40. I_Am_Super_Helpful

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Hi, you might be interested in this book about IT!

    https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/isbn/9781444707861/

    Reply

  41. ClubSoda

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Amazing how well the Russians learned written English.

    Reply

  42. PharmacyCounter3

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Hillary- that you? -BC

    Reply

  43. mountaineeradv

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    5 minutes in ArcGIS and this happens to me

    Reply

  44. happydragonmaster

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Great work. Keep it up.

    Reply

  45. RHINO_Mk_II

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    [My favorite crash notification](http://wiki.oni2.net/w/images/b/b4/Blam!.png)

    Reply

  46. bluewarrior369

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Oh it takes me back to my Sunquest printer mapping days

    Reply

  47. farkanoid

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    https://i.imgur.com/xwMXzyp.jpg

    I guess this makes us friends? But no touching or spec work please

    Reply

  48. CanadasMooseOverlord

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Is this real? lol.

    Reply

  49. TheOrangeTickler

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    R/catastrophicfailure

    Reply

  50. plarbablog

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

  51. MAXIMUM-OverDeath

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    A winner is you. Crongats!

    Reply

  52. Viktorman

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Update Adobe reader. Download chrome.

    Reply

  53. strawhat8ouy

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    “Catastrophic! Everyone pound!”

    Reply

  54. 85sportster

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I don’t give a hoot about your mail.

    Reply

  55. Emaharg

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    That PC sounds like my dad…

    Reply

  56. HusbandAndWifi

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    /r/catastrophicfailure

    Reply

  57. I_Want_A_Lambo

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Now you can die in peace !! U’ve made it !! 🙂

    Reply

  58. DrBlackJacket

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    If you had gone for gender studies or liberal arts you would had achieved that inmediately.

    Reply

  59. DarkangelUK

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Did you move the recycling bin to the recycling bin?

    Reply

  60. yobbobogan

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    So it took you 25 years in IT to design your own dialog box for karma?

    Reply

  61. FrozenGummyBear1027

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    *opens chromebook*

    Reply

  62. IVIAFIOSO

    May 16, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Whoa took you 25 years to learn how to code an error to say that 😳

    Reply

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